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- Cards Against HQ! by on 2016-12-13 23:35:00 UTC Reply
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Horribly, horribly late, but here's mine. by
on 2016-12-13 23:14:32 UTC
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Name: Priya Kadru
Gender: Female
Race: Lizardman - Dry Skin - Tough Scales
Class: Fighter - Weapons Master
Health: 25 (15 + 10)
Anything Else: Priya is more snakelike than other lizardmen, having a relatively long neck, short but strong arms, and a serpentine lower half with vestigial back legs; she has to rear up, cobra-style, to "stand" at eye-level to people. Priya can subdue her enemies via constriction and a powerful bite, though as a Weapons Master, her preferred weapon is a monk's spade with both blades honed to razor-sharp edges; given her short arm-reach, she often wields it using her muscular, prehensile tail.
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Oh hey, I just saw this. by
on 2016-12-13 20:22:00 UTC
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That sounds mildly dangerous, and yet funny. I like it! ^_^
~Neshomeh
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Thanks, you too! (nm) by
on 2016-12-13 15:55:00 UTC
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That's really sweet (nm) by
on 2016-12-13 14:45:00 UTC
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Oh, brilliant! by
on 2016-12-13 11:45:00 UTC
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Glad to hear you're doing alright!
I thought another young life had been claimed by Disappearing Newbie Syndrome. Dangerous stuff, that. Even if you've been vaccinated.
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Glad to hear you're alright. :) (nm) by
on 2016-12-13 06:01:00 UTC
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I'm Still Alive! (Not a Returnbie Post) by
on 2016-12-13 02:31:00 UTC
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Hello all! Long time no post (forgive me for that).
I just wanted to apologize for my lack of activity, life's gotten busier and busier lately, and a lot of popups and ads were coming from this site, a problem which I have thankfully fixed.
I'll try to get on more regularly come the New Year, December's going to be hectic.
Hope you all have a wonderful holiday season!
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Uriel moves into Room 4, prior to looting it (nm) by
on 2016-12-13 02:21:46 UTC
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Xiv'riit tilted its head in fascination. by
on 2016-12-13 02:20:21 UTC
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Magnificent- a kind of chain reaction. . . Noting the effect of its magic on the undead creatures, Xiv'riit ran to the nearest zombie and laid its hands on it. "Xiv'riit is thinking you look decrepit, friend. Allow it to help."
((Heal the zombie!))
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((You're still in the starting room are you not?)) (nm) by
on 2016-12-13 02:17:37 UTC
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Uriel stows the Bagpipes seamlessly in his robes and does what any experienced Munchkin player does- by
on 2016-12-13 02:12:03 UTC
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-And that is loot the room!
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Keegra looked up, breathing heavily, and gave a big smile. by
on 2016-12-13 02:10:00 UTC
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"Keegra smash zombies! Zombies dead... again!" She thumped herself on the chest and stooped to loot the bodies.
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Virro shakes his head. by
on 2016-12-13 02:09:10 UTC
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"This is why I prefer living soldiers," he remarks. "They are so much less prone to error and far more durable... most of the time." He strides into the other room and begins attempting to bring the zombie under his spell, and Davug stands by, ready to intercept and destroy the zombie should it attack the Elf.
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Round 9: Necromantic Shenanigans by
on 2016-12-13 02:05:26 UTC
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Virro: (7) Concentrating on your magic you are able to draw the lifeforce of the dead Orc back into its body. Unfortunately not everything worked as planned as your new Undead Orc Bodyguard seems to have lost quite a few grey cells and is now unable to use any weapon effectively. Also, you know that as an undead he is not able to get any of the skills Orcs normally get. Gained Undead Orc Bodyguard.
Evard: ()
Uriel: (7) You find a pair of bagpipes and go and pick them up, someone obviously thought that with the awful noise they made they were a weapon. Unfortunately, if anything playing the bagpipes is more likely to get you attacked by enemies, not less (they know if you're playing the bagpipes you can't defend yourself as well). Gained Bagpipes (-1 Cir in combat when equipped).
Keegra: (10 - 3Inj =7) Letting out a roar you charge into the group of zombies, the first to feel your wrath isn't armed and only wears some rags on his back.
Fight!: (Keegra vs Zombie 3. Keegra gets (17 + 4 Dam = 21) vs Zombie 3 (3 + 6 = 9) Zombie 3 loses 12 Health. Zombie 3 dies). Smashing one Zombie into the dust as a burst of healing magic flows through you, you feel stronger and ready to take on another Zombie, this one is also unarmed and wears only basic ragged clothing. (Keegra vs Zombie 7. Keegra gets (19 + 4 Dam = 23) vs Zombie 7 (12 + 6= 18) Zombie 7 loses 5 Health.) Between your fists and the burst of healing magic, Zombie 7 falls as well. With one strike left in you, you turn towards a slightly tougher opponent, this Zombie is dressed in some cheap looking hide armour. (Keegra vs Zombie 4. Keegra gets (14 + 4 Dam = 18) vs Zombie 4 (5 + 6 + 1 Arm = 12) Zombie 4 loses 6 Health, Zombie 4 dies). With fists of fury you strike it again and again until you realize there is little left of it.
Xiv'riit (11) Noticing Keegra still limping slightly as she charged into the zombies, you focus your healing magics and let them loose. Not only do you heal Keegra's ankle just before she starts fighting, you also let loose a slightly uncontrolled burst of healing magic that spreads out around you. You feel stronger and you are sure Keegra and the Orc Bodyguard are feeling better as well. As most people know, what is good for the living is not good for the undead and your erratic burst of magic damages them all, killing two outright, and letting Keegra finish off two more. (Zombies 2-8 lose 8 Health, Keegra, Orc Bodyguard, Xiv'riit gain 8 Health, all injuries cured before battle.)
Kali ()
Yeleni: ()
Priya: () Having heard of the group of adventurers planning to conquer the Bore-Hole and beat Paarnax, you headed out from your homeland to join them. Unfortunately you arrive after they had set out and you have always been behind until now. Entering into the starting room, you barely notice the members of the party still in the room, or the fact that the door behind you has slammed shut and seemingly melded back into the wall again. Scampering down the corridor you find yourself in front of Room 4.
Orc Bodyguard (6) You make it to the door, but seeing the Half-Orc taking on the zombie quite capably by herself you decide to stop and stare, I mean watch her.
Zombie Orc Bodyguard: (7) Shaben successfully gets up this time.
Zombie 2: (4) Noticing the Half-Orc tear through its fellow zombies with the aid of magic, Zombie 2 stands still in fright. Hoping to be mistaken for anything but a Zombie.
Zombie 8: (7) Zombie 8 decides the best things to do is to attack. And with Keegra being the only viabe target, it decides that to try and gett revenge for its comrades.
Fight!: (Zombie 8 vs Keegra. Zombie 8 gets (1 + 2 Dam = 3) vs Keegra gets (10 + 6 = 16)). Hardly even aware of the Zombie trying to attack her, Keegra stretches lazily from her round of killing and mayhem and manages to snag herself yet another kill as her fist connects with the zombie and kills it.
Room 4: Where once 8 Zombies waited to attack adventurers, now all bar one had fallen prey to a Shardmind and a Half-Orc. The two Zombies killed outright by Xiv'riit's blast of healing magic are now nothing but dust, however the other five still lay on the ground, able to potentially be resurrected. The room itself has three other exits, two on the right hand, West wall, one noticeably nearer than the other, the other exit door is in the East wall two thirds of the way down the room. The far wall changes colour for a little bit roughly opposite the door you entered through.
Characters:
Virro: Weapons - Shortbow(+2) Quiver(38 Arrows), Armour - , Other - (+1 Cir when guarding a door or doorway), Orc Bodyguard (You control what your Orc Bodyguard does each round), Undead Orc Bodyguard, Health 26/26
Evard: Weapons - Dagger(+2), Dagger(+1), Armour - Studded Leather Armour(+4, Invisibility), Other - Invisibility (Can turn invisible for one round (counts as a passive action), Cannot be noticed or attacked by enemies whilst invisible, +1 Circumstance when attacking whilst invisible. Invisibility can be activated once every 4 Rounds (Rounds Remaining 1)), Health 23/23
Uriel: Weapons - Mace(+1), Armour - Sturdy Robes(+1), Other - , Health 29/29
Keegra: Weapons - , Armour - , Other - Ring of Thur ('Rub thrice and drop it' and a mysterious stranger may arrive to help you for a turn, One use only), Health 22/22
Xiv'riit: Weapons – Spork(+3), Armour - , Other - , Ring of Thur ('Rub thrice and drop it' and a mysterious stranger may arrive to help you for a turn, One use only), Health 21/28
Kali: Weapons - Deer Shot(+3, Deer Fling), Armour - Leather Armour(+1), Other - Deer Fling (Once per room, you may fling a Deer instead of a stone at an enemy. This does +1D8 damage, and the difference between the offence and defence scores (either way) is taken as damage by the Deer. If it survives this it stays around as a permanent companion following your orders), Health 12/12
Yeleni: Weapons - Quarterstaff(+2), Armour - , Other - , Health 26/26
Priya: Weapons - Monk's Spade(+2), Armour - Banded Armour (Heavy, +4), Other - , Health 25/25
Orc Bodyguard: Weapons - Longsword(+1), Armour - Studded Leather Armour(+3), Other- , Health 26/26
Undead Orc Bodyguard: Weapons - , Armour - Leather Armour (Light +2), Other- , Health 7/7
Zombie 2: Weapons - Club(+2), Armour - Leather Armour (Light, +2), Other- , Health 1/9
Loot in Room 4: [Leather Armour(Light +2), Club(+2)] Zombie 1, [Zombie 3, Zombie 7], [Hide Armour(Light, +1)] Zombie 4, [Scale Mail(Mail. +3), Greatsword(+2)] Zombie 8. (12 graves which may be lootable, 8 of which are open obviously the ones from which the Zombies came from)
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*bows* Thank you, thank you! :) (nm) by
on 2016-12-12 21:11:00 UTC
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*laughter and applause* You win the internet! (nm) by
on 2016-12-12 20:40:00 UTC
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RC 2319's Favorite Things by
on 2016-12-12 20:38:00 UTC
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(somehow this song is associated with Christmas now? IDKLOL)
(Chris)
My Meganium and Volcano Burgers
Warm, fuzzy blankets and Captain Steve Rogers
Days without missions and New Leaf in spring;
These are a few of my favorite things
(Ami)
Rereading Tolkien and all four Princesses
Lettuce and Toon Link and Rarity's dresses
Orchestral music, especially strings;
These are a few of my favorite things
(Miguel)
Fanfics set during the holiday season
Traveling through time for any old reason
Every song Lin-Manuel Miranda sings;
These are a few of my favorite things!
(Violet)
When the Bleep's gone,
When Sues have wings,
When I'm feeling sad...
(All)
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad!
(instrumental break)
(Violet)
Amethyst wrestling with Steven beside her
Holiday parties with free food and cider
Guys wearing black suits and little earrings;
These are a few of my favorite things!
(All)
When the Bleep's gone,
When Sues have wings,
When I'm feeling sad...
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel~
So bad!
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OT: The crossover you never asked for. by
on 2016-12-12 19:25:00 UTC
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Presented without context: http://warriorofskyworld.tumblr.com/post/154386482653/the-crossover-you-never-asked-for
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Okay, here is another one. by
on 2016-12-12 18:18:00 UTC
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(Thanks to Delta Juliette for the input).
My Fanfiction,shamelesshighjacking of My Testimony, by Shoji Meguro, Yuichiro Tanaka and Yumi Kawamura.
Sleep walk, my eyelids are lured to the darkness of fanfic,
Like glitter softly killing a canon,
I should’ve known nothing repeats.
The hands of rewrite erase me,
However, it’s strange that I’m crying from the bottom of my heart.
I can see the goodfic in everything mundane,
Even in the smoky air of the crowded OFUs.
Since I don’t want to lose the burning glimmer of everyday moments,
I start to walk.
Grayish dawn, daybreak reveals yet another fic,
Even in the warmth of the sand between my fingers.
But I’ll walk forward, won’t there be something waiting there?
This surely is my fanfiction,
I sing, with a distant story in my heart.
I can see the goodfic in the mundane tomorrows,
It’s the same voices, the same meetings; that’s all it is.
Pain grazes this life of mine,
Brightly lights it and strokes it, so now I start to walk.
‘till my soul Even if I’m transformed into a memory,
Nevertheless…
Someone’s love song resounded merrily in the desolate winter,
As if it were my own, my heart trembles.
I can see the goodfic in everything mundane,
Even in the breath of the moment when we hold hands.
Since I don’t want to lose the burning glimmer of everyday moments,
I start to walk.
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24-25ish. (nm) by
on 2016-12-12 06:43:00 UTC
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Out of curiosity... by
on 2016-12-12 00:38:00 UTC
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How old did you think I was?
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Oh, not weird stuff, necessarily. by
on 2016-12-12 00:12:00 UTC
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You know. Anything you reckon's really good, but underrated, or whatever.
I mean, I'll take anything that's not graphics, because, whatever, right?
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You done did it! by
on 2016-12-11 23:51:00 UTC
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You done darn dog-gone did it!
Happy dashed drab dratted birthday, my compeer!