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Lovely to meet you. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

What fandoms are you into?

I wonder what Meyer would do if a cameraman asked her THAT? Muahaha...

I can't say 'don't diss at all' because that would be completely unfair, but I can say "Please, please keep insults on other people's fandoms at a minimum. Please? Thank you."

Hiya! Thanks for the no-mei.
Have a celebratory hug to welcome you, and I heard they have bumper stickers somewhere over there. *waves around*

dictionary.com says a quirt is
–noun
1.
a riding whip consisting of a short, stout stock and a lash of braided leather.

So, use it well! [on Mary-Sues?]

Welcome to the board! Someone will be along soon with a more in-depth, link-filled welcome soon. For now, have some unpublished novels, and a Roto-Router, since I just gave one to Elorie, down below.

Also, what fandoms are you into?

dictionary.com says a quirt is
–noun
1.
a riding whip consisting of a short, stout stock and a lash of braided leather.

So, use it well! [on Mary-Sues?]

A new [not even published yet] Illusion Maker, which on Setting #3 will create an illusion around you instead of actually turning you into whatever it is you want to turn into. A lot less dirt and hassle, except getting down coordination between your actual body and the illusion is kind of annoying. Oh well, it's only version 1.1

And if that's a failure, I gift you a big hug. :)

Congratulations on your triumphant return to the internet!

Have a Roto-Router! It's a thin metal wire you can feed through the tubes when the internets get clogged.

"Roto-Router, that's the name
when your web connection's acting lame
Roto-router!"

For the Mary-Sues that are far too apt to go to large banquets, drink a lot of potent alcohol to show off to their lust interest, and then wake up bright and cheery and ride off into the sunset at a gallop, we could invent a kind of poison called 'hangover poison'. Gosh, ideas are sprouting from all around in this Board!

Just because it's too complicated to fit into some stories, doesn't mean it couldn't be right. Or true. Whatever. I think that it could be used but not concretely added to necessary fanon. Necessary fanon is the Sunflower Official, not theories. Necessary fanon might not even be the Reorganisation, if you just wanted to do a normal, mission-following fic.

And congratulations on bringing the Suethor back from the Twisted Side.

I like this place already, although I don't entirely agree. My take on the classic 'pink' Mary-Sue is this: Mary-Sues are written by daydreamers and people that fantasize that are stupid enough to put pointless fantasies online for the world to see. This is inexcusable- I may enjoy drawing a dress with silver embroidery, but I will not punish my readers with a few paragraphs on the dress.

Do they?

Or I could just be saying that because I'm a technical newbie.

Wait, did I spell that right? Anyways, it's really delicious, Chinese, and involves loads of sticky rice, Chinese sausagey-stuff, mushrooms, and a bunch of yummmies thrown together.

Gosh, I hate it when my Internet has problems... but it's never been for FOUR MONTHS. Wow.

All right, let's all say it together: "Hello Newbie!" *great, another one...*

A scarf... Seventeen feet? How long did you knit that thing?
Thank you! I'll try it in winter!

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

I must have just missed you from before as I joined about mid-February. Good to hear that your connection is better now.

Thanks for the ship. The second you gave me!

And about the party: Your agents are most welcome. I am not quite sure if, and if so, when I will write an account of the party, but your agents will certainly be mentioned if that happens.
I will host the party in an as of yet unknown location (I am open for any suggenstions), and I will take care of all drinks, mainly beer and soda, but again, open to suggestions. The only thing I won't offer is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, as laws of physics state it cannot be mixed on Earth. If someone wants, I will also offer BBQ.