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Yo! Welcome to insanity! I'm a fan of Halo too.

I understand why there woudn't be any, but I just want to make certain...

... because Spellsinger has a lot more sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. Imagine Narnia with all the Christian symbolism replaced with seventies rock music.

Whatever Chaser Wolf thought, Mudge never did screw the unicorn, in case you're wondering. Shame, but there you go. I doubt he'd want to be related to a Skipper of Otters either, Mossflower's otters are too darn goody-goody. Reminds me, I was thinking when my exorcists kill that fic (gotta do it sometime) they portal back into the Spellsinger universe to check that everything's normal there, and Stormsong accidentally discovers he can spellsing. It'll only work in the Spellsingerverse, because otherwise A) he'd suddenly be ridiculously overpowerful and B) causing magical effects whenever one sings would actually be horrifically inconvenient, but if there's a suitably big canon break while he's at work it may start working again because of the damage to the fabric of reality. Or something. I thought it'd be funny, anyway.

Ooh, amazing.
*offers to be tabbycat's slave for more*

Nice to meet you *waves enthusiastically*
Here, have some chocolate-flavoured chocolate :D (it's like normal chocolate, only more so).

Oops, looks like I'm a little bit tardy. Hope you had a nice day, though!

Why would they slow down in zero gravity? That would actually be easier to aim, as there's no atmosphere to affect your aim and no gravity to arc the arrow. And it's frictionless once it leaves the bow, there'd be absolutely no change until it hit something.

They're weapons, um, "borrowed" from a Sue. They've been modified so that they can fight against Sues. Go figure. (In other words, yes. However, pretty much the only limit on it is that the archery weaponry won't work in zero gravity because the arrows will just slow down and miss.) :)

Because I'm a small mammal (newb) and you're a bird of prey (non-newb), and I am at your mercy.

Why am I an eagle? I was quoting one of the Stupid Rat Creatures...

Why thank you! It's even better as we have chickens out back.
*goes to check for eggs*

...but I bear an otter plushie! He's soft and squishy and adorabibble.

Happy birthday!

Let's see...*rummages through bag*...aha! Here! Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs, but author wraiths and those pesky spambots. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy your stay.

It's just that in some parts of the united states, 16 is when you can get your drivers license. So in the event that the parents have more money than sense, they may give a car on the 16th birthday.

Awesome. Can the arrows pierce powered assault armor that come equipped with shields?
If they can't then I may just have to come up with something else :)

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a set of archery equipment from the Raven Armory! It's especially useful for killing Sues! (I did, technically, filch them off a Sue after all.)

No utter anatomy fail, but the main hero is inexplicably fast. I thought I could get away with that after Taggerung.
And I do try to keep some form of logic in my sentence structure.
I may just check out Spellsinger. You do seem to like it just as much as Redwall.

That sounds like fun.

Baloons, Cake, Candles, and a piñata containing Anti-Lustin candies. Oh, and incidentally, Luxury is coming!

And several Chainswords.

... unnecessary and physically implausible acts of violence, utter anatomy fail, random references to unicorns (speaking of which, go buy Spellsinger like NOW - it's freakin' awesome and it doesn't deserve what Chaser Wolf did with it), nauseatingly cutesy heroic vermin girls who convert others to the side of good through their sheer cuteness (normal-levels-of-cute sorta-not-so-bad vermin like the ones in "Loamhedge" are awesome, though), or any lines like "then he shot a beam from his paw which the rat teleported away from"? Because if not, it's not nearly horrifying enough.

Thanks! I see everyone here knows how to welcome a newcomer...

Is that a common 16th birthday present?

*tries to get out of Obama mode right now* *ahem*
Nice to meet you.

Oh I couldn't. Too full, thanks.