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And, as below, possibly the only one you'll get. *ceremonially pokes*

Welcome!

I checked out that list... until I got side-tracked by the "Jekyll's Children" series. GAG. I mean, the LXG version of Dr. Jekyll suffers from serious Adaptation Decay, but really. Is that writer serious? I almost want to PPC it, but I don't know if I could stay sane. O.o

~Neshomeh, a fan of original!Jekyll and stage!Jekyll. But that's about it.

And probably the only poke you'll get, as the Ceremonial Poking of the Newbie is rather an old tradition. Anyway: *pokes*

I second pretty much everything Sedri said regarding beta-reading and OCs and being comfortable. Sometimes the best way to learn is just to chuck it out there and take what comes with an open mind. {= )

~Neshomeh

I only wish I knew the original tune. ^_^;

~Neshomeh

Kudos for you for seeking to better yourself! Have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs. Not only that, but it's pretty useful for getting rid of author wraiths and the spambots that pop up every now and again.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.

Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs! It's also pretty useful for getting rid of author wraiths and those pesky spambots. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.

'Cause if so, blargh. Stupid Suethors.

But good filk.

~Neshomeh

I lahve it. ^_^

And the comma goes after "merry." A loose translation would be "Take it easy, dudes." 'Cause everything's cool thanks to Jesus, ya dig?

~Neshomeh

The trick is getting the new words to sync with the tune. Try singing it to yourself if you're not sure. You'll find out pretty quickly whether or not it works. {= )

I love the concept, by the way.

~Neshomeh

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*sidles off-screen* *may or may not be constructing large amounts of ammo* *just in case, of course*

~Neshomeh

after the tune of "Last Christmas" by Wham.

Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won’t mind
If I just leave flames instead.

Once written, we must try
To get good feedback, but you just roll your eye.
Tell me, Suethor; do you need a beta?
No, I thought not, I guess I’ll read ya later.

Here’s a website; I linked it up and sent it
With a note saying “You need help!” I meant it.
Now I know what a fool I’ve been.
You don’t want to improve, you just crave the attention.

Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won’t mind
If I just leave flames instead.

In a chat room, users with weird names.
I see you’ve blocked me; why such childish games?
My glod, I thought you’d appreciate assistance,
But your grammar errors show up with great persistence.

Another tenth walker for the one-hundredth time,
A Harry/Snape slashfic? This is really a crime!
Oh well, if this is what you call plot,
I guess I’ll leave you to it!

Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won’t mind
If I just leave flames instead.

…here in Wisconsin.

*sets to work on a snow!Amateria, in case of PPC snowball fight*

Have a Trandsimensional Pocket Knife. If you find a use for it, do let me know - I have too many.

Cheers,
- Sedri

A plover is a sort of bird. I think every single person who's joined our board has recieved one. We all tend to have our own particular gifts we give people. That said, since you're staying, allow me to give MY gift: A Transdimensional Pocket Knife. You may have no use for it.

If the litmus tests came out low, then you should have little trouble. Fretting never did anyone much good. :)

As for the forum/board, if you're doing a mass answer to everyone, it's probably better to post as a reply to your original thread - I imagine this will be overlooked by many people who think you're talking only to me. The only other board ettiquette I can think of is don't double-post, as things get kicked off the end of the page if there's too many.

So, welcome!
- Sedri

Ah yes, I remember reading the sporking of that fic and all I have to say is: What. the. FRAK?!?!?

Seriously, that is just sick and wrong right there! Therefore, I can't wait to see the next part of the sporking.

Interesting. I'll have to see which ones have been done already, so that if/when I ever start sporking, I won't kill what's already been killed.

Nice to meet you all, and thanks for the gifts. XD
But... may I ask what a plover is?

Also I'm afraid I don't have any sanity - around here that's reserved for "normal people." Heh.

@Sedri
(Haha, thanks. XD)

Oh, of course. I didn't mean to make it seem like that was all I'm here for. I always like making new friends, of course, especially other writers.

Thanks for the advice, I tried the litmus test and it came out pretty low, so maybe I will go ahead and post it somewhere. I just have a lot of difficulty seeing my work as good - I'm constantly fretting over every little thing. ^^;

As a side note: I'm used to a different style of forum, so if I'm not doing this correctly please just say something.

Have a softnose laser. They kill, so don't worry about the bit charrie Sues. Hee.

Help yourself to a venomous arthropod!

Have a venomous arthropod!

Unfortunately, I won't be buying AC2 until it hits the bargain bins at Target. Sorry!

Have a shrunken head.

Try not to spend it all in one place.