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I'd love to take on the really trashy stories. MSTing them isn't quite as much fun as killing them. Rogue assassins FTW!

I really dislike Mary Sues. I'm not sure it would be quite legal to try to kill the Twilight characters, though. I mean, we'd be bored to death before ever finishing the first six chapters of the book. (What I find is funny on original fiction websites, is that some of the writers take being told that they write like SMeyer as a compliment. XD )

1075a. Nor is my partner my homosexual life partner, unless said partner gives vocal assent for this to be so.

Have a cup of tea. It has no Sue-slaying powers, but it'll cure all what ails you.

1078- I am not allowed to use my Remote Activator/TARDIS to uncancel my favorite TV show.

1079- If I decide to shove a Sue out an airlock, make sure she won't get picked up!
*This doubly applies in the Hitchhiker's Guide verse, especially after the invention of the Improbability Drive.

I'll send it once I'm finished with the latest revision...

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I just died a little inside.

Why, thank you! I shall treasure it always. *sniffs at the internets*
*eats*

What's "sanity?"

I'm more into Atlantis, fandom-wise, although SG-1 is better.
I'm also taking on U2 because I've seen pretty bad stuff over there, and I'm a huge fan of the band. (seriously, Bono and Edge in a bondage fic?)

I'd be in.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, have an Internets. Watch out for snakes.

Why "to be fair"?

*shrugs*

I'm as much as a newbie here as you, but I think by the very fact that CWC created Sonichu makes him untouchable, unfortunately. See, what he does in his own comics is well within the limits of the canon. It's a canon he created.

Or maybe I'm crazy. I dunno.

Yeah, ended up needing to stay overnight at a hospital for observation. Won't be doing that again.

Thanks! Hmmm...Now I just need some Janx Spirit, so I can experience for myself the feeling of being brained by a gold brick covered in lemon.

While having nasty memories erased! Perfect!

Welcome to the PPC! Here's short bow and a jug of bleepka, to get rid of all of those bad memories. I'm not precisely familiar with all of those series, but I know them a little. That drinking game for My Immortal is a bit dangerous. :|

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a complementary set of daggers from the Raven Armory and a jug of bleepka. I wish we could take on canon Sues sometimes. However, it isn't allowed because it would sort of ruin the stories if most of the main characters were killed off. MSTing is allowed, though. (I was going to take on canon sues, too, in particular the ones on fiction press.)

I never got too into Stargate. My roomate tells me it's good. House is amazing, and the little I've seen of Numb3rs seems decent as well.

Nice ta meetcha!

For my part, I'm into several SF fandoms starting with Star (Trek, Wars, -gate), fantasy books, some TV shows (House, Numb3rs), and U2 (yes, that band).

Umm, hey. The name's Unbridled, Unbi for short. After spending days without food or water in the wasteland that Munroe once compared to an eternal rickroll, Tvtropes, I stumbled across the PPC page.
I was intrigued, after being rehydrated by medical profssionals, by both the premise (Hunting down Sues and giving 'em what for? Sign me up!) and the characters you folks have put together. I found the world you folks have created to be rich, entertaining, and, above all, just zany enough to be fun.
As fandom goes, I'm pretty tight into Lord of the Rings, though I have slipped out of it a bit in recent years (I can't recite geneaologies, don't know Elvish, and The Silmarillion went riiight over my head), and continue my years-long love affair with the works of PTerry (Including his collab works, with a special place in my crusty little heart for Good Omens.) I'm also pretty familiar with Star Wars (not so much the EU), the MtG Multiverse, and the Dresden Files.
I have a deep seated hatred of Sues from a run-in a few years ago. (I tried to play the My Immortal drinking game. It did not end well.)
So. That's me. Looking forward to smearing badfics with you all.

And I MWOTed again, didn't I? Darn.

1077- The Bene Gesserit and the Second Foundation must not make any contact with each other.

Does Christian Weston Chandler/Sonichu really count as a canon sue in this case? I mean, the whole story is one big rant about how all women already have boyfriends and the mall cops wont let him stalk women. There really isn't much in the way of canon in the first place. You can find all of the sonichu "comics" as audiobooks on youtube if you havent already

That MSTing was apparently posted while we were still working on the mission, so we didn't know about it. Still looks pretty good, though.

1069 - When on 'Enterprise'-era Trekverse missions, I will not stash dead fish, salami, garlic or any kind of cheese in T'pol's quarters. Poor woman has enough to deal with without her super sense of smell being assaulted as well.

1070 - It is considered bad form to turn up to bandslash missions in 'Cheer Up Emo Kid' t-shirts. The fact that most bandslash features emo bands and angst is not an excuse. It is not ironic, it is just taking cheap pot-shots at people who are helpless to defend themselves.

1071 - I swore to protect canon characters against Suethors. Not against each other. Interrupting canonical battles is a no-no.

1072 - Nanites cannot cure embarrassing diseases. I should go to Medical before attempting any home cures for things I may have contracted on missions.

1073 - Cross-species male pregnancy is canonical in the Trekverse. I should therefore be very careful about any extended contact of any nature with alien species whether I am male or female.

1074 - Decapitation cannot be fixed with duct-tape. See 1072.

1075 - My partner is not my 'heterosexual life partner'.

1076 - Any attempt to steal and use the Pick of Destiny by musically-inclined Agents will result in immediate loss of privileges. Like unbroken fingers. HQ does not need a seven-foot-tall incarnation of Beelzebub ringing Response Centres in amplifiers and demanding demonic heavy-metal contests in order to regain his body parts. Apart from anything else, you won't win.

Admittedly it is a food from the Lord of the Rings, but if you think of it as shortbread you'll be fine :)

I must point out however that we're not allowed to kill Canon Sues. Points for the enthusiasm, but them's the rules :)