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There was some Asian influence in Britain at some point. I just forget when it was ^.^; Also, he's not necessarily half Asian--Asian traits tend to be dominant in mixed-race offspring. (I didn't figure out an exact ratio.) Also, there is the throwback principle--

I'm rambling. I think I'll stop before I wind up giving a lecture on genetics. Ehehe ^.^ Sorry, it just interests me...

And given the number of Piper's Children in the House, I sort of assumed that he must have--after all, there were a lot in the Great Maze, not to mention the ones working in other parts of the house. I don't think the village of Hamelin had that many kids...

Here's your Frying Pan of DOOM ^TM, and a freshly made batch of cookies in your choice of flavors, courtesy of the inhabitants of RC 6237, who are off on a mission at the moment.

Seeing as in-universe there really aren't any other stockbeasts around. Or within my knowlege anyway.

It would be like feeding a cow beef.

Ewwwww.

I love the dude. Poor guy has a whole difficult background that is purposefully ignored in pretty much every fanfic. Poor dude.

Nintendo RULEZ. *fistbump*

Seeing as I have no need or wish to fly on an umbrella,
and I prefer stabbing things with sharp knitting kneedles to knocking them out,

I will pick a nice flower-print umbrella that keeps me dry.

Don't worry, I fully recognize Ganon's claim to being one of the video game world's biggest baddies. He's actually one of my better characters in Brawl, for that matter...

Don't feed it meat.

I don't know whether I got permission by lack of further complaints or if everyone just forgot about me, so I'll try again with a few changes. I'm still not going to actually write for a while, but I'd like permission.

My agents are in Improbable AU, Star Wars Division. I'm going to claim RC 808 for them.

Name: Kath

Species: Half elf, half human

Home continuum: Star Wars

Bio: Kath was a Mary Sue (based on one of my old characters, though you won’t find the story written down anywhere) in a story by an eleven-year-old (semi-fic blip). She somehow got from Earth to the midst of Episodes V/VI and messed a bit with canon, mostly by rescuing Luke, though there was no actual romance involved. She was recruited and had some basic retraining.

Powers/abilities/weapons: Weak Force power, some pyrotechnic abilities, very good fighter for no reason (her author said she taught herself), moderately good lightsaber user (despite having had no training, but to be fair, Luke had a ridiculously small amount), still has her lightsaber from her story.

Personality/preferences/quirks: Is annoyingly cheerful, will laugh at anything, is permanently energetic despite being an insomniac, is very extroverted, hates spiders, is claustrophobic, has a terror of being a Mary Sue, is a slight pyromaniac. Is fairly ignorant about the Real World because knowledge of it was not written into her fic and retraining didn’t cover it.

Name: Elena

Species: Human

Home continuum: Real World

Bio: Elena wrote relatively good Star Wars and Young Wizards fanfiction for a while, then wrote a Star Wars-Young Wizards crossover and got sent to the Star Wars Fanfiction Academy. She somehow managed to survive long enough to graduate and receive a mini-Rancor named Anikin. She went into PPCing Improbable AUs for Young Wizards. Most of her job was getting rid of AU romance stories and original fiction and other miscellanea that was labeled as Young Wizards fanfiction by ignorant authors. (The latter more or less had to be entirely destroyed to keep them from trying to push their way into the YW continuum.) She finished her work of getting rid of the backlog of fics needing PPCing, so she was reassigned to Star Wars, though if another YW fic comes in, she might be required to do it.

Powers/abilities/weapons: Can speak the Speech of Wizards to a small extent, though I haven't figured out whether this can or should be used in Star Wars; probably not. Uses a blaster and various explosives.

Personality/preferences/quirks: Talks a lot, regularly drops TV tropes into everyday conversation, enjoys blowing stuff up. Loathes movie adaptions of books.

My writing sample:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3209952/1/TheLastLaugh
Though anything I posted there will do besides the Wizard's Manual, which you wouldn't like. (I'm considering PPCing it for being a wild and crazy crossover.)

As for badfic, if this gets updated, I will use it:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6033861/1/Whispers
Mustafar. Sith. Power. The voice is whispering to him things that no one should know. How can one resist the temtation?
(Yes, it does look like it's going to be AU. Among other things, Anakin's midi-chlorian count doubles in the first chapter.)
This is fine the way it is (among the worst stories I've read yet):
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6032717/1/thebookofthejedi mace windu finds a book containing ultimate power unheard of by the jedi

Thanks!

But how on Earth could he be part Asian? Unless... Did the Piper bring a lot of children to the House, not just the ones from the famous story? Still, half Asian from that period would be very rare.
(I'm not a PG, of course.)

Have an umbrella. Choice of three:
Mary Poppins Umbrella,
Super-Sue-Knocking-Out Umbrella,
or The Umbrella that Actually Keeps You Dry.

There is no such department as the so-called DIO. It's a complete fabrication made up falsely by lying liars who lie and decieve and want people to believe in something that isn't there and why haven't we shut that wiki down yet? It clearly knows more than is good for it.

...

By which I mean, it's completely wrong and you should ignore it. Hmph.

~J. Agent, not of the DIO at all

If I don't try and update as we play, I can do it a lot easier. Would everyone be okay with that? Or at least, everyone who's reading this particular post?

(I've already written out the opening post for the 2010 Contest, so it looks likely to go ahead)

hS

And yay! A fellow fan of Zelda/Pokemon/Mario!

…onto a .doc file, and I find that it has no ending. Do I just head it "Scenes from the Ypur Invasion"? Or is there a way to summarize the resolution quickly?

I will raise it with the utmost care into a new Helmaroc King!

... give or take a century or two.

Stupid lousy no good slow growing bird.

Just don't play it inside, or within twenty feet of any structure. Um... And try not to actually be there when you play it.

I hope you realize that the only reason why he's considered 'low tier' in Smash Bros is that Nintendo purposefully took away his sword(s) and most of his magic in order for him to even possibly be able to play nice with the rest of the Smash crew.

They had to make him effectively lamer just so you could fight him and not be brutally owned.

... Or, I could just be a giant fangirl for him and not want him to lose. >_>

Have a baby hawk! Don't worry, it has parental permission. Feed it Sues and CAFs.

Nice t' meetcha!

No worries. I always beat Ganondorf in Smash Bros. He can't be THAT much more difficult as a boss battle, right?

"Muh huh huh huh huh huh!"

*Gulp* Right?

*puts on bear skin*

*takes gun*

BERSERKER RAGE.

Glad to see new people. And there's a gun in case one of your odl Sues just doesn't disappear.