Subject: Hmm, how much money?
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Posted on: 2015-04-20 12:24:00 UTC
The coffers at Castle Kwenaya are running a bit low, what with the theft secession loss of Critta-Kalthin, and the considerable costs of moving the Cyclopaedia to- ah, but that's a secret.
Experiment #114: Arceus/Giratina. Pokemon communication translated by injecting it directly into the researchers' brains.
=So. You have returned.=
"Yessss. How long hasss it been, Arceusss?"
=Not long enough. Your presence cannot be tolerated, Renegade. Depart. Now.=
"Depart? But I am your creation, Arceusss, just as they are."
=You are as unlike your siblings as Dark is unlike Psychic. You exist solely because your Distortion World is safer when it has a master. Had I been granted but a little more time, you would never have been formed.=
"Now, Arceusss, isss that any way to ssspeak to your new mate?"
=... what?=
"Have the ssscientists not ssspoken with you? You are to create again, Arceusss. Our child will be the greatessst ever seen. Now come here, my lovely..."
Results: Blast radius 5 miles wide, destroying all structures but leaving living things unharmed. Giratina banished back to the Distortion World. Researchers left with bleeding ears and permanent deafness.
(Do they have canonical personalities? These seemed to fit. Also I fought hard to keep Giratina from saying 'my preciousss...')
hS