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*DANCES HER COURSEWORK AWAY*

If that department existed (which is obviously not the case, I guess) it wouldn't be busy because of the creativity shield around FanFictionLand...

This is a game where we write PPC Badfic? And we don't need permission(Well, according to the wiki, Permission is one of the strategies employed to avoid PPC badfic so, it would be a contradiction if it was required)?
So I could create a Sue!Agent? That's awesome... I'm definitely writing something there...

We. Are. Doomed.

Although it could lead to some exceptionally amusing opportunities in missions... when the Word World is mucking around with HQ itself, fun things happen.

Methinks that the department which definitely does not exist will not be very busy at all, since it doesn't exist, but if it did it certainly would be.

Have a hand-knit hat. Knit from the soft, creamy-feeling wool spun from shaven Cute Animal Friends.

Greetings, new person! I too am a new person!

*grumble I want to play me some DnD so bad grumble*

For teenlit, it was actually pretty cool scifi. And pretty dark. Maybe not a work of fine classical art, but better than a lot of the bin mashed up and served as teenlit.

Though after like a zillion volumes it began to start getting... um... odd. O_o

*stuffs sawed-off-shotgun back into unknown storage method in pants*

... I beg your pardon?

*turns happy dance into DISCO PARTY*

*DANCES THE 8 HOUR WORK DAY AWAY*

Only insane when it comes to my own fic.

I'm rather un-make-sick-able. But not unsquickable. I can hate something and think it is disgusting but it's sort of hard to make me care enough to feel sick about it. Most disgusting things just make me laugh at their dumbness.

Haven't yet needed asprin.

Not even on C*lbr**n.

Never say you're sorry.

Even when you give people mental images of large, screaming cannibalistic riding chickens.

No love for midget giant birds, you know.

*dumps miracle-gro on bird*

OH MY GOSH! An egg whisk! Now I can make discombulated Woe Eggs, too!

This will go with the Frying Pan of Doom (tm) quite nicely!

Is it a bad sign if all of these links appear already-clicked to me?

I TOLD you my Wiki Walk stamina was pretty good. o3o

A frying pan of Doom(tm)! Cool, I can make Dark-and-Stormy-side-up Woe Eggs with it!

And flavors?! I have cookies with more than one flavor?! BEST DAY EVER, FRIENDS.

*gives a rum cake*

Please enjoy these sixteen rolls of gaffer tape as a welcoming present.

It's come to our attention that our poor little website has been sadly neglected by all our old friends from the Internet Culture section. No-one wants that, so we've come to invite you back!

Of course, we hope you want to come back to us, but in case you need a hand making up your mind, we're holding a very special event!

For the next seven days - that's one single week - we will be giving every Fanfic Land member who posts a story or chapter in our Protectors of the Plot Continuum section an exclusive, personalised banner on their user-page. Of course, we welcome stories for other sections too!!

So whether you're an old hand at Fanfic Land, or you've never written with us before, get your thinking caps on... and get writing!

[[Yes, for the fifth year running, Fanfic Land is opening its doors for the PPC Badfic Contest. This is the time to indulge your inner badficcer, troll or parodist. Do you secretly 'ship Marquis de Sod/Acacia? Write it! Do you think Architeuthis would be a lot cooler if she were an Elven Jedi? Write it! Do you wonder what would happen if Eragon and Bella Swan were partners in the PPC? Write it!

Unfortunately for my sense of style, I do need to discuss some practical matters. Fanfic Land is a non-interactive website - I'll be putting everything from the Contest up on it afterwards, but the actual game needs to be played entirely in this thread. Sorry.

Next up, so that I can actually put them onto FfL, every story needs to have the following:

-A title
-A story summary
-A category (probably 'PPC', but you can write for anything)
-A rating (G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17, after the old Fanfic.net system)
-One or two genres (which can include 'general', and are one word each)
-A title for every chapter (this is optional; if you don't want your chapters titled, you can leave this out)

Of course, you don't want to use your usual, boring, Canon-loving screenname, so come up with a new one! You can review other stories with it (by commenting on the chapter you're reviewing), and even set up an account by posting here with an author bio. You'll need an account to write any stories, so if you post a chapter, give me a bio at the same time, please.

Remember - nothing on FfL is real. We've had people write hatefic in previous years - we've had flamers - we've had some truly awful badfic - but it's all just a game. So enjoy yourselves!

A few closing notes:

-You can take part in the game whoever you are. You don't have to have Permission or anything.
-You can write about anyone in the PPC (with the usual exception of Stormsong and Skyfire). That means you can use anyone's agents, any Flowers, anyone or -thing. Canon doesn't matter.
-If you're a returning player and want to change your bio from last year, feel free! Just stick the new one up here and I'll switch it.
-Have fun!

hS]]

It is out to get us, I tell you! Out to get us!

Seriously, though, I hate glitches like that, and I seem to create them constantly.

Have a gun to kill Sues in those nasty badfic. You aren't mad as the last one I gave a gun, right?

Next time, I have to check for mind insanity before giving guns to newbyes.

I'm glad to see another Dark is Rising fan on the Board! We're a scarce lot, it seems...

Have a Hork-Bajir blade and a Taxxon tooth!

I'm Sara--frequent lurker and sometimes poster. Welcome to the PPC!

My gift to you is an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but spambots and those nasty author wraiths, too. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.

Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish.

*happy dance*

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!