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I think I already said my money's on Cluny if he goes against mortal Drip, as Drip's a serial rapist who, according to what I've seen of canon, only kills women he attacks, who are presumably helpless. Cluny has battle experience, and as was mentioned before, a frickin poison tail barb. Now Demon-Drip, on the other hand, would have a much better chance, but I'd still say Cluny, simply because he's better equipped and Drip doesn't have much in the way of power. His only advantage would therefore be size.

I propose my own, now. Joel Calley (with Miranda's help) from the webcomic Concession versus Damien from El Goonish Shive.

But as I have no real knowledge of either of your combatants, I will pose a fight of my own.

100 Red Shirts (Star Trek) vs. 100 Stormtroopers (Star Wars)

Is there no end to these things? Where's my bat?

I swear to Eru, StarClan, Glaux, Mithros, and any other deities not mentioned! Didn't we deal with one of you not a month back? *whack*whack*whack* Out, out, out! No imitating actual Boarders!

*THWACK*

*sigh*

Now, where's that double-thick frying pan of mine? Ah, here it is...

*THWACK*

STOP IMITATING A RESPECTABLE PPC BOARDER!

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awbs nw toye ouxa

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Venomous arthropods other than spiders include:
-scorpions
-centipedes
-ants and bees
-remipedes (rare, ancient crustaceans that look like centipedes)

I apologize for the preceding nerd rant.

http://anadapta0801.livejournal.com/6650.html

It's... Chauceresque.

Thankfully, the author translated.

To Quote:

"This Maistre soghte his paramore,
A comely wight yclempt Dottore[.]"

... I'm not even sure what this is...

But Rose/Ross have a Kbifm, which was the result of horrible spelling while said Agent(s) were kinda S(t)u(e)'d. It's a knife which can sort of try to correct Suethor misspellings. That's the closest that I can think of on this score...

I've never read the Redwall series, but I'm pretty sure Cluny the Scourge is some kind of warrior. Drip was just a crazy murderer in life, who controlled his victims with threats. That wouldn't work on Cluny, and Cluny has the advantage of combat training that mortal!Drip couldn't match.

Welcome, new friend!

In honor of your lunar username, have a crescent moon, a full moon, a harvest moon, a bad moon (it's on the rise), a blood moon, Sailor Moon, a moon-shaped Lucky Charms marshmallow, the moon with the ridiculous face from that one Legend of Zelda game, and Remus Lupin.

I don't know anything about Drip, so I'd have to say Cluny by default.

I will bring up that his habit of wearing a poisonous spike on his tail would probably end up being a lethal surprise to his opponents. Is there a restriction on weapons or armor?

You and me both. xD I'd be all over that like agents on the last Bleeprin bottle.

We can only hope. And pester NBC Universal. xD

This precise situation is unlikely to come up again, but nonetheless, my thanks. I can use all the help I can get with introductions. :)

Gremlin and Xericka deal with mad scientists, mother-daughter love, and inadvertent groping in their latest mission in the Sonic the Hedgehog continuum.

http://vgdivision.livejournal.com/2686.html

Please accept this perfectly ordinary and not at all suspicious fob watch as a welcoming present.

Hmm. Laegand, I think. (Yes, I did just give the cat a Sindarian name. *puts away dictionary* 'sharp-bold'--laeg+cand)

What do I feed it (him? her?), then? Or does it catch its own food?

*gloomy* A tendency to wander off to check some minor fact while writing replies, and subsequently not get said reply done due to distractions, on the other hand...
(Yes, as a matter of fact, that is why these replies are so late. Well, that and real life.)


*reads ensuing conversation* I am forced to conclude that you both are awesome. :)

Welcome! It's lovely to meet you. As an apology for the bruises that poke will have left you with, I give you a fruit bat and a yoyo. Treasure them always.

The month-long wait is often painful, and I'd apologise for it except that it works; I'm sure you'll manage. In the meantime, might I ask what fandoms you like?


Also, in case you haven't seen it on other greet-the-newbie posts yet, here is The List Of Links, which are the lot of 'Go Read This Now Please' urls that we throw out often since they actually do give Useful Information. In relative order of sensible-reading-ness, they are:

* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial.

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC

It's just that the more complex (and insane) ideas are very hard to incorporate into our already-jumbled PPC universe. At some point we just have to say "stop" and start keeping things simple. It is a shame.