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I agree with Indemaat that you have been on the Board for a small amount of time; however, if you send me your first mission at the e-mail address above, I will look it over. You seem to have a good grasp of the basic spirit of the PPC; I recommend browsing the wiki a little more, but you have the essentials down.

In addition to the Torchwood minis, PotC minis are not mini-Krakens. Norflington is a Misspelled Monkey. You can find a (mostly) complete index of minis here. (And if you wish to adopt Norflington officially, I am in charge of making the graphics for that particular mini.)

Good luck!

~Araeph

On the PPC wiki (ppc.wikia.org) there is a list of fandoms that for which minis have been identified.

What could help in keeping your PPC enthusiasm while you wait, is already write the mission, but not post it yet. That way, the waiting period passes more quickly, plus you find out whether you are really cut out to become a seasoned agent. ;-)

Got it, I'll change the information accordingly. And sorry about the Mini mix-up I had yet to read anything to the contrary so I went with what seemed the most appropriate.

And sorry also about the short wait Between Introduction and Permission Request, it's just the fan-fiction in question irritates me to no end and I would like to be the one to kill it. I will do my best not to abandon the PPC after only a few missions, as that does seem to be a popular (albeit annoying) trend.

Sincerely,

Bronwyn.

...But happy New Year anyway!

You've made your introductory post on December 20th. That may be considered a little bit short for a waiting period. (Something to do with too many people abandoning the PPC after only one or two missions).

I've got an unfinished (and pretty much abandoned) mission into a Brothers Grimm fic, in which one of my agents has to adjust to the fact that her partner set her disguise as Pus in Boots.

Other than that, I don't think I've ever cut more than some lines of dialogue.

Doctor Who minis are called mini-reapers. Boarder Karma (who seems no longer active) first encountered them, so she got to name them.

Incidentally, Torchwood minis are also called mini-reapers, because I got to name them and it made sense to me that in the spin-off universe the minis would be the same ('cept that they have a little trouble flying in a straight line).

You've got a nice comic touch, it seems, and I think I like your Agents. I'm not a PG, but this seems pretty okay to me, though there are a couple of hiccups that a decent beta would have caught, e.g. "hereby", not "hear by".

All in all, though, I like this. Good luck!

I, Bronwyn Moyra Elizabeth Sinclair, do hear by ask to join the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. I swear to uphold canon, and to not kill a Mary-Sue until I have gathered a sufficient list of crimes against the Canon and charged the individual.

I swear that should I lose my insanity I shall NOT find the nearest flame-thrower/chainsaw/other sharp implement to wreck havoc upon the Sunflower Official nor his associates. I shall do my best not to sink to the Mary-Sues level and glomp my lust object. Even if I have a neuralizer. In fact, especially not if I have a neuralizer.

I shall uphold Canon to the best of my ability with my two agents:

Agent Eileen

Species: Human
Height: 5’8”
Hair: Red, Frizzy, shoulder length when wet, but dry length depends on humidity.
Eyes: Gray
Age: 16
Department: Mary-Sue
Previous Partner: None
Partner: Agent Dillon
Weapon of Choice: Scimitar, Daggers
Music of Choice: The Who, Janis Joplin, Franz Ferdinand,
Books of Choice: L.o.t.R. trilogy, Simarillion, Terry Pratchett
Pet peeves: Mary-sues, idiot writers, plot holes you can drive a truck through, Dexy’s midnight runners jokes,
Phobias: landing, cows, things-that-always-brush-past-your-leg-while-wading-through-water,
Lust Object: Adric (Doctor Who)
Mini: Dalek: Marsha, Myssa,
RC: 823MS

and

Agent Dillon

Species: Human. We think.
Height: 6’2”
Hair: Brown, short, straight
Eyes: Light Blue, but always wears sunglasses. Even in the dark.
Age: Unknown presumed mid-twenties
Department: Mary-Sue
Partner: Agent Eileen,
Previous Partner: None,
Weapon of Choice: Long bow, Throwing daggers,
Music of Choice: Scissor sisters, They Might Be Giants, Bare Naked Ladies,
Books of Choice: L.o.t.R. Trilogy, original Labyrinth, Neil Gaiman books,
Pet peeves: Plot holes, Time travel fan-fiction, Mary-sues, Twilight,
Phobias: Unknown
Lust Object: Unknown
Mini: Kraken: Norflington
RC: 823MS

And to prove my worth a sample of my writing:

'Riley Cooper:

“1700 hours, Special Agent Riley Cooper reporting. Recovery mission deep into Boss Mama’s compound Tango Kilo, land heavily guarded and Boss Mama seems to be in position just feet from the target. Will update as events progress. Cooper out.”
Slowly Agent Cooper reattached his radio to his belt and took a deep breath, preparing his mind for the mission ahead. Giving himself a quick shake, he peered out from the shrubbery he’d taken cover under. Before him he saw the long trek he had until his destination, and a series of dangerous obstacles between him and his prize.
Just as he made to crawl out from under cover one of Boss’ guards walked out of hiding not far in front of him. The shadowy character was tall and thin with a large gun held ready in gloved hands. Quickly and silently Cooper slid back out of sight, fearing he had been spotted. The guard glanced shortly at the stand of trees next to him with suspicious eyebrows cocked, then continued patrolling the area’s perimeter. As soon as the guard was out of sight, Cooper darted out from his hiding space, keeping low to the ground.
He journeyed more than half the distance without any further occurrence, but as he made to crawl around the trees that would direct him toward his goal a guard dog prowled in his direction. Holding his breath, the special agent pressed himself down into the mud, hiding any exposed skin and trying desperately to hold completely still. The dog approached him, sniffing the air eagerly as it searched for the intruder. Moving slowly and deliberately so as not to attract attention, Cooper lifted a small stone and tossed it toward the hedge where he’d just been. The guard animal immediately turned and raced after the rock, no longer interested in the direction in which the agent lay.
Breathing a sigh of relief, Agent Cooper began creeping forward again. He crawled past a position where a large bald guard stood in his outpost, transmitting a report over his radio in a strange language. His heart beat rose as he realized how close he was to succeeding in his mission. Tango Kilo, was directly ahead and Riley could see his target sitting on the windowsill of the hut. He took several deep breaths as he crept towards the open window, steadying his nerves. If he got too anxious he would never make it away with his life.
The agent crouched beneath the window, waiting and watching for a moment when Boss Mama would be looking in the opposite direction. There she went - something caught her attention on the table in the next room to her. Cooper leapt to his feet, and made a dive towards the target.
“Riley, get your hand out of that cookie jar,” Mrs. Cooper said without even turning to look at him. Riley’s hand retreated hastily. “How many times do I have to tell you? No cookies before dinner. Now go and wash up. Dinner will be ready in just a few minutes.”
Cooper grumbled and turned away, retracing the way he had come. The frustration of defeat hung heavily over him as he passed his father chatting away on his cell phone. His father glanced up long enough to grin and roll his eyes before going back to his conversation again.
“Got busted again, special agent?” his older sister jibbed with a snide grin. He shot a short glance at her as she carried the hairdryer past him towards her bedroom “You’re never going to get away with that trick, runt. Mom sees all.”
Riley continued past her and to the bathroom sink. As he washed his hands beneath the rushing water a slow smile spread over his face. He hurried into his room and drew the small tape recorder from his belt.
“1800 hours. Special Agent Riley Cooper reporting in. Operation was a failure. Position was compromised. Will attempt the mission again tomorrow. Cooper out.”'

I hope you will take look over my application and deem it worthy of the PPC, if you should not I will do my best to improve and apply again at a later date.

Sincerely,

Bronwyn.

Generally speaking we like to see a sample of your writing and brief descriptions of your agents. I'm busy for the next couple of days, so I may not be able to get to it right away myself, but there should be other PGs around.

*pokes other PGs*

~Neshomeh

Sometimes, when writing a PPC mission, I have found that a scene just didn't go. Other times, a beta reader advised me against a scene. I'm sure this has happened to a lot of you, too.

One such scene, cut from Eternal Balance, was set in FGenMS11, and was to establish the following things about the Venomous Tentacula: It has three lieutenants (Lord Tulip, the Bonnie Blue, and one other whose name I disremember), it does not automatically execute underlings for failure, it does not tolerate infighting among its underligns, and it does sometimes eat captured PPC Agents or disobedient Defectives. Furthermore, Lord Tulip does not like Discworld jokes about its name.

A scene I cut from either The Legacy of Rust or Eternal Balance was to have Tangara's return. However, I was cramming too much in, so that scene got cut.

What scenes have you had to delete?

But can't one hope?

...Or IS it?!

Me neither. And from just a brief look at the first chapter of this I compiled thirty eight (38!) separate charges. From the first. Fvcking. Chapter.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5407636/1/Thenewbeginning
Summary: The new beginning » reviews
A twist on the usual abused harry rescue. Harry actually has a twin sister that has been hidden at Privet Drive unknown to all but a few. This is my first fanfiction attempt. Feel free to review, even flames are welcome.Some crossover with LOTR. Repost!

Permission to kill the sue and restore canon in this horribly messed up world of Clueless people, Cat people with wings and funky eyeballs, and threesomes involving Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape. and Snape is Harry's and the sue's true father. using my agents: Agent Eileen, and Agent Dillon.

You know, I haven't been able to bring myself to read all of My Immortal. The person who decided to make it into a comic is a genius, though. I love the hilarious panels and the drawings. (The "Dude-ur-so-retarded" is epic win all by itself.)

Harry Potter:

Saving the Chosen one » reviews
Harry's life hasn't changed much up until this point, but when Sirius is saved by a girl who came from no where and leaves the same way his life is jumbled. Then the girl returns with big suprises for all. Does all work and no play make harry a dull boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,282 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - Harry P. & OC

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5239446/1/SavingtheChosenone

Notes: I can't tell if this is a Emo!Sue or something else entirly... She spends what seems to be most of the story threatning and yelling at people. Oh, and apparently Lily and James are on some ghostly plane. Ick.

Artemis Fowl:

Selena And The LEP! » reviews
Holly Short,Commander Julius Root,and Foaly find a girl that may be a sister to whom? You have to read to find out! Please Review!..........WRITER'S BLOCK!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 8-11-08 - Holly S.

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4464766/1/SelenaAndTheLEP">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4464766/1/SelenaAndThe_LEP

Notes: It says humor. It's not funny at all.

There's this funny My Immortal Comic I discovered just yesterday and I wanted to share it with you.

http://www.drunkduck.com/My_Immortal/index.php?p=605205

Isn't it funny? I especially liked the disclaimer.

I really hope I wasn't late this time (then again, considering different time zones,I probably am to someone, considering the Board's diverse membership). Anyway, here are some goodfics to start off a new decade! *Eats Grapes*

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2585244/1/UnlikelyHeroesTheLichPhageMarrowice

Set between Warcraft III and World of Warcraft, this fic is about a Lich, Phage Marrowice, who has to establish a base in the Barrens despite serious (and humorous) odds. Part of a fanfic series dealing with the less noticable denizens of the Warcraft Universe.

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4441809/1/SpanningTime">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4441809/1/Spanning_Time

A Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky Fanfic, this deals with Grovyle and his past adventures, as well as his experiences in the game's present day with the PC characters. I'm sorry if I wasn't able to describe this clearly, but it's still an enjoyable fanfic.

Have a Happy New Year's Day!