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*jumps around squeeing in a most undignified manner* hS and you back on the Board and the PPC Badfic Game all in the space of a few days! This is the best week EVER! {X D

Muahaha, evil plotting is evil. Progress is being made, but we shall not speak of it here. >.>

Erm, incidentally, I told you that I was going to archive your missions at some point, right? Well, that got done thanks to Tawaki, and they're here: http://plotprotectors.tripod.com/sudiolond/ Also, if you still have anything else saved from your Geocities site--images, interludes, whatever--I can add it, or adapt it, or possibly replicate it as it was.

In short, it's good to see you here again. ^_^

~Neshomeh

grate job!!1! i lyked how u had ian and lee save teh day and stuffs. thnx 4 the shoutout! I luvs u so much!!!

[[Heh. Thanks for the awesomeness. *hands you a congratulatory cookie w/ bleepolate chips in it* -Pretzel]]

teh peeple whu sayz taht this iz a bad storee r STUUPYD and meen and shuld go awayz! U rok!!1!

[[*hands over the bleepulan ale* And for something completely different, an awesome video of Patrick Stewart on Sesame Street: click! --Pretzel]]

That's what I'm doing. Then again, I'm a college-age student, so my mom and dad could care less, as long as I'm not doing anything stupid and/or illegal and have my phone on me.

Of course, any suggestions on how to talk to parents about the Scary Internet People are welcome.

I don't know; maybe I'm just a bit chicken like that and don't want to "ruin" my characters, even though I know that it'll have no bearing on them. *shrugs* I'm weird like that.

You may or may not remember me (I briefly ran an anti-tentacle society and wondered on the procedure for rescued cephalopods) But I was a bit of a fan.

Anywho, what's new?

I am honored to make your acquaintance. I am further honored to present you with this collection of unpublished novels and a solid platinum spork.

And I will be even more honorably honored to read your novel, when next I visit a bookstore. May I ask the title?

Title: twilit in the PPPC!
Author: Lady Cyskia
Category: PPC
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance
Summary: itz so unfair dat no1 ppcs 4 twilight!!! y duz evri1 h8 it so mch??? Dis fic iz about how REEL VAMPRISE liv&wrk in ppc hq & y FLWRS SHULD LIK IT MUR!!!


A/NN: TWilight iz grATE!


&GUESS WHAT? the title is abigulous - that mesns it haz 2 meanins. #1 is b/c twiliht chracters r in da PPC & 2) b.c 'tiwlight' meanz end uf daytime&strt of night & is metaforical of sumthin ENDING & TE PPC IZ ENDIN!!!!!!!1!111!! (oops did i just giv away the endin?? Heheeeeeheeee...)


1 day a lonly ppc agnt who wuz in trubl w/flowersz 4 killin a sue wit a flamethrowr (Suez r bad alllrite???? & i know every1 thinks beellas a sue bt she's NT!) got assined 2 a mizsion in teh twiligtvherse as punshmetn. er name wus jasiminie.

jasimine was a normal good lookin but nt perect lookin agent (SEEEE? NOT A SUEE!) 'n she kinda liked TWiglith but had 2 say nuthin b/c otherwiz the othr agents&flowers wood LAUGH @ her & sum mite even kill er so she had 2 b carful.

jasimine was asigned t2 kill a marysue whod snucked in & made emmet love her 4evar & made roseli go way (the B1#CH!). jasimine squshed the sue under a bolder & remembred 2 read out teh charges 1st so she culdnt get in truble w/flowers again but wen she had 2 kil the replcemnt emmet she culdnt b.c all vamipres R soooo atractiv & hot

so she strted cryin

"whats wrong" asked emmet givin her a big hug

"im spposed 2 kil u but i cant" asid jasimen

"then dont said emmet & laufed lika bear & made jasimen lauf 2

"y wood u half to kil me nyway?; asked emet

"b/cause its my job & thflowers wil kil me if i dnt"

"then lets kil the floers ourselfs hmm?" i alywas h8d grdening. any roses i always hat8d roses"

"youd relly help me? asked jasiminnne. "sure i wuld" said emmet

so tey went back thru de portl & used flmethrowrs 2 burn ALL the FLORWERS to CRISPIS & emet bit jasimine & she bcame a vamprei 2

& DEY LIVED HAPPLY EVR AFA!


(A//N see thats wut 'twilit' mens 4 the ppc but off corse i dont hat the ppc myselvf its jus wat emmet and jazimine wuld do b/c its in chreacter, u know? dont wurry theyll not hurt agnts only those who mke fun of twilight (whic u guyz wont RIIIIITE??????!?!?!?!?!?!))



[[Ow, ow, ow, OW. I want steel wool and three hours of scalding shower water. And maybe a new brain.
I blame this entirely on hS for mentioning Twilight's Bella as a PPC agent in his list of ideas. Now I want to go home and hide under my pillows... - Sedri]]

The zombie mission will probably be out next week, though. Maybe next time.

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

In view of you not being a newbie, I'll skip my usual warnings about using it responsibly.

Congratulations about the book!

I haven't given these in a while, haven't I?

Chapter Two: Another Character, Another Hogwarts.

Disclaimer: The EPC, My Immortal, and the World of Darkness do not belong to me.

As the New Multiverse Patriots fought Celebrian, the Chamber of Secrets opened in Hogwarts, unleashing the second Suetelluvian imprisoned to increase the Sunflower Emperor's power: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Over the years of the retconned history, her glittery blood has been used to create Goff!Sues that spread the Theme Park version of Gothicness and Satanism (frequently misspelled into Stanism or Santanism) throughout the Multiverse.

The EPC Agent B'loody Mary, who had betrayed her mistress out of love (some would say lust) for the Sunflower Emperor; led an army of Preps against the awakened entity. They unleashed a storm of Fan-made spells at it, formed from years of research into the powers offered by Glitter. The Methsuleah called upon spells from outside her own universe, creating walls of sunlight and fire against her former master.

Not once did she think of using steak and crosses.

The Suetelluvian lifted up her "Blak" Wand, and said: "Avcara Kedabra!"

A green beam of light came from the wand, and all of the Prep!Sues died.

"How could U bertay mi B'loody Mary!"

"I'm sorry! I was in love and-"

"Luv with a PREP!!!!!" she roared sexily.

The Suetelluvian lifted up her slit wrist, and did a spell.

Snape and Lupin, once hot Lust Objects embraced by the fandom, became the preppy pedos that they were intended to be. They apperated into the Chamber, drooling.

"POt Her in Bondage1!" she said, just as she began to remove her former servant's power.

B'loody Mary screamed, just as the Snap and Loopin drew close to her, evil looks in their faces.

Ebony laughed sadistically. "Haha. Now if u wilt exceuse me, I will asemillate all the Poser Maru Sues and Stus cre8ted with mine glitter."

Then she left just as Snap and Loopin got out the camera and began Masticating.

Ur jest a meen persun and liek beeing meen! I can;t halp it if i spel bad! I'm dyslecksik and I'm not a naituve speeker and my dog jest dyed! I wuz triing to bee nice & give U revues becuz ur storry is soo bad, I thout that know1 wood give u revues and u wood feal bad. don;t wurry I won;t bee nice two U nomore!

Barring utter calamity, I will be there. And probably not square.

As to finding? Look for the group of strange people doing strange things, or at least laughing. Probably strangely.

There's a bunch of newbies like me around who have read your stories and liked them. If we killed you, there'd be no chance of your ever writing anything else!

AN: sense I got revues and stuff I decide to writ anoter storry.


Bodieguards
author: HotUkuleleLover
Summry: Ian and Lee deafet teh meen agunt and save teh Daisye!
Cat: PPC, akshun
Rate: PG-13 (cuz tehyr is bad ppl killed. If it wuz gud ppl tehn I wood rate it R)

Ian (woo is leik tttly hott!) was scart of spiders. He wood not tell his pardtner becuz she liek spiedrs and tehy got a mini-argog in tehy mishun. Ian staid on top of his bed all teh time becuz the mini-argof wus in tehy;re RC. 1 day Lee turned into a big cat and tehy went out into the PPC.

It wus a gud day and Ian was hapy to be out of teh RC and aweigh from teh spider and tehy walked and walkled andwalked. Tehy saw agent Suli and her unicorn and Lee said tehy was vury brave for fynding teh pool (Hi Satlie Bisqut! U R so gr8). Then tehy heared taht the evul Sunflwoer Offishul was gone! Tehy was so hapy!

Tehy knew taht the nice Daisey had got rid of taht meen Fowler 4evur! Tehy went and thewy celebrated, and they throwed parteys for teh Dasiey. He was the bestest Fowler of them all! Tehy voted for him to be king and toe make all thos oter fowlers mind him, cuz he waz the boss and stuff.

1 day a of teh meen agunts, key lock, came and tryed to burn the Daisey up! (Oh no!!11!) And Lee wazx a big cat agin and she jumped on taht meen ajent!. And then Ian jump on taht meen agunt and tehy knock him down, and they taked awuy his fire and they tyed him up and tehy bringed him to teh Daiesy and they Daisey said “This is a meen agent! Whut do u have to say for urself bad agent?”

And teh bad agent sayed “U waz wrogn to kill the Sunfwloer!!11! and I will stopp U.”

And the Daysey says, “U will not stopp me!”

And the bad agent strugles and tries to get free, but Ian beats him up and Lee scratches him and he dies. And Ian and Lee are heroes! The Daieys make Ian and Lee his bodieguards and tehy protects him 4 always, becuz he is the bestest Flower evur!

We miss you too! *glomp*

Very, very, very excellent to see you again, and very psyched about your book coming out! Was it you who had the publishing issues a while back?

Anyway, very cool stuff, looking forward to it, and link, you loon! Link! (Or title!)

de poor daisys got no deprtment of its(/his/her/what IZ it anyways?) ownn! ur so nice makin it king & not namin hte badfic soo 2 nt hut ny1s feelinss!!!!!

The Nose is practically a character all by itself, so it deserves the Mini!

Your spelling and grammar are also appalling. Someday you will learn that no one in this world will ever take you seriously unless you present your writing neatly, following the rules of grammar. For the record, I have never seen anyone mistake "wood" for "would" before - and I have seen a lot. You have the dubious honour of being the first to make such an awful mistake.

[[Oh, gods, HC has become a impossibly arrogant little snob. Worse than last year. I sincerely apologise for her behaviour. -Sedri]]

I am pleased to see that SOMEONE has learned from my example. I appreciate your review.