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I mean okay maybe not everything's perfect with the PPC and all but handign it over to the AGEnts? that's a bit much isn't it?

The way to my heart: you know it. :D

He wouldnt be the Marqis if he was HUMAN would he stupid? It's not like I'm goign to write smut or anything (because okay even I think that would be wierd and its only JayBird who can do that well with her Jaycacia storys and all) so its okay if they're just in love!

I pronise I won't show them sleeping together okay?

Shinies! I remember doing that! Thanks. :D

One year to get it written, three years to fight tooth and nail with publishers, editors, and the insidious Things that Must Not be Named which lurk in the depths of the industry (also known as agents).

And I will. :)

None doubts that, but we need to be on our best figthing state in order to survive this.

"You worry too much. Let's move the supplies to her dreamworld, shall we?"

A portal opened, and several loaded trucks began to roll in. The Sues with the Tiger Lily began to unload a selection of building materials, foodstuffs, and weapons from them.

They began to erect a palace-like tent covered with (A/N: my computer does not have enough memory to contain the description) and the Tiger Lily made a throne appear using magic.

There, they began disscussing what moves to make against the Suetelluvians and the NMG, who were clearly the culprits.

"Firstly, we need to rebuild our strength. The Suetelluvians have little order to their rampage, so we must expect the NMG to be the prime source of organized opposition."

Yes. Those people have clearly made a habit of obsessively studying their enemies before attacking or negotiating with them. That said, it's not as if we don't know anything either. In fact, we can actually infer a few things about them.

"Like their corporate structure?"

Yes, Marissa. Exactly that. There is also a streak of pragmatism in their actions that we lack. It's like their Author-

"-Their Author! Of Course!"

If we can kill him, the NMG will at least lose a source of enhanced luck, and may have their sources of information diminished as a result.

"Indeed. Our plans to start a kingdom in secret pale before the rewards offered by that plan. After all, we're experienced warriors, and the Author's just a nerdy kid who spends his time hunched over on his computer."

Indeed. Let us open a portal to World One, and take all the Sues with us. If we have the element of surprise...

"Let's do it!" Marissa opened a portal, while the Tiger Lily called in her troops.

They may yet win the war.

For example, that bit in Mattimeo where Friar Hugo was complaining that the kids had somehow managed to spell Basil's name as "Bazzerl". Would Bazzerl become a Mini-Deepcoiler?

*hug* Remind me to let your OFUR character do something interesting - it's still running (very slowly, as Kit has been finishing university and I've been starting it).

Does the 'mon' count? I mean, mom's not a proper noun so is it just a layman's misspelling... I haven't read Dark is Rising series in a while...

I'm getting weird visions of Will's mom in a rasta hat, or even as a pokemon.

Summery: Agent Veridienne was recurited to the PPC just after the Marcovirus emergenyc. (Lol, how epic waz that!!!!) Wil she be abel to find love in Hq? This is my fist fanfic, plz leve hepss of reviewz! NO FLMAES!

Category: PPC

RatingL: PG13 for now maybe willl cahnge later!

Gener: Romance, Action

Prologe: Angush in HQ
(A/N: Thsi is in Logans pont of view)

A single tear spilled oit of Agent Scot Logams' iceblue eyes adn fell down his cheek. He looked down at the body of his parner Intropy that was lyinhg in the coridor just outside of RC 8.1353 (A/N: lol! cant remember the number... hope its rite!!)... his parter had dyed when hew as stuck in the corridro when the macrovriusses invayded hQ, and logen had only just found out that eNtropt was dead.

"grow up logan" said Agent Ageis (A/N; shes such s a bithc, i hate ehr!). "stop cyring liek a babey"

Ageis was angry at logan cuz he dumped her a whle bakc for being tyiotally syko causs eshe was totally jelous about how populr Loagn waz. she wanted to keep him all for her...

"i hate you" said Logan, his hott blue eyes narowing and he glared at her. "you're the reason entropy is dead1 i know you weer the one that locked the dorr t5o th RC so he couldnt get inside. i nevr want ti speak with you again"

Lonag turned and walekd away down the corridro of HQ. he wanted to get away rom Aegis and so he kept om walkijg. then he saw he was in the Marqus de Sodds office.

He walked into teh door to tall to the marqusi. He needed to get a new patenr, and was worreid that hed be put with Eagis.

"Pleas e can i get a new partner?' he aske the Fowlwer.

"Ofcourse you can" said the Dasy. The Daiys normelly didnt like Agenst but there was something about how handsem and how sadd Logna lookes tat made the Daisy decisde t obe nic.

"As a mater of fact a new recruet has just arrievd and needs a parter. u can be her partenr. shes in Rc 12372 (A/N: lol! is taht evena realr c. i gues sow!) wich will be ur new rc. youll now work fro dpeartemnt of mary sues, you dont haveto go back to the electric subviision of advanced spaces... yes i know about agent aegis" said the florwer wriggling his petals, "you can get away frpm her now"...

"thankyou, Amrquis" said logan, now similing showing his sparklt white teeth. "ill go to rc 12327 now and meet my new parter."

Logen walked sout of teh Maruqis's offcie and found himself standing ouytside rc 12723 which is his new RC.

He opened the doro and steppe inside...

9A/N: OMG! Whoz gonna be his new partne? Its totally sercet for nwo, but if you R+R ill riet anotehr chapert and yo can find out)

((Ugh, my brain hurts now. Since I've had to train myself to spell incorrectly, I initially typed that as my 'brian' hurts... I, too, blame hS for a Twilight plot bunny. I guess "Team Dafydd" or "Team Suicide" would be the logical choices for PPC badfic fangirl clubs, no? Elcalion))

I found once "Sakura Kinomoto" misspelled as "Sakura Kiminoto". I corrected it on the spot, but if it was in a fanfiction it was a mini. A mini-Guardian Sakura, also.

Wait, I said Sakura? *glomps the mini*

Hi there, im Veridianne.... Im 15 and i love the PpC like so much.... ive read heap s of the other series as well as jay and acacya.... but my favorit agent is tottaly Logen
NEway, I wanted 2 c waaay moar of Logan, so I statred writing ficcs bout him... I looove twilite and recken we shuld start a ppc vershun of 'teem edward' adn 'team jaocb'... execept im totally starting 'team logen'!

PLz R+R aand thx for reding my priofile!

Luve, Veridiannne!

Wow, can't believe all the old PPC'ers that are returning these days. Many congratulations on your book being released, and great to see you back around.

Elcalion, most celebratory

Anamia, I sent you the second draft with the "delivery" of the Sue bodies to Cocoa and Powder. And you can take the mini, too.

And, someone can teach me how to use "aim" on the board?

Rookie Boarder Sergio Turbo, reporting, sir!

Glad to see that someone from the "old times" is still around.
Ah, almost forgot. Have a gun. Sues are very nasty now.

((Ooc: I haven't read My Inner Life and don't plan to, but the sue there at least deserved a mention.))

Chapter Four: Remnants of the EPC.

Disclaimer: Anything that can be attributed to another author, belongs to another author.

Jenna Silverblade finally had her man, Link. She had to wait several centuries trapped by her traitourous Methsuleahs and the SE, but she finally had him. Now they would be together forever,and no traitourous Methsuleah or Overpowered Flower would stop it. She-

A phaser beam ran through her, killing her instantly.

Marissa Picard, a Suetelluvian, but one loyal to the EPC and the Sunflower Emperor, smiled. The Tiger Lily stood beside her, along with several Suevian Agents.

"See, I still have it. Years of comfortable living have not dampened my skills."

None doubts that, but we need to be on our best

((OOC: Have to go out for a while. I'll finish the chapter later.))

Chapter Three: Battle for Arda.

Disclaimer: You all know that I don't own LOTR, Celebrian, and Laura.

Celebrian sat on top of an immense 'Black Stick', feeling something other than lust in her heart, hate. The ancient Sunflower Emperor and her treacherous Methsuleahs had placed her on another planet, exiling her from the Misty Mountains that she so loved. It was not only an act of spite, but also a way to strengthen her rival, one of the few Sues in her world to match her power.

Laura. She must have awakened by now, as the Withering reverbrated through the EPC's ranks. The hate between them was strong, enough to force the other Sues and Stus to call upon the Sunflower Emperor to entomb them. Even their loyal Methsuleahs had abandoned them, telling them to "f*** off", and not literally.

But now, the Loli had Arda all to herself, and had gotten rid of the remnants of the NMG for her. How lucky. Her 'Black Stick' then impacted the planet's atmosphere, the sturdy warts attached to it withstanding the heat. After several hours of what seemed like hell, she finally landed near the Misty Mountains, where Laura and the Suvian!Fellowship were besieging the last of the orcs.

"You will not be live you eleven whore" said Laura without respect for spelling and grammar.

"I love being a whore!" Celebrian said. Her 'Black Stick' launched a stream of unsanitary fluids at the girl, but Suvian!Gandalf made a magic shield and kept Laura's group safe.

"U shoudnt have let those orcs live along with Sauron." Laura said. "Dey are raposts and should die." She used her 'power to distoy the bad guys' to blast Celebrian with orange fires, which failed to burn the Sue's naked body.

Celebrian laughed. More 'Black Sticks' landed around her enemies.

"I have always been smarter than you," she said.

Then she called forth her armies of OOC orcs, and the Laws of Badfic instantly incapacitated Laura in anticipation of an angsty capture and torment.

Celebrian did not plan to disappoint.

(AN: Yaaaaaaaay fanficland is back! And me 2! Only 1 revieu from the las tchapter, but thats onkay!

Lady Cyskai: lol thankx! Ul love this chappie!)

Agent aurora aws lost in the hall sof HQ, and she hyst walked in2 the wrong ohall on her way to her new RC when she heard a voice in her head! It sai,d

/Thank goodness youre here, agent! Come in quick, we ned help!/ (AN: Idk how 2 do the slanty worxs, would some1 plx tell me how? lol)

So Aurora went in quick and looked aournd, she as in Fic Psych! Every1 was running around.

"Who said that?" said aruroa, looking aorund. There ws a potted plant on the floor, eating a donit.

/I did," said the plant. /I work here, but Im not the director, the Kudzu and Dr freedenberg are. But it's terrible! Some1 brought in the whole fellowwhip of the Rong, and Leoglas is a Sue, and he's making every1 OOC!/

Aurora said "Luckily Ia m inthe department of Mary Sues, but I cant kill legolas! Wat should I do?"

(WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? Find out next chappei, lol! Readnreview!

XOXOX)

[[ Bahahaha, this is what my typing really looks like if I don't go back and fix mistakes (except for the random numbers and chatspeak, of course). Remember, kids, watch what comes up on your screen while you type. {X D

~Neshomeh]]

I honestly gave myself a headache writing this badly, and yet it is still fun. *shakes head*

Welcome back, o Great Oldbie. I'm Pretzel, writer of Agents Ian Nahinu and Lee Keaton of RC 6237. For your return gift, I present unto you a One-of-a-kind, Special Edition Frying Wok of DOOM^tm, as well as some bleepolate chip cookies and a warm blanket.