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Gwelumir was hit dead-on by the barrage of bread and knocked out of the air. Fortunately, she managed to correct enough not to land in the gruel, though she had to hop frantically to avoid being splashed with Kool-Aid.

Kazeyama was laughing, and not doing a much better job of it than her partner had. The Great Eagle shot her a glare before taking off. She spotted the Agents who'd fired the bread and, lacking any immediately-available weapons, swooped down with the intent to grab and drop them into the gelatinous mass of gruel.

1. I will not portal Lady Gaga into the reality room to "see what happens."

What... just ...what!? And this is a young girl writing this crap?! Guh...

1. I will not lock Murdoc Niccals and Agent Luxury in the same room. We all know what will happen, anyway.

But it's still bad, especially the whole "'Let's party!' and everyone partyed" bit. And to be fair, "Neotoma" is the genus for the dusky-footed woodrat.

Haven't been around much lately, but I figured there might be one or two people interested in the next chapter of my Advance Wars Fanfic.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6035726/2/Enhanced_Vision

Two chapters and it's already kill-worthy!

Fair winds!

Emerging briefly from lurkerville to report this recent Redwall fic:

Trouble in Noonvale
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 7-24-10

The basic plot point is that a rat comes out of nowhere, rapes Aryah (you know...Latrose's mother?) and then disappears just as quickly as he came.

And where was Urran Voh, her loving and devoted husband while this was happening? Why, he was out on a walk with a Dusky-Footed Woodrat (original capitalization preserved) named Neotoma (which sounds like the kind of name you'd give a cancerous growth that resembles the main character of The Matrix). She has also come out of nowhere, and, without any of the usual questions on exactly why a maiden from a vermin species is in Noonvale, she manages to get the valley's entire population to "party" over her arrival.

So, beatdown of entire story so far...strange-looking ratess comes out of nowhere, and right on her pretty little heels comes the to-be rapist. Rapist sees Aryah, is inexplicably filled with lust, and then runs off before Noonvale can get a good look at him. Ratess dismisses him as "Uhhhhhhh...okkkkeeeeyyyy...that was weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrrrddd..." and starts party. Later, ratess lures Voh away from his house for a "walk," in which time rapist preys on Aryah. Vermin conspiracy, or horrendously written Suefic? You decide, I'm too high on Bleeprin to comment.

On a more serious note, the author seems to be a young girl whose other stories, while not being anywhere near works of art, seem to be fairly innocuous. She's also literate; you'll find that her grammar is mostly correct, if her style is a bit awkward. I'm going to try reviewing this story to ask about this apparent fluke.

In the meantime, it's probably a story that should be allowed to age a little. All of the events I recorded happened in just the first two chapters.

Hopefully I might be able to post an actual mission here soon...

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

I like both as well. Christmas is gonna be great, non?

Cat? An excellent name for a cat, methinks.

May Longcat shine down on you, and Monorail Cat take you wherever you wish.

1. El Cucuy and the Pied Piper must never be allowed to meet.
   1083. Under no circumstances will any badfic be performed as a play.
   1084. I will not make any sort of picture of a Weeping Angel.
   1085. I will not unlock the Hobgoblins.
   1086. I will not go on a mission in Taxxon disguise.
   1087. I will not replace my flash patch with that of a crouching black cat.
   -Nor of any known EPC Department.
   -In fact, replaced my flash patch is only to be done when I change departments.
   1088. I will not provoke Molly Rath. This is for my own safety.
   1089. I will not bungee-jump off Cloud City.
   -Nor will I play on a weather vane.
   -Skydiving is right out.
   1090. Just because Dalek Agents have the Human Factor does not mean they are safe to mess with.

Hail and welcome (back)!

Have some House Roac hot chocolate (picture here, whipped cream and cinnamon not included). It's delicious!

Also this nice rock I found when I was out walking. I'm sure it's useful for something.

Lleu Llaw Gyffes

I shall carefully store it until the arrival of cold winter days, when it will be much appreciated. Thankees!

I will use them with much appreciation.

I like both. I'm working my way through the old, and am waiting eagerly for the Christmas special.

I shall name her...Cat!

The blessings of Ceiling Cat shine upon you protecting you from the wiles of Basement Cat. ^^,

Can I feed it cute animal companions?

Ooh! Jelly babies! ^^, Have a replica sonic screwdriver.

I've got plans for this beauty...

I'll keep it in mind for emergencies. :)

How now, old boarder?!

Have a hand-knit hat, crafted from the downy spun fibers shaven from the backs of Cute Animal Friends.

I vote for the Apostrophe Protection Society and all its derivatives! Everybody find your white stickers, black markers and other tools of punctuational correction and get busy!