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There is no reason we should have to go through this all again every 3-6 months.

-Phobos

This post is a direct violation of a ban imposed by the PPC community, and a statement that zdimensia intends to violate that ban again in December. I have also received an email from zdimensia, which I will quote in full at the end of this post, which includes a declaration that she feels entitled to post PPC stories without Permission, again in direct violation of community consensus.

Zdimensia has proved time and again that she is unwilling or unable to accept that she is in the wrong. She has now twice posted in breach of bans laid against her by the PPC community. She has engaged in sockpuppeting, harassment (remember that?), avowed lying and manipulation, and now she has demonstrated that she feels she has the right to ignore any community decisions she disagrees with.

I feel strongly that someone who behaves this way is too much of a disruptive influence for us to keep trying to salvage. This is exactly the sort of situation permabanning is intended for, and I vote that we use it.

hS

The following is the email I received from zdimensia, posted here as evidence. I will not be reposting anything else I might receive from her.

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I expect this and your reply to be made public.

I am not insisting I did nothing wrong. I made non-malicious mistakes. If there is something I forgot to apologize for, tell me what it is and then assign a mediator to make sure I'm doing it right.

Don't tell me what I don't like. I'm sure there were plenty of times I enjoyed contributing. I would like the rules if you followed them as well, particularly the golden rule.

As far as your "deal" I was already told that writing for the drawer was fine. As far as renouncing permission, that was because I was told I would be able to get it back. If that person lied, I should get an apology. If you don't give me a chance to go through the process properly, I am under no obligation to not publish. People who are unaware of permission also get to publish.

I want to freely be able to post from home since December 2014. I want the past changed so that no one pushed my buttons in the first place. I want to participate in this year's mailbox thread. I want to comment on other people's stories. I want to clear my reputation and be given a fair shot. I want access to a beta that knows and likes the PPC, and that the stories can be posted to the board and wiki.

Think of an equitable compromise, not you get what you want and I get less than what I had.


As an aside, there was some stuff that Tomash didn't relay before he said he wouldn't.

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But this... This is enough for me to change my mind. I vote to continue the ban on TooPurple/zdimensia/Bramandin.

zeb doesnt have genitals evryone remembers episode 772 when zeb was turned into a jellybean genie made out of swirling jellybeans in the form of a vague humann figure constantly screming in the eternal existential horor of having your entire body stolen away from u JELLYBEANS ODONT HAVE bODYPARTS DUMMY

but ur right about ix; shes very forceful as seen in chapter 22201 when she used her plantinum skin to deflect the bulltet right back into corporal zargnon's gun causing it to explode in on itself adn defeat the entire league of darkness in a single climatcic end

rember that?

brandywinebaby89: BRANDYBABY! glomp golmp glom. kk so teh protal is bad b/cus its' not jsut steeling the bad fnagirls lik MorOna but aslo teh good ones lick Tallulah adn Jessaminthe, aannnnndd igues thats' aslo wh tehyr'e all to get her? lol keep reedin!

MrsSupernumerary: ofcurse yuo can yuse Tallulah in your'e story!!!!!!!!!! tast amasing. i lorv yuo!!!!!

Ronion: gald you licked my sotry!!!1

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"Wow," said Tallulah, "it is so weird that I forgot about how we were childhood friends and played pranks on our siblings all the time!"

"Yes," said Jessaminthe, "that is so weird." (A/N: tihs is from MrsSupernumerary's WONDERFOOL sotry witch you shouldr go and reed WRIGHT NOW!!!!)

They were sitting in their room which was a Response Centre, but because it was part of Tofu Hop it didn't have a number, but they got to choose a name and they chose RIVENWOOD after their homes (A/N: cam upwiht that miyself!! lil). And they were waiting for the third person who would sleep in their room. "Which classes are you looking forward to?" said Jessaminthe.

Tallulah looked at her timetable, which was written in Elvish writing (A/N b/cus shes'an EFL so ist CANNUN taht she reeds elfis i. tihnk abut cannun alot yuo knoe). "I like the look of 'How To Be A Department Head', by the Sunflower Official," she said, "and also 'How To Not Be Human' by Illian the blue horse thing (A/N 4got teh name sozzzzzy!)."

"Yes," said Tallulah, "I like those too. But I'm most interested in 'How To Be The Best Agent', but it doesn't have a teacher listed, I wonder why that is?"

"I don't know," said Jessaminthe, "but we'll find out today. Look - it's our first class!"

"Good!" stated Tallulah. "What do you want to do until then? We could go and play pranks on people."

"But who would we play them on?" asked Jessaminthe. "Everyone in the PPC is so dreamy."

Tallulah thought about the agents she knew about. "What about Suicide?" she asked. "His name sounds bad."

"He's super-dreamy," said Jessaminthe. "He's only called that because so many girls have committed suicide when he rejected them, which he did for good reasons."

"Oh," said Tallulah, "I was wrong." (A/N: SEA?? shes' can't be an Mery-Sud bec/s seh gts stuffv wrogn!!)

"That's all right," said Jessaminthe, "you're still very beautiful."

Tallulah didn't think she was, but she didn't say anything because Jessaminthe always said that and it was no good arguing with her. "Maybe we could prank the other students?" she suggested. "What about Ruby and Kitty (A/N SHOTUOUT too deadpassion1479)?"

"Oh I think they are having sex in the next room," said Jessaminthe. "I can tell because of all the shouting."

"Oh," said Tallulah. "Then what about-"

At that moment the door swung open and the two girls looked round and an arrow shot between them and hit the wall and bounced off and NEARLY HIT TALLULAH only it didn't but the girls didn't get a chance to notice that because who should be standing in their door but...

"MORANA KRISTINE STEPHANIE HECATE KING!" shouted Tallulah and Jessaminthe at the same time, and then Tallulah said, "What are you doing here?"

Morana pulled out her archery things again and shot another arrow past Tallulah. "Oops," she said, "my hand slipped."

"Maybe it wouldn't have if you hadn't been in our room," said Tallulah (A/N WAT A COMBECK am i wright?!?!?!).

"Oh, but I'm not," said Morana evilly, stepping through the door and putting her things down and pinning her posters on the walls and putting her bag on the best bed and resetting the alarm clock to TOO EARLY and turning the radio to her music which was bad music. "I'm in my room... and I'm sharing with you!"

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A/N borroed som more carries!! aslo MorONa istill efil and NOBBYDY REED HER SOTRIES.

((Did you spot it? [Jaws theme]))

taht is suck a good twits taht shes' has to mary Supernumberary! aslo that tehyr'e only twits on teh fathers' side! ASLO TAHT TALLULAH IS HER CHILD HOODFIEND OMNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neway your'e owsome

~JayBird~

((I'll create a Google Doc for it, though. Don't want to get in the way of The Rules :-P))

JayBird is a GR8 WRIER and u SUCK. Ur just mad bcuz ur JEALUS u don't have any oringfal ideas like she does. Go cru in ur moms bawement an lave nice ppl like JayBird ALONG.

XOXOX

(( I'm sorry, I had to. JayBird is an Alpha Suethor, and Brandy is a sycophantic little sheep. ~Neshomeh ))

(Also, back on the news topic, if you really want to find out about the Wolfenstein series, you should probably check out the 3-part "History of Wolfenstein" video series on YouTube made by The Gaming Historian. It goes really in depth as to what each game in the huge franchise is all about.)

-Twistey

AN: Talullah Greenslevs belongs to JayBird who is totally awesome!!!

Selene patted my hair while I hugged her an cried. I always tought my mother died because I thought me and Arwen were sister. Twins, actually.

Selene smiled when I sayed this. "Elrond and I were lovers a long time ago, and then he married Arwens mother. You and she are twins on you're father's side."

I nodded. That made sense.

"So what does this mean now?", I asked curious.

"You need to find you're soulmate", Selenr said "before you turn 16 or else you'll die."

"But mom I already found my soulmate", I said "His name is Supernumery and he's the love of my depressing life!"

"Have you consumated consummatted comsumated had sex yet" selene asked

"Yes"

"Ok good then you won't doe", Selene said smile. "So now you need to get married. I will see to the arrangements."

"You're the best mom ever!", I said hugging her. "I will go find a bridesmaid right away"

Talullah Greensleeves gasped when I told her the news. "YES I WOULD LOVE TOO BE YOU"RE BRIDESMAID" she shoutted and we jumped up and down hugging eachother because we were best friends like that.

Talullah was a mermaid and also Legolas twin so we grew up together as best friends and played pranks on our siblings all the time. It was great.

And then I ran away to tell Numie the good news.

AN: JayBird this one was for u! Next chappie will have more numie goodness.

My mom almost got pooped on by a seagull once. It was an interesting experience.

((That is 100% true. And oh haha. I was wondering if you, and by that I mean hS, were participating in this. Did you actually read my fic? Because I think you'll recognize one of the random cameos I put in there... ;P))

((And NTtDFA seems to be holding up pretty well. See, there's logic in that brain of hers.))

Hey! I am very logical! How dare you!

((You keep sayin' that, girl. You keep sayin' that.

-Twistey))

But anyway, Jay probably didn't read my argument either. She's too far up her own feathered bird butt to even read anything, period. I'm surprised she can see well enough to type, I mean, cause I'm pretty sure birds aren't capable of holding in their own poop.

-Nightmare Twistey the Demon Fox Animatronic

It's a rather basic social rule that demanding positive attention from people who don't want to interact with you is not at all OK. I would've hoped that, after all the explanations last May and the conditional ban, TooPurple would have at least understood this. This post, however, makes it clear to me that she either cannot or will not abide by this rule at this time.

This means, as far as I'm concerned, that if we let TooPurple back in now, it will only be a matter of time before she causes another harassment issue. Whether or not such behavior would be malicious or even intentional, I do not want this community or anyone in it to be subject to such harassment or the harm TooPurple would cause by engaging in it.

And so therefore I vote to continue TooPurple's ban until such time as we are satisfied that she can abide by the norms of interaction in this community.

Furthernore, it has become increasingly obvious to me that there is nothing to be gained, other than increasing frustration on all sides, from more responses by TooPurple being posted in this thread. Therefore, I will not be posting any more of them.

If anyone else wishes to begin posting additional responses from her, but doesn't have TooPurple's contact information, I can get you in contact with her. My email is clickable above.

- Tomash

There is a good idea in here - I like that the PPC has its own OFU, it seems like the sort of thing they'd do - but your writing style is atrocious to the point that it's nearly unreadable. The Sunflower Official simply isn't like this, and I have to ask: did you request to use Morana in any manner, let alone this one? Not that one has to, of course, but it's only polite.

Like I said at the start, this really does have a lot of potential, if it was written by someone else. Anyone else. Lemony. Avlates_usted. A small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one fine summer morning. Anyone. Yes, there are some bits that are amusing - the transition into legible English to mark the transition into HQ from Tallulah's homefic is a nice touch, I like the Not As Big As The Big Auditorium But Bigger Than The Small Auditorium Auditorium (someone's been at the Feegles) - but overall, it's a really garbled mess of a fic. It's like gumbo made by a blind idiot from Stevenage in a kitchen full of bicycle parts.

I mean, it sort of does, but that's not germane to the discussion and you're hardly one to talk.

Of course, this assumes I've translated your post correctly (I'm only conversationally fluent in JayBird, alas); if this turns out to be an order for a bucket of chicken jalfrezi and four rounds of garlic-and-cheese naan bread, do let me know.

Between actually telling us what to do in a thread where the question of Beam's return is being debated, and now proof that Bram has been evading their ban again, I think that we have plenty of proof that Bram has no interest in changing.

I love love love that you made you're character Legolas sister a mermaid!! We dnot see that enogh in storys and you also used my character!!! OMMMMG I love you're stories but that was amazing!! Can I use talullah in mine story too? :DDD

IP is confirmed as coming from the same locality as Bramandin; this is therefore a confirmed ban/block-evasion.