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I like. xD Especially since I looked the original up, and was able to laugh twice: once at the sheer unadulterated fail, and a second time at your mocking of the sheer unadulterated fail.

Sammich... I wouldn't mind eating that Stu. If you don't want 'im, I'll take him... Sammiches are good.

I appreciate your OVER 9000! reference.

Reporting a Criminal Minds badfic:

The Princess and The Geek » by reidluver228 reviews
There's a small country off the coast of Italy who's Allies with the United States. But when their under attack, The BAU has to take care of one of the Princesses.
Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-15-10 - Published: 1-5-10 - S. Reid

The writings nigh on incomprehensible, and has Spencer babysitting a princess. Make sure to take lots of Bleep products with you; this one's a doozy. It includes bad grammar, random words in what the author says are French or Italian, though I vote for Simlish (the gibberish spoken in the video game series of The Sims), as it's about as comprhensible. Heck, the whole 'fic reads like it's in Simlish. Kill the 'Sue soon, before she corrupts fandom any more!

badfic

Really, I don't. I didn't understand a lot of it...

It sounded like it had potential as a sort of fantasy/sci-fi/horror-maybe-sort-of-shaped-novel thing. Don't mind me, my brain just works like that. Um.

It was good. You're a good writer. My brain just isn't really firing on all cylinders. I've spent at least four hours today zoning out reading Penny Arcade... It's not good for the mental functions.

I meant to play some Go later today, but I'm afraid of the travesties I'd commit with my brain functioning at this level. Dango? Sure, I'll play a dango! Ergh... I'll shut up now.

I haven't read Watership Down in years. Hmm. I should probably go and reread it, just 'cause.

I usually use http://www.watchanimeon.com/ for all my anime watching needs. It's got things in Japanese with English subtitles, although the fansubs are occasionally not so good. And you only get seventy-two minutes of watching per day. But it's free and you shouldn't be on the computer that long anyway because you'll rot your eyes.
I don't watch dubs either, although: "TINY MINISKIRTS!"

I really felt along with the characters - both of them, in their own way - and it's just... really good. Your teacher was right. Congratsi :D

Or you can just grind up some beef.

Unlikely? Are you kidding?
Try http://www.fictionpress.com/
But thanks for sharing it with us, too!

Here is an "I am a Newbie" shirt. It looks dorky, but it's magically bulletproof.

It's a telling sign of a story's quality when you get to the end of the story and say 'what, that's it?' and then in hindsight realize how perfect an ending it was.

It's brilliant and evil how it makes you want to learn more about this girl, why she's with this guy despite how much she seems to dislike him. Is this dislike new? Caused by some recent development that's altered her perception of him? Perhaps she hangs out with him for superficial reasons? Perhaps she stays with him despite her dislike because she dislikes herself and wants to punish herself - or because she thinks he'd be able to help her get over what may be a crippling depression.

I'll have to read it again when I have time.

... they'll keep each other company.

You can mention my Agents if needed, of course. They'll bring their own cocktail, which they named 'ZPM'. Don't ask why, but Krisprolls is said to abuse it, and that's what makes him so energetic. Truth is, he's naturally so. (Whatever says it's because he naturally produces the thing in his blood)

(ZPMs are huge energy sources in Stargate Atlantis)

Nice to see you back! I was wondering where you went a while ago... :D

I actually like the original squirrelking trollfics, but this one sounds like a badly done attempt at mimicking them. The sentient sandwich thing was a funny touch.

There are a few mistakes I want to point out in the opening scene:

"'every game every made'" should be "every game ever made"
"then you this was coming" should be "then you knew this was coming"
"said nothing as halfheartedly" should be "said nothing as he halfheartedly"

Also, since Danny wouldn't finish it, I will:
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Tell Danny that he has my deepest sympathy. That was awful. Though, I suppose the idea of a giant sandwich is mildly amusing. It reminds me of that one guy from the show Word Girl.

Anyway, good job killing the thing. Hope next time the mission makes Laura go berserk. Danny's been feeling the brunt of the badfic horror, or so it seems.

--anamia

And that one definately seems fitting. *pets Berúthiel*

There were two <i> tags, it seems. The second </i>-in-subject fixed it.

The last post was sticking an </i> in front of my subject. Can someone who knows how to, fix this, or do we have to wait until it drops off the page? And let this be a lesson to everyone! Watch your closing tags!</i>

Rosebel and Her Life Before by ink-splotter08 reviews
Before Rosebel had Fiver... she had control of her life. She was lonely but her life was predictable; until she met a rabbit who spun her life back together- and his name was Hahira...
Watership Down - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete

My comment: What is Vilthuril? Sliced dandelion greens?

*grimace* I feel your pain with fluky computers. I'm lucky enough not to have had any issues that last THAT long, though... at least not ones that prevent me from doing anything.

Maybe waiting would work? You wouldn't run into a lot of crimes against canon until the canon shows up. You can charge for not tagging a crossover, though. I should think.

Also, I don't suppose you'd care to mention any specific Holmes 2009 fics for those of us too lazy-arsed to look on our own?