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Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a lovely bunch of coconuts.

How do we handle charging for misspelling canons' names in fic? "Creating the Minis X, Y, and Z" doesn't sound right, so is it "abducting the Minis X, Y, and Z from the Official Fanfiction University of Insert Canon Here"?

That was great!

Pleased to meet you you. Have a nice sharp pencil.

Pleased to meet you. Here, have a nice pointy, freshly sharpened pencil. I promised the tip won't break.

There is another Cats fan in the PPC? You are my new best friend. There are too many Cats badfics and not enough Cats fans.
Ahem. Ignore me... *goes back to sitting on her own in the corner*

Ladies and gentlemen and other such assorted beings, I present to you: A new mission!

Mission Title: Indiana Jones and the lost Relic
Canon: Indiana Jones
Rating: T, for swears and gruesome death
Agents: Callahan, K. and Trevelyan, A.
Time Period: June 2003 or thereabouts - pre-Valcentica in any case
Target: Andrea Falit
Word Count: 10,575
Source Summary: After last crusade, Indiana embarks on a quest he never imagined could happen...again. The Ark of the Covenant has been stolen. Now it is up to Indiana and a feisty 15 year old girl to get them back!

http://wizkit.livejournal.com/904.html

...I have a terrible habit of writing tl;dr missions. |D Enjoy!

Greetings to you, oh caffeine addicted one. Here, have a blue duck. You may name him whatever you wish.

Come in. Sit down. Have a cup of Bloffee! And, as a gift from me to you, have a glitter-encrusted spork. *nods* May you use it wisely.

Welcome to the PPC! Since you have no sanity, have a Sunny instead! ^^ Perfect for cuddling, and she makes great eggs too!

<img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/cb20070920071315/metalgear/images/9/9a/Sunny.png" alt="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/_cb20070920071315/metalgear/images/9/9a/Sunny.png">

The "this" in the first sentence should be an "us".

We're nice here, for the most part!

...it's difficult for all of this, at the beginning. Good job! Anyway, if you really want to talk quietly, you can use <small> tags to make your text look like this. Just make sure to close your message or passage with a </small> tag. In fact, all (or almost all) html works on the board. You can see everything here. And take a bladed yo-yo. This one comes with edge guards.

Those were about my reactions as well. And talking about shiny pointy objects, take this bladed yo-yo, in whatever color you want (including a full range of metals).

You sound perfectly normal.

Well, perfectly average at least.

For here, in any case. Glad to see you've stopped creeping. Lurking, rather. Leaking? Whatever.

Ah, yes, a gift. What to give, what to give...

Hm...

Do you like snack mix?

Welcome!

*pokes*

Huh. Dunno why, but when you popped up in chat I assumed you'd been around the 'Board already.

Also: hey, another person who may not be irritated by long rambling questions about mathematical concepts! Welcome indeed! *grin*

Have a towel and a whisk, in case the traditions've been forsaken! *glares sternly at the former commentators* The whisk is for exorcisms (and other things), and the towel is for... oh, I don't know. Toweling. >_>

Be seein' ya!

We won't bite if you bite back hard enough. Have a cell. Not the phone kind, the protazoa kind. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find a wonton and have a seizure.

Disturbing, and annoying, but unfortunatly not unusual...

Hmm...XP, you say? A hacker with a sense of humor...

So I'm not the only one planning to do that? Awesome!

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

So what kind of fandoms do you follow?

I don't even know the game your sue was mutilating, so hey, good job.

Hmm... gifts, gifts... hmm...

Have an extra-strength espresso!