Subject: I disagree. It goes way, way deeper than that.
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Posted on: 2015-03-16 01:38:00 UTC

Consider the Plumpton Pass. This (for non-Potterheads in attendance, or those Potterheads who go outside once in a blue moon) is a manoeuvre in which the Snitch, being about as bright as a 10-watt bulb covered in soot, actually flies up the sleeve of the Seeker, at which point automatic win for the Seeker's team barring circumstances so monumentally unlikely that the Weasley twins made a shedload of money off it happening during the World Cup final in GoF. In terms of game design it is, and I must censor myself here, a gobbet of half-chewed rat's anus.

Your remarks about finalists would be relevant in a league setup. However, we know that this is not necessarily the case for everything - as shown in GoF, with the Quidditch World Cup heavily implied to be a knockout tournament in the manner of the actual World Cup, complete with England scraping through to the knockout stages and crashing out ignominously to a country so obscure the UN has to check whether or not it actually exists. And yes, Quidditch is definitely wizard football. This is illustrated in Quidditch Through The Ages, which compares it to wizard American football (Quodpot, as she is known), which is like Quidditch but the balls explode. No, really.

I get that people want to like Quidditch, but as a sport it makes precisely zero sense to have it set up in the way that it is. You have the actual sport going on, which is alright and makes sense, and then you have the Seekers mucking about doing their own thing somewhere else, like they got lost. It doesn't work on any level, though it might - might - be improved if it didn't score any points.

Or better yet, USE. A. CLOCK.

Sorry, I tend to get up on my high horse about this. It's deliberate on Rowling's part, and that's fine, as a dig at the Byzantine rules of various school sports it's perfect. It's just that people think it's not a badly-designed mess of a game, and frankly, they're talking through their hats. =]

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