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The ...? I mean, the author did say it was originally a joke, but she's grown to *like* it? I think the correct spelling/grammar almost makes it worse.

I think the fact that someone apparently a)wrote this, and b) thought it was hot, has ruined what little faith in humanity I had left.

As for agents -- I'm not really sure this is a candidate for PPCing. I mean, it is original, and I suppose people can do whatever they want in their own universes, no matter how horrifying it is to the rest of us. Otherwise, I truly pity anyone who's sent into this one.

http://www.asstr.org/%7EKristen/32/aromantic.txt To reiterate, NSFW and NSFB.

Try A Romantically Relevant Situation, pilloried on Why God Why. NSFW, NSFB. *overdoses on Suebuprofen*

*eyes bug out, collapses*

That is... wow. Somebody clearly has no idea how relationships work.

Or, apparently, how sane people think.

Get out of our message Board, the power of... um... anti-spam compels you!

Such language! I say, young mammal, you wash your mouth out right now! The nerve of youngsters these days...

Nor any model of K-9.

Doesn't sound like anything I know and I wouldn't touch it anyway, but just curious.

*looks around nervously* I wonder how. *whistles*

e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐? I'll give you e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐! Come over here and I'll chop off your e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐ and stick it up your e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐ with a bucket of e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐, you e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐!

This was probably not the best thing for someone with an overactive imagination to read, but I got through it. Wow, that's horrible. The stuff in that is really sexist. It's original (to a certain extent), right? Otherwise, it will be a little traumatizing for agents.

I knew I was going to come across something like this eventually when I started frequenting Weeping Cock.

However, this particular... thing... is difficult to describe.

A quote or two: ​"​OOOOOOOOOOH GOD OOOOOOOOOOOOOH BRIAN,F*CK ME IN THE ASS AND PLAY WITH ME CLIT WHILE I DELIVER OUR LOVE CHILD"

"Brian had a septum piercing and Chelsea got one too,because she felt like the horny little slave f*ck wife cow to the masculant big dicked bull that Brian was,she wanted her cute sexy adorableness to get dominated by her big dicked bull"

Yes. Really.

The full thing is here: http://carbonidiot.livejournal.com/53580.html. It was apparently originally posted on a Myspace journal, but it's been copypasted here. Scroll past the screenshot, if you dare. *grins*

(The f word isn't censored in fic; I stuck the *'s in so you could get the idea, despite the message board's censoring.)

Avaunt, foul spambot! Get the behind me!

e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

Gigglesnort.

Although with Twitards clogging the literature discussion board on Gaia, (Despite there being a friggin' STICKY for it. But, y'know, if they can't read a decent book, it would follow that they can't read the list...) I'm getting a tiny bit tired of the whole thing.

Don't ye know that in our house, every day be pirate day?! A'course, that led to several homicide charges and now we be running from the law, but nonetheless!

Wait, what ye mean, "talk" like a pirate? Yar, that's just fer - dammit, they're gaining on our boat! YE'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!

Yay for Angsty Mansex! There should be more of it in the world.

I was more sort of picturing how well such an establishment would work on the main road near me - it's a sort of high street, ie full of shops and cafes and coffee shops and such, and it's student central. Get a good range of reasonably priced tea in, interestingly eclectic yet quiet music, nice big armchairs, possibly a few bookshelves, wifi, and a big comfy armchair in the back for whoever's on beta shift to sit in and go over any essays or assignments for a small fee. Set up a website so you can handle stuff online too, and you're sorted.

Unfortunately, I know bugger all about setting up or running a business.

Thank you for the vote of support. I needed that. {= ) Also for offering to beta. I will definitely take you up on that, but it's going to be a long time from now.

I'll see about putting in a little Angsty Mansex, just for you. ^_~

If I had the balls to start my own business right now, I'd be all over it. I can see how it would work, too... the tea part would float the boat between paychecks from our massively successful authors. Because they would have to be massively successful after we were through with them, right?

~Neshomeh