...I'm not really a troll! Don't unleash the egg-whisk on me!
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I'm a troll! by
on 2009-12-02 13:15:00 UTC
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Re: On the eleventh day of Christmas... by
on 2009-12-02 13:13:00 UTC
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On the twelfth day of Christmas a Suethor gave to me
Twelve vamps a-sparkling,
Eleven evil twins,
Ten random tense shifts,
Nine stupid songfics,
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening teeeeeear!
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Re: I just realized something terrible. by
on 2009-12-02 13:09:00 UTC
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Well, that's if you average in people in tiny disease-ridden African countries where nobody lives to be over 50. And the longer you live, the more likely you are to go on living. It's truth.
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"Kill! Main! Burn!" seems appropriate. (nm) by
on 2009-12-02 10:59:00 UTC
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LOTR Badfic by
on 2009-12-02 10:46:00 UTC
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http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/viewch.php/52078/154766#ficc
This is "The Tale of Eilinel", a Silmarillion fanfic which claims to recount the backstory of Eilinel wife of Gorlim, while turning her into a wangsty teenager (at least in spirit) who gets captured out of sheer idocacy, and later develops an implied infatuation with Sauron which leads her to betray her husband willingly.
http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/viewch.php/52079/154769#ficc
To make it worse, there's a sequel called White as Night, or Guilty Innocence. In that fic, Eilinel's infatuation with the Dark Lord becomes unimplied, and it is revealed that she also had a crush on Thuringwethil,who apparently has minor feelings for her as well. I don't know what to say.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas... by
on 2009-12-02 10:25:00 UTC
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Eleven evil twins,
Ten random tense shifts,
Nine stupid songfics,
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
Once this is finished, someone should really sing it and distribute the recording.
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xD Steady on, there. (nm) by
on 2009-12-02 10:18:00 UTC
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I'm afraid I don't recognize your song. (nm) by
on 2009-12-02 07:27:00 UTC
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Very true. by
on 2009-12-02 07:03:00 UTC
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Fortunately for us, σ is very large.
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On the optimistic side... by
on 2009-12-02 05:20:00 UTC
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Humans are known to live to be over one hundred.
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On the tenth day of Christmas by
on 2009-12-02 04:07:00 UTC
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On the tenth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Ten random tense shifts
Nine stupid songfics
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
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I just realized something terrible. by
on 2009-12-02 03:59:00 UTC
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Angela Lansbury is 85.
The average life expectancy of a human female is 79.4 years.
The voice of Mrs. Potts and the originator of the role of Mrs. Lovett could die at any time.
Slowly but surely, time eats my childhood.
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On the ninth day of Christmas by
on 2009-12-02 03:58:00 UTC
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On the ninth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Nine stupid songfics
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
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See, I actually enjoy the song. by
on 2009-12-02 03:56:00 UTC
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But the Suethors....Oh, the suethors...
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It's okay. by
on 2009-12-02 03:56:00 UTC
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We won't hold that against you. :P
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On the eighth day of ChristmasÂ… by
on 2009-12-02 03:53:00 UTC
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On the eighth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Eight underage Admirals,
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
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On the seventh day of Christmas... by
on 2009-12-02 03:50:00 UTC
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On the seventh day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Seven CAFs a'molting,
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
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On the sixth day of Christmas... by
on 2009-12-02 03:33:00 UTC
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On the sixth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Six Elves a'drooling,
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
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Re: On the fourth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me... by
on 2009-12-02 01:50:00 UTC
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On the fifth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Five Time Lord love interests,
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
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On the fourth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me... by
on 2009-12-02 01:43:00 UTC
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On the fourth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
Can you tell that I dislike people who misquote the Lord Of The Rings poem by accident?
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Failure... by
on 2009-12-02 01:26:00 UTC
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I didn't put enough time into it early on, and then I started a new job, so...no. I do still want to finish my story, though.
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Ohhh, I hear that. by
on 2009-12-02 01:00:00 UTC
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Jobhunting. It's a bitch. Particularly when unsuccessful. {= P
~Neshomeh
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Re: Wow. Small multiverse. by
on 2009-12-02 00:19:00 UTC
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That'd be neat.
Unfortunately, jobhunting is taking up most of my time for now.
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On the third day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me... by
on 2009-12-01 23:25:00 UTC
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On the third day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me...
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear!
Very good idea. :)
- Sedri