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Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Hmm... I'm pretty sure I've already given you a scarf, and you've gotten a K-9.

So, I guess I'll give you a curly wig, model TARDIS, and another bag of jelly babies.

I loved marching band. I wasn't very good, but I loved it. With all that practice you all must be serious competitors at competitions!

Good luck for all of them that are coming up this year.

Well, while we're at it, let's point out that it was Sedri who wrote most of the Guide to the PPC, the FAQ for Newbies, and the Mission Writing Guide, all of which are totally awesome. So there you are. {= )

~Neshomeh

The entire third movie was made of callbacks to the other two, bookended nicely when you see him in the river at the end.

Haha, it's true. I'd love a fourth movie, but it won't be the same without Matt Damon.

The site seems dedicated exclusively to brain-burning slash with pairings that are either improbable or impossible. The fics below deserve special demerit.

1. Proving Azzy Wrong by Fawsley - NSFW & NSFB
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: There is nothing worse than being bitten by a horse fly...

My comment: Bill the Pony and Treebeard. [insert Westron expletives here].

2. Captain of Mordor by Drayion. NSFW, NSFB.

My comment: Faramir and Shagrat. Faramir. And. Shagrat!

I cannot remember if I already brought the unintentionally-underage daughters of Sam and Rosie (Hobbits mature more slowly, Suethor) slashfic to the PPC's attention, but I cannot take the site anymore.

From an agent's perspective, urple prose is painful and unstable, and probably akin to carrying around hazardous chemicals in a paper cup - too risky to be practical when there are other perfectly good weapons around. From a boarder/community perspective, I think there's just no need, and it does edge a bit close to our increasingly-cast-iron "no speshul powers, please" 'rule'. Still, it's a creative idea.

Very direct - its cuts out all of the Sue's excuses and makes it very, very clear how awful she is. I like how, when I look at the second 'normal' Legolas, he almost looks relieved :)

Hi, everyone! I was going to post something for the newbies, but I think I'll wait a few days, until I've taken stock of all 35 of the...well...I'd hate to spoil the surprise.

In the meantime, I have been up to no good, tinkering with online generators and such. The result? A PPC webcomic, of sorts. Credit goes to Subeta HQ for the generator.

Once upon a time in Mirkwood...

Please comment and let me know what you think!

I saw the movies first too, so no shock! horror! Actually, I saw the third movie, read the second book, then saw the first movie and read the third book, and then re-saw the third and then saw then second and ...

Marie is Canadian... that really made my day. Nicky... yeah, they kind of have her offer support in a way that is disturbingly like the first movie- like Marie, she had just dyed her hair and it was possibly a coincidence on purpose- to show that Jason views her as something like Marie, and since Marie didn't end up so well... he doesn't want to start anything. Plus, he's getting OLD. Sorry to say it, but it's true...

Well, I do. As for PPC-specific, there's currently a somewhat-non-canon food fight going on a few pages back.

Have a mobile hologram emitter.

It currently contains a flock of wild tape dispensers, so be careful. Those things can be territorial!

Maybe at some point it will make them stronger, but,like all chemicals, too much will kill them.
This seems like a job for the DMSE&R. Someone needs to capture a Sue and try this.

But what if, instead of exploding, the Sue absorbs the prose and becomes stronger?

Then maybe you could pack a Sue so full or urple prose that it explodes...

What would make it a punishment? Would it be harmful to Agents?

Do you think that it would be possible to say, contain urple prose to use as a weapon or amplification for powers of some sort? This idea may have already been brought up, and if so, sorry.

Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Here, have a triple chocolate cupcake! (Chocolate with chocolate icing & chocolate chips) Enjoy!