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Kaitlyn: "Oh, [censored and extremely long list of exotic swear words. It seems like she might be trying to recite The List from memory].

Memo to self for next time: don't eat the mushrooms. They wouldn't put mushrooms in there if they weren't a trap. Don't eat the mushrooms.

Oh, well. I suppose it fits that I made the first kill, and was the last. And hey, it's still my highest ranking ever! Congratulations to Matt, though - well played!"

((And thank you, OrangeFox, for running it! Are you going to be putting together a consolidated doc for posterity? Asking for an archivist who is me.))

hS

We have our champion!

Sorry about the wait, but it's finally here! I hope you enjoyed the event while it lasted, and, um. Well, have a good one!

(By the way, despite the day, this isn't an April Fool's joke. It's just unfortunate timing.)

-OrangeFox

My phone is running so badly these days that it doesn't even show the change; until I looked on the PC I had no idea what you were on about.

hS

🧀🧀🧀

(I thought I'd found the problem and fixed it, but it looks like that wasn't the problem...)

Except now there is a message to explain the edit resulting from accidentally hitting Post when I meant to preview.

~Neshomeh regrets nothing!

(I only just now realized that it was now April Fool's Day on Board time, and so had to think of something real quick.)

The Odds Procedure By Hannah and Erik

-kA

Kaitlyn: "Okay. Okay okay okay. I can do this. There's only about three of us left. I know that Matt person is around somewhere - we hung out last night, but that fight with Doom has left me wary. And then... um... not sure who else. I saw Farah die, which is a real pity - but better her than me, I suppose?

I can do this. ARGH, what was I thinking?"

hS

Kkukttak would likely view a challenge to a fair fight as a minor insult - something like "You're so bad at this that I'm going to make things harder on myself while I fight you."

Kkukttak: [waves a hand at the interview drone, his other hand carrying a list of swears, which has been wrapped around some sort of weapon] No comment.

[the drone continues to follow him]

No. Comment.

[a few more insistent questions later]

I'd like to congratulate Farah on poisoning someone. As to anything else, no comment.

[the drone finally gives up]

Farah: [scowling] Gods-rotted arena, gods-rotted traps, I'm going back to the RC to take a shower and then find out how Kkukttak pulls this off.

[spots one of the brawls in Rudi's on the playback as she's leaving]

He killed Aulhar? That is going to make things so awkward. Ugh.

[renews her flounce]

Aulhar: [groans] Getting my face bashed into the bar ... even virtually, hell of a way to go. Didn't even see the guy coming.

I have to admit, I'm surprised I lasted this long. Maybe I still look like someone not to mess with.. Could be the scars.

[Aulhar pulls out his phone and starts tapping at it, then smiles at the camera.]

You sure did a good job getting people interested in the games, at least going off how much cash is in the betting pool.

[some more tapping]

Wow, some people have gotten creative while I was out. There's even an options market &emdash; who in their right mind would even do that?

Interviewer: It's the PPC, I guess

Aulhar: Yeah, fair enough.

Kaitlyn might've observed her weak points and/or figured out the intricacies of her Quirk yesterday. Why didn't she just grab a sword or something? Well... she's the kind of person who wouldn't use a knife in a fight if she wasn't sure she'd be good at it. Besides, her fists and cheap tricks got her this far, didn't they? But it wasn't far enough.

Well, that's it for my agents. Excited to see how it all ends tomorrow!

Here’s the final thing I wrote. That’s gonna be all for me until next game. GGWP.

(( I thought the blue burdie might have a shot at winning, having made it this far, but alas. No doubt his overconfidence was his undoing!

(( Well, now that it's all over for my two, I'll see about going back and filling in reactions for you. Maybe I can even coax something resembling a coherent narrative out of it.

~Neshomeh ))

Thalia, looking mildly grumpy: “I will have my revenge on that melon!”

Doom, looking his normal amount of grumpy: “I thought you already did by eating four helpings of melon salad in the Cafeteria.”

Matthew: Somehow, I'm one of the three to still be alive.

Pauses as he looks out into the distance.

Matt: I don't quite know what to think. Also, sorry Paye, for holding hands with someone else.

Pause

Matt: This is weird, y'know, I'm a klutz, didn't think I get this far. But, hey, thanks, guys, for not killing me yet!

(Okay, how is this happening. AAAAAA! Matt is, at least, third place. AAAAAA!)

(-kA, who is freaking out)

(Edit: a letter)

The end draws near as more tributes are eliminated!

I think there's only one more broadcast to write after this, so... see you then!

-OrangeFox

Rebecca: Who the hell signed me up for that?

Boadicea: That was fun. Next time I hope I survive longer, though. Consarn the RNG!

Boadicea is covered in bandages, but she is grinning