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Hi!!!1! My names NiGhT-fIrE-wOlF (srsly someday i want 2 chang it legaly but my stupid parents wont let me). Im american and i LUV star trek star wars lotr an of course the ppc!!!

TItle: waiting for love
Summary: 2 agnets, from 2 diferent worlds, both secretly love each ohter but niether can tel the other! will they ever confes?? R&R PlZ!! 1st fic!
Category: PPC
Rating: PG-13 i think
Genres: Romance


Chapter 1

a/N: this is a story i've been planing to rite for a rly long tyme; these agents r so ovbiously ment for each ohter but they're author must be stupid r somethin cause shes never done anythin abut it. this is mi 1st fanific evar so plz plz r&r!! ill luv u 4ever!!1
and soooo much thanks 2 Ellintyra Lloysinthayr (lol i had to copypast her namw cauzwe its awesom but rly hard 2 spel) for bein my bata!!1

Everyon thought Agent teek was angry and vilent. Ppc boys never talkled to her cause they thought she would stab them wiht her Klignon sword or cut there heads off with hre litesabere and stomp on them. (a/n she awlways wor combat boots so that wuld hurt!! lol) it seeme d like she never wanred to be loved.

but Teek ahd a secret, buryed deep in the most speical and secret place of her pasionatte heaert. she fought evreyone becuase she was waiting for her true love, and if she had to she would wait her whole lief if it menrt she culd fal into his arms as she dyed, and let one last crystal tear fall on his hand,

But even He coulkd not know her secret, because teek could never be the one to proclaym her love, girls didnt do that and she was to shy anyway,

so she pretended to hate him too, just lyk any other guy, and tryed to forget that it tore her pasionnate heart in pieces to deceive him.

all she could do was dream of happyiness until He recsued her.

Cahpter 2

He loved her wirth the passion of a billion burning stars, with a love so pur and baeutifull that it over flowed his heart like a sparkling waterfall of love.

but he couldn't tell her.

it wasnt that he didnt know if she loved him back. the obnly problem was himself. himself and his evil author wgho had mad him a monster. if he let himself love Teek, he might lose controll and hurt her.

evry night he dreamd that zhkrarek took over and made him hurt tEek, and the whol time the real him would scream in aogny insyde his head at wat he saw himself do but eh couldnt do anything and hed wake up crying and have to hide his face so teek wouldnt see him crying becaise shed think he was a sissy.

but crying was all he could do, because he had to let out his love somehow or it would burn him up from the inside like an ifnerno and his soul would drown forverr in its flames.

he couldnt live without her, but he knew if he even only kissed her he woudlnt be able to stop himself.

"I'm a monster, hed say, when teek was alseep. Im to dangeorous and shell never luv me and she porbably thinks all cardasains are evill anyway bcaeus most of us are.

but if i cant tell her my love ill surley die."

all he culd do was dream of the day shed love him too, and try to forget his horible nihgtmares.

…but I've probably just jinxed it into existence.

of course Elli is brave because she's in LOVE. And don't worry the Marqis won't die... but I won't say any more there bcause thatd be giving away the ending hehehe! And of course the SO acepts them because he's gonna find Jaycacia later on (because this is set before she came along of course).

And yes yes yes this is such a nice review and you're so nice that I promise I'll update soon!Cliffies are just sooo much fun! :D

It's been so long that I forgot about censoring it. I meant the story. Proof positive that it's gonna take me some time to get reacquainted with the Board . . . :)

And thank you.

Im so glad that the So acepts them, but i feel like im gonna faint!1 How could u leacve us on a cliffie lyk that? evil! hahah jk jk.

elli is SO BRave that sue had better wathc her sparkly butt. i ryly hop she saves the maruqis! i dont want 2 think of whatt she might do if he dyed.

Is this nice enugh??? plz say yes! update update update!

Ur surch a good ritter!!!1 cnat wait 2 here moar bout tehh poolz
u know wAt would be liek totally awesum is 4 there to b a pool parteh and all teh hott agnets and elfs waz there!!!! Omg dat would be gr8

VerIdieNn3!!

((Yeesh, writing badfic is even harder on my iPhone cause it auto-corrects my spelling- at least at first!))

Typos in canonical works count, too. That's how I got
my mini-Balrog, Isengrad.

Elcalion, who now has "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" stuck in his head. I guess that's the Middle-earth equivalent of rickrolling yourself?

...Um, er... Sorry for intruding on the fourth wall, I tend to do that without even trying...

Anyways. You may remember me from MAXinsanity's permission piece, which was a total failure for him. And I want a little bit of revenge, not only on you people, but him as well. After one too many tweaks to my backstory and several unfinished attempts at fixing it himself, I couldn't take it any longer and decided to pay him a visit.

...And so I locked him in the closet and wrote this on his computer. It's far more interesting, far more brilliant than what you humans could ever write. After all, who would possibly be able to know the words better than a fictional character, having been written themselves?

I know, I know... I've written this with utter seriousness, but because neither MAXinsanity or myself have permission, I'll just have to put it here and hope it gets seen...

Summary: A different look at the PPC, written in my perspective. Me and my partners kill three Pokemorph sues, and several other "entertaining" things.

Category: PPC (Protectors of the Plot Continuum)

Rating: PG-13

Genre: Action, Angst

Story: http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0AetC2dzCnJeiZGdjYmt0ZjdfMjFjbWZ0N2RkNw&authkey=CJyEu7wH&hl=en

The content of the link is the story, and not the link itself. It's just like that because the story is kind of big.

And remember, Weere in ur fictionz, watchin u rite. D:

Title: "da ferret fins LUV"
Summary: hmelock is SOO K00T an needs LUV! so ah wrote dis ficcie bout him! NOFLAMESPLZ!
Category: PPC
Rating: PG
Genre: Romance

AN: Hiiiiiii guyzs dis is da new story! we gots a bata reeder now so its so muych betta! NO FLAMEZ! dis iz Ro writin cos ma dumb sister dont like hEMlock an sez hes reely a GURL! HE IS NOT! i thot id' do somfin not slash cos my frends sez Daisy an me gotta try writin difrent tings an i dont like slash s much as she do. i fink hmelock is gay forreels in cnon but is MY FIC an i can do WAT I WANT GEDDIT!!!!!1q111 nd if u say i kant u's a meen gay FAG an not in da good cy00te way!

Hemlck is a ferett but not likea pet ferert (I WANNA FRERET IZ NO FAIR DADDY Wont GIMME 1!) hes big as a persn an he cn ta;lk. he is SOOOOOOOOO KY0000T! es' big ad mussely an gots big grene eyues so is HAWT ad hesd kute an fuzzy 2.

So newayz Hemlok was reel sad cos drake didnt like him no more an brok up wiv him cos he was wiv Redd now. so Hemloc wore blak an cut hiz rists and did lots o f drugs and lizend to depresxing musix liek 9inc nails nd Evanescence (I copid dat name off tier site cos its hard to spel but I LOOOOOOOVE em).

an one day he went up onh da roof of hq to jiump of cos he was depresed (HQ DOSE SO HAV AN OUSTIDE MA SISTRE SEZ SO). an he saw is freid laburnum wos goin to fall ONOEZ!

"ONOEZ! Ur goin to fall!" he shooted n ran ad got er b4 she fell.

L (im not goin to tyep all her name agan cos its hasrd) useda be fat an ugly (cos er writers meeen) but shed got anarecksiik an waz real skiny now cept for her boobs wioch was liek a gcup (dats real big). shne diedd her hair blakl now cos brown is borin.; she woz on LOTS of drugs cos she was deprexed 2 .

So dey sat on da wroof an tok dsome pillls (of drugvs) asn cut deir writss an drank da blud cos hemolcks a feret an dey like blud an he kried cos drak didn like im no moer.

"aw dats xo meen1" L said. "no fair cos i liek u an i wudent b meen t u bujt ur GAY and dats no fair! so i am goikn 2 kil miself now!!!1111"

2NOOOO!" sed HEmlokcx. "I lke gurlz to!" (cos by guys are soooooooo sexeh!) an ur SOOOOOOOOO prety! Ur eeys r icy bleu lyke limpid teers (just lik Amy Lee!), yr hari is blacker than the black ravens black wings @ black midnigvht (thats from edgr alan po he iz AWSOM! but dere wasnt enough black in dere so i changd it) n u has relly big bobs."

l gosped "U meen it/ YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!" n she huged him. so dey got off da rof an wnet indors an dey stoped kuttin emsleves an L didn need hr drugs no more cos tey as happy cos dere in LUV. DA END.

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(OOC A/N from Laburnum: For those unfamiliar, the joke here is that Hemlock and Laburnum are the same person. Hemlock is the name Agent Laburnum gave to her male persona, whom she becomes occasionally with a little help from the PPC's transformation tech. I'm sorely tempted to do a dream sequence or something shipping them - is that incest or narcissism? - as part of the real PPC canon. Once the headache from writing like this goes away. Ow, my brain.

Sorry I can't let people use S&S, but by the time we'd contacted Snowspine to ask and she'd got back to us the Fanfic Land week would be over. Maybe next year. Do something even more horrifying to my other agents in revenge, I dare you all! (I do ask that you don't write anything squicky with Molly and/or Moses without aging them up past puberty, not that I think anyone actually would, but I thought I'd better say so to make sure. Other than that, anything goes.)

"Blacker than the raven wings of midnight" is in fact a quote from Poe's "Ligeia". I'm so sorry for mutilating it. I also got in several references to the infamous badfic "My Immortal" and I'm not sorry at all for using that. The "pills (of drugs)" is from "Forbiden Fruit", an equally impressive badfic.

So tempted to add a horrifying sex scene. Is that allowed under Fanfic Land rules, and would anyone's brain stand up to that? I think I'd have to use a different fake account or give this "writer" a beta-reader who actually can spell because typing like that through a sex scene would give me nightmares ...)

People actually write fanfiction for The Demented Cartoon Movie? Where do you find it?

I am disturbed by the potential for badfic.

Celebrian or C*l*br**n?

I'm trying to distinguish between the badfic and the character. Although, I suppose any fic in which Celebrian traumatizes anyone is a badfic by definition... Although probably not as bad as the Legendary Badfic by that name.

I'm rambling, pardon me.

Welcome back! :D

Welcome back, I guess. I'm relatively new here, and still tryign to make myself known, not easy for someone who prefers to keep to herself.

Also, congrats on actually getting a book published, and I'm a bit curious about it. As a writer-to-be, that's kind of a goal of mine... I just need to come up with a good concept first.

There were a couple Ed cosplayers there, and I was like "...O.O Must... resist... urge... to glomp..."

Yeah. He was one of my first LOs--second or third, I think. I forget if L came before or after...

Still. I want that armband.

An oldbie. Makes me kinda self-consious of being a newbie.

*offers wallet* TAKE IT! JUST DON'T HURT ME! D:

HI im Nillig-Rot that means beautiful 1 in mi language what i made up for my fics and i rite ppc storees cos they are FUNEE!!! lololol and the ppc rulez so yeah. Okay heres mi storee!!!
Title - of Harry and ginny and aGENT Srah
summary - Sarah moonlight starshiner was recruted to the ppc cos she wanted to see her fav caracters. lets see what happen when she mets Harry pootr!
category - ppc of corse!!!
rating - pg
gener - general

A/N HAI GUYZ its me with my agent agent Sarah moonlight starshiner look at what happenz lol its funny and good O BY THE WAY SRAH IS NOT A SUE COWS YOU CAN ALL GO DIE.

agent Sarah mmoonlight starshiner looked up frm th miror in her rc she was brshin her hair it was long and golden lyk the sun her eyes were deep blue pools she was beutyfull. Sarah didnt hav a ppc partner coz she didn;t need 1 cos she was sooooo good at her job.

then the console went BEEEEEEEP and she looked at its screeen and gaspped drammaticcally (A/N YEH I NO BIG WORDS) cos it was a fic she hated so she worked out a clever way to srot it out an she smiled.

when she had puton her fav outfit which was a sexy (A/N NOT SLUTTY HOARS) cat suit that was red an lots an lotz of MAKEUP an stuff she went throo the portal rite to the worst bit of the fic.

it was Harry potter and ginny and they wre kissing and she gasped an said "whers the bleeprin" an Harry an ginny herd her an truned round.

Harry looked at her abnd gasped hed never seen any1 as bootyful as Srah so he pushed ginny on the floor an strted kissin Srah insted LOL!!!!!!!!

Bu ginny waz jelos and pushed Srah bu Sarah used her elf spells on her an kiled her (A/N O BTW SRAHS AN ELF) an then ginny was ded SERVES HER RITE 4 BEIN WIV MY HARRY LOL!

bu srah had to go bak to the ppc to sort out horribl canon stuff so she winked at him an sed "by" an Haryy fainted.

bak in her room she grind an put her makeup bak on adn grind agen it had ben another sucesful missionYAY!!!!!!

so Srah went to the canteen an all the other ppc agents congradulateed hre an she waz happy an she went bak to Hary later bu thats another storee LOL THE END

A/N i hope u liked it stay tuned 4 more LOL!!!! review or die in a hol I HAYT FLAMRS

Throw YOURSELF in an incinerattor you stupid BICTH so nobody else has to listen to you being HORRIBLE about their storys! I'[m writing about the Marqis and the SO from MY POV because I believe they're just misunderstood and stuff so learn to think about other peoples ideas you stupid cow!

And obviously YOU haven't been reading the old storys bcause it even says in the Reorganisattion stuff and on the wikie that the Marqis was head of the ADMIN Deppartment so SUCKS TO BE YOU! I[m just saying that maybbe this is one of the reasons WHY! And not every Agent can fight so it DOES make sense to have people who can't fight hideing or there'd be no Aggents left!

WHY don't YOU get your facts straight before you come down here calling me names and being mean about my story you stupid retarted cow! **** off and die in a fire yourself so nobody ever has to hear about you aain! AND STOP FLAMING MY STORY!

I go by lilafisk, but I don't post a lot. In fact, I think I have three posts. -_-

The pandas are rather feisty yes. A Kevlar vest is very helpful. XD

The fountain is shiny and slightly surreal - good place for a meetup.

You don't know me, I joined... in '09 or '08? *shakes brain* Oh, well. Welcome back. I gift thee with a mutated strawberry.

You're taking all this way too SRIOUSLY you stupid COW! My friends like my storys no matter waht you say and like I said before they're SMARTER than you so I wouldn't have to pay then anyway!

You just don;t like seeing anyone having fun writing because you can;t write anything yourself and you probably live in your mum's loft or something and have no friends so you just pick on other people you BICTH!

And anyway the Marqis CAN'TR have a lobottomy because he hasn't got a normal human BRAIN and a lobotomy is BRAIN surgery so HA! Suck on that you stupid MORON! And Elli isn't a MarySue she's a self insert and they aren't automativally Mary Sues so SHUT UP before you say they are!

THIS IS COMPLETE AND UTTER RUBBISH! I THINK YOU SHOULD BURN YOU -ING COMPUTER IN AN INDUSTRIAL INCINERATOR AND THEN THROW YOURSELF IN AFTER IT, YOU THIRTEEN YEAR OLD MORON!

I can't believe you actually made the Marquis even more OOC than he already was! And you made the Sunflower Official OOC as well? You clearly don't know what the hell you're writing about!

LOL! You really, honestly think that a brand new Department was made just so your Mary Sue Agent and her lobotomised Marquis de Sod didn't have to risk their lives any more? ROFLMAO! You really, really, really don't have a clue, do you? Did you somehow miss the fact that the Flowers really don't actually care about the lives of the Agents?

And the Flowers wouldn't tell Agents to hide in the event of an invasion! That's just -ing stupid, you retard! The whole purpose of the PPC is to fight Sues! You don't -ing do that by -ing hiding.

Just go die in a fire and stop inflicting your dreck on the world.

That, and I have to get plane transportation -- the main reason I'm thinking of attending this one, despite it being across the continent from me, is that one of my other close internet friends lives near Seattle.

Big surprise, you got good reviews from your gaggle of similarly brain-dead fanbrat friends. How many of them did you have to pay to give those good reviews? Or were all of them your sockpuppets?

You don't have to write things to know what good writing is, you retard. I have no reason to be jealous of this pile of complete and utter shite.

Not using Word is no -ing excuse, dumbass. You just go to Google and type in 'online spellcheck'. It's so easy even a five year old can do it, although I recognise that even that might be beyond your capabilities.

He's in love? Had a lobotomy is more like it. You may as well have paired your silly little Mary Sue with a cardboard cut-out, because that's all the resemblance your 'Marquis' bears to the real one.

Sehr gut! Not just me, then. I think I remember you--do you use the same name on there?

And I love that kind of panda. Better get a Kevlar vest during feeding time, though. >_

Thanks! And yep, I remember you. You were funny as hell. *nods* Good times.

I will use the tiny mechanical Sunflower Official as an effigy to ward off the real one. :D