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Now you got a /theme song/ playing in my head. Again. At least it's a good theme song, or looping selection thereof.

Now you got a /theme song/ playing in my head. Again. At least it's a good theme song, or selection thereof.

TVTropes has an entire thingy of Sue tropes. You should see what they say about Ebony/Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven/Tara Way. 'Tis lulzy.

For your consideration...

http://www.linsdomain.com/Otherworld.htm (NSFW)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheOtherworldSeries

A long-running crossover series about a demi-god princess named Aara, her sisters, her descendants, and their harems full of hot anime characters.

There are a TON of fandoms (usually in appearance only) in this. But the main ones are Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Fushigi Yugi, and Trigun. There's a lot of unnecessary infodumps, a lot of dry sex scenes (and rape... and babies... Anyone who hooks up in this series immediately starts pumping out babies.), and, strangely enough, some noticeable Mormon undertones.

I doubt anyone here would want to tackle this though, since it's just SO DAMN LONG. I've seen mentions of how bad it is. But I don't think any sporker has ever actually finished the whole thing.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3402559/1/TenshiTrail
<a href="http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/viewst.php/149408">http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/viewst.php/149408

This one was mentioned on the Purity Sue page. The blurb for it describes the main character, Sakura Tenshi, as "A "Wish/Chobits flavored" Gratuitous Japanese speaking amnesiac "alluring little kitten goddess yet innocent" angel tenshi-chi with love powers strong enough to destroy Heaven, Hell, and everything in between... in Cowboy Bebop."

From what I've read, the setting and characters of Cowboy Bebop have changed to match the sugary... shoujoness of the main sue and the motley crew of freeloaders (including a dark-sided version of herself) she brings to The Bebop. It also has the most annoying Fangirl Japanese that I have ever seen. The Gratuitous Japanese page mentions such gems like:

-"Naze are we teishing?"
-He looked yuki white with dark ruby and kuro eyes.
-Hentai thoughts ran through Jet’s head.

This is another long one. The first story is 88 chapters long. The author has a web page for the series. But I can't make heads or tails of anything on it due to the shitty site design.

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/799650/1/DragonBallV">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/799650/1/DragonBallV
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1469636/1/DRAGONBALLVSEASONTWO">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1469636/1/DRAGONBALLVSEASON_TWO

The blurb for this on the God Mode Sue page reads:

"Meet Valis. A female Saiyan survivor. Destined wife of Piccolo. Destined mate of Vegeta. Embodiment of an ancient warrior prophecy, with Inner Senshi-style "warrior women" assistants. More powerful than Goku. Bigger clothes-horse than Cher. Destined Universal Queen."

She's also Goku's long lost sister and, like the blurb says, has a shitload of clothing and hair/eye color changes. (Why? From going Super Saiyan, of course.)

What do you think, sirs?

Please, let it be a troll.

Remind me to sit you down and have a chat about the concept of privilege sometime.

…but my brain just divided by zero. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

Hello!

No, I don't have any of their novels...

welcome to the PPC.

heh.... i see.

you know keith laumer then? or david webber?

also.. have a pamphlet titled "What to do with a dead mary sue."

If you aren't familiar with this one, it's probably worthy of Legendary Badfic status. It's an AU of the Naruto fandom, in which all the characters are inexplicably transformed into hermaphroditic kittens with deeply disturbing mating rituals.

Kitsune106 and I couldn't leave it unsporked, naturellement. Here is part 1, future installments forthcoming: http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/80752.html Rated R.

You say 'I've read a story in a paper once about a woman who had been raped and then refused to even talk to her husband or two sons (one of whom was five) because "ZOMG men are evil!"'

Er, just one little thing here, but ... trauma is not rational. Fear is not rational. The little gut, knee-jerk reactions you have to things are not rational.

I got followed home from the bus stop in the dark once by a drunk man who would not take hints to leave me alone. It sounds minor, doesn't it. Trivial.

I wasn't able to walk home from the bus on my own for two months after that, because I was afraid. I knew it was minor, and trivial, and irrational, but the fact of the matter was, I was too scared to do it.

So if you tell me that a woman who was *raped* was too scared to have contact with men, any men, even her own male child, afterwards, I'm going to tell you that I am not surprised. In fact what surprises and humbles me every day is to hear stories of people who have survived traumatic events and can still function - women who were raped, yeah, but also people who've been in earthquakes, or burning buildings, children who were abused. Hell, dogs that were beaten.

Trauma. It's called 'trauma' because it's traumatic. It affects you. It messes you up. You cannot expect someone who's been through major trauma to just get up the next day and move on with their lives like nothing's happened.

In Laburnum's fic, it's based on real life ferret biology. I don't know about others that use Sex or Die in their fics, since I usually avoid them.

How widespread is this?

Of course, I can't mock it. I have a "Have Sex Every Few Hours or Go Completely Loony" but she's a nymph (all nymphs, male or female, have the issue), so it's possibly okay.

Exactly what it sounds like. You have to have sex or you'll die, for whatever reason.

What's that?

My excuse was that she was a recently turned werewolf and, in the days leading up to and just after the three days of full moon, werewolves have an overpowering urge to mate (I think I based it off a few legends I read somewhere, but I'm not sure).

My mistake for not specifying - if he was conscious he couldn't really fail to notice.

... except the female character did it because she was suffering from a Sex Or Die scenario and her husband-by-arranged-marriage wouldn't do it. He killed her when he found out. It was damn hard to get the balance between "she had reasons" and "just because she's the woman doesn't make it a good thing".

planned to write a scene where a woman tried to rape her husband (before being knocked out), but the fic got cancelled before I got there, the rewrite isn't as Sueish as the original and no other fic I have fits (barring one, possibly, but I've got a ton of other stuff in that series already).

And why don't romance novels ever have a woman be the hero? Saving the man? That's yet another stupid thing I find about them.

I do own some romance novels. However, they both are the tamer, quieter, more original versions of their wild cousin romance novels. They are also both written by Meg Cabot, the only romance novel author I can generally trust to write good fiction, even though she does tend to ramble and have pretty characters. However, I don't think her plots are all that formulaic, because at least she puts a thought behind her stories and usually doesn't just make them about Main Character A and Main Character B. And she writes stories in different ways, tends to make her stories lovably funny, and she leaves out the graphically nauseating romance stuff! Yay! Needless to say, these books keep me sane after I see book after book in the bookstore romance novel section (as I pass it on my way to the fantasy section) entitled with something like "His Baby", "Fire and Ice" or "The Handsome Stranger". :)

I was just going by what was mentioned in the context. Romance novels never feature a woman raping a man who instantly falls in love with her. Some fanfics do, though, and I'm just as freakin' disturbed by those ...

"Nice to see that you don't feel any sympathy for victims."

Not ones that are that stupid, anyway. I've read a story in a paper once about a woman who had been raped and then refused to even talk to her husband or two sons (one of whom was five) because "ZOMG men are evil!" A five year old. Let me repeat that: five. *sighs* Unsurprisingly, I think the man requested a divorce and custody of the three children (and I hope he got it, too). If I ever find myself feeling that, for instance, all women are evil monsters because I was tortured by one (or something. I'm pulling hypotheses out of my rear here), I'd do whatever I could to rid myself of that view as soon as possible or, failing that, something extreme because I'd feel wrong somehow because I know it's not true and I wouldn't want to live feeling like it was.

"Money is not going to places were there doesn't seem to be a need for them"

It doesn't go anywhere else, either.

"(although you probably meant to say that for teenagers the same rules should apply as for adults)."

Sorry, that's what I meant. I should have been clearer.

"If a ten-year-old is considered mature enough to overlook the concequences of a crime he/she commits, he/she is also mature enough to determine which politician best represents their interests in parliament, is mature enough to buy alcohol and cigarettes, and is mature enough to consent to sexual relationships."

I think that crime is a different thing from, say, voting. Crime is obvious that it's wrong. It's wrong to steal. It's wrong to murder. Voting, however, has all sorts of gray areas and, frankly, I wouldn't want a bunch of hyperactive ten year olds swinging the balance of power (though they'd probably vote the same as their parents or for whoever's at the top of the form at that age).

Alcohol and cigarettes, no, because they pose a health risk. I think the age limits should be lower (I can't buy cigarettes for my house-bound, severely disabled mother because I don't feel I should have to pay for photo ID to prove I'm over eighteen), but not down to ten. Maybe sixteen, like they used to be. Of course, the government also needs to get off it's rear and tackle binge drinking and everything before that could happen.

Sex, I won't comment on. I don't know enough about the myriad laws to say anything (though ten year olds generally aren't functioning anyway, so it wouldn't matter). I will say that, based on the fiction I've read and write, I'm fine with fifteen-year-olds having sex (fourteen, pushing it, but okay depending on what's happening (say, a nervous first time)).

"I doubt the law expects teenagers to distinguish right from wrong and the consequences of their actions in the same degree as adults."

For minor offences, I think I agree. But for some of the things that yobs have been doing lately, I think they need to be punished as adults, regardless of age. Then again, I also think that British law needs to buck up it's ideas and actually punish criminals properly.

Yeah, you'll find I have zero sympathy with that viewpoint.

Nice to see that you don't feel any sympathy for victims. It's trauma that caused that view and when they get over the trauma they probably will also change that view. (Note: it's not a view that I think should be encouraged, but there are circumstance in which I think it's not the first priority to fight it either).

Money is not going to places were there doesn't seem to be a need for them (well, that's what the government claims anyway). So first, the government should be made aware there is a problem.

Interesting that you should find that all suspects should have anonymity, but teenagers shouldn't. (although you probably meant to say that for teenagers the same rules should apply as for adults).

Well, if teenagers had the same mental capacities as adults and would be able to tell right from wrong in the same degree as adults are supposed to, all age limits should be dropped to the age of ten as well. If a ten-year-old is considered mature enough to overlook the concequences of a crime he/she commits, he/she is also mature enough to determine which politician best represents their interests in parliament, is mature enough to buy alcohol and cigarettes, and is mature enough to consent to sexual relationships.

I doubt the law expects teenagers to distinguish right from wrong and the consequences of their actions in the same degree as adults. That's why teenagers are trialled in different courts than adults and receive different penalties (in most countries). In the Netherlands teenage trials are behind closed doors (no public admitted) and at least the same anonymity as adults.