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I see the Link Masters have already swept through, so I present you with your very own Capillary Towel and a shiny DMS badge, flag, and complimentary cap. Because we're the best department, of course.

And she tells us every sentence, as if we can't remember.

+++Conclusion+++

+++KILL WITH MUSTARD+++

+++THE LOT OF THEM+++

It's worse and worse. What' Krisp and South are going to have fun with this.

Ah, Hong Kong! That's in Asia! Welcome, newbie! Have a can of salted nuts! They're great for cheep laughs.

Trust me. The world can be a really shitty place-- I know what you mean. It hasn't been the greatest life for me, either. But the best way, in my experience, to make things that much more bearable is to laugh them off. Or at least laugh at them. If you're walking home from work, and it's sleeting and snowing and raining, all at once, and a truck goes by and soaks you to the bone, it sucks, but if you're laughing, it takes a little of the sting out of it. Life's easier if you can laugh at yourself. Fumble a catch, stumble in your graceful catwalk, hell, spill ketchup all over your new shirt. It's easier if you can laugh.

Terry Pratchett's a good example-- his world can get pretty dark, but the sense of humor comes through anyway. That's like the PPC, a lot. It's not necessarily a cheerfulhappylovely place, but that doesn't mean it has to be all drama and angst.

(and apologies that I can't do pretty links)

Trojie and Pads' missions and those of the other agents we write for can now be found at http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/ - the livejournal account is now non-PPC thanks to certain nosy RL friends of Trojie's :) And I really do mean to go round and actually change the wiki page to reflect that. Maybe tonight, actually.

Also, welcome, Xanthia!

1. The Dark Lord's Raven or so he thought » by mercedescello reviews
   Stolen at birth, Mercedes "Raven" Potter has been a death eater since before she could crawl. she accidentally overhears some of the death eaters talking and learns who she really is. What will she do now? DM/OC/FW
   Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-2-09 - Published: 11-17-09 - Draco M. & OC
   
   My comment: A Death Eater who's friends with Hermione?
   
   2. Conversations Of A Dark Lord » by Taeya reviews
   Just a humour version of Voldemort's life, including pizza parties, ridiculous unneeded plots, and chick flicks. OOC, and very immature.
   Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,162 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 7-10-06 - Voldemort & Severus S.
   
   My comment: Humor fics are supposed to be funny.
   
   3. Ruby Disappointment » by BlackandTainted reviews
   Ever wondered what would happen if Sirius had a sister rather than a brother? Would they still hate each other? Or would they actually get along? Read to find out - This is Ruby Disappointment again, edited a bit. Still my first fic. Don't be too harsh.
   Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,263 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-4-09 - Published: 10-20-09 - OC & Sirius B.
   
   My comment: Rubitharia? Ruritania?

Hi there! My gift to you is an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! It's also pretty useful for getting rid of author wraiths and those pesky spambots. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.

What problems would Tadkeeta's new body have besides a lack of stamina and frequent aches?

I'm Araeph, and my department is the Department of Technical Errors. All of the spin-offs, as well as the original series, are linked here. For miscellaneous PPC stuff, check out the list of everything PPC. (Though it's not quite everthing. We're growing all the time!)

Welcome to the Board. Have a shiny red pen! *tosses*

Hi! Nice to meet you. Ansela's given you the links you need, so I'd just like to welcome you to the PPC and present you with your welcome gifts of a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Lovely to have you here.

(And don't mind if you get poked and showered with bizarre gifts by everyone, it's a traditional welcome here. :P)

Whee, my Agents got a shoutout! =D

This song wins you cookies.

Hong Kong? Nice. My uncle and his family live there, and a few of the people in my Japanese class hail from Hong Kong :D

I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

Well, I think some people here will give you links, otherwise go to the PPC LJ comm or the wiki, there are links.

Hi, I'm Xanthia, and I'm from Hong Kong. I don't suppose any of you know where that is?

Um, I'm a newbie, and I have a question. I want to read some PPC spin-offs, but I don't know how to get to them. Where do I go for that?

Thanks,
Xanthia B.

Not necessarily. (Though maybe.) Remember their tech regenerates itself? That's why using lots of firepower didn't work for the Federation. The idea is that the EMP wouldn't damage the tech so much as incapacitate it, thus possibly knocking out its regeneration ability, or at least causing serious enough damage to delay it long enough to take it out with conventional guns and stuff, like you said. None of which would necessarily take it out anyway, but like I said, it was only one part of a bigger plan. The Borg were designed as this completely unstoppable Juggernaut, which is why it's fun to come up with ideas for killing them.

Yes I am a big big dork. XD

Ohh... tempting to try a whole song. Not just the first line and let everyone else do the rest! However I will spare the world my singing, Sues may sing with the birds but I sing with my dog... and she sounds far better then I do!

Excellent idea! I'm glad everyone had fun with it.

If you could get to the reactor, couldn't you just blow it up and let the Borg on board the cube just sit there until they died? If that wasn't an option, you could just knock out the reactor and shoot the now-unshielded cube a lot.

Seems like that would take less effort.

Lol, I had the project going last summer to come up with a comprehensive plan to take down the Borg. One part (and only one, mind you) of it was to take them down on a cube-by-cube basis by sabotaging their fusion reactors--and the EMFs containing them--to create a huge EMP that would hopefully fry all the mechanical tech in their entire ship. That's the only reason why I know so much about EMP at all. XD So I'm glad to have the info be useful!

I actually found the long version very interesting, since all I knew going in was "EMP fries computers." It's cool to know how it actually works.

But then, I'm pretty omnivorous when it comes to information...

~Neshomeh

I planned to do this one last year, but never got round to it. Finally finished!

"It was Christmas Eve (we think)
In Headquarters
My partner said to me
"We've got another one!"
A Sue that sang a song
'Bout Frodo's eyes so blue
I turned my face away
But our duty we must do

We got a nasty one
It won't be easily done
I got a feeling there'll be trouble with this Sue
But happy Christmas
If we survive this
We'll get vacation if it's the last thing we do

She's got tits out to here, hair like rivers of gold
And she smashed up the canon, or so we've been told
So we take up our blades on this cold Christmas eve
And we gulp down the Bleepsinthe while waiting for she

She's so sweet, she's so pretty
Princess of Gondor city
When she sings and she dances they howl out for more
Her sword she's a-swinging
Kelly Clarkson she's singing
She bears Frodo's children, calls Arwen a whore

The girls and boys of the PPC
The Sue have vowed to slay
While the canon characters scream and run away

She's a brat, she's a punk, she's a pain writing junk
Staring into the screen, typing "PLEEZ DUN B MEEN!"
You slimy young maggot, call Samwise a faggot?!
Merry Christmas my arse, I thank God it's your last!

The girls and boys of the PPC
The Sue have vowed to slay
While the canon characters scream and run away

"I oughta leave HQ ..."
"Oh, don't do that, I'll miss you!
You've helped me stay half-sane
Since I first found you!"
"I guess you have a point.
Hey, pass the Bleeprin here.
This job's not always bad, as long as I'm with you."

The girls and boys of the PPC
The Sue have vowed to slay
While the canon characters scream and run away."

EMP, if properly done, PERMANENTLY fries your circuitry. K-9 may or may not be shielded, but it has to be fairly specialized--and very strong--shielding. If you wanna go with EMP, having the character set up a fluctuating magnetic field might be your best choice. Or lightning, if he has that capability. However, I'd probably just go with a strong electromagnet, which would wipe his hard drive but not kill his circuits.

Yikes, why do I talk so much sometimes? >.