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No utter anatomy fail, but the main hero is inexplicably fast. I thought I could get away with that after Taggerung.
And I do try to keep some form of logic in my sentence structure.
I may just check out Spellsinger. You do seem to like it just as much as Redwall.

That sounds like fun.

Baloons, Cake, Candles, and a piñata containing Anti-Lustin candies. Oh, and incidentally, Luxury is coming!

And several Chainswords.

... unnecessary and physically implausible acts of violence, utter anatomy fail, random references to unicorns (speaking of which, go buy Spellsinger like NOW - it's freakin' awesome and it doesn't deserve what Chaser Wolf did with it), nauseatingly cutesy heroic vermin girls who convert others to the side of good through their sheer cuteness (normal-levels-of-cute sorta-not-so-bad vermin like the ones in "Loamhedge" are awesome, though), or any lines like "then he shot a beam from his paw which the rat teleported away from"? Because if not, it's not nearly horrifying enough.

Thanks! I see everyone here knows how to welcome a newcomer...

Is that a common 16th birthday present?

*tries to get out of Obama mode right now* *ahem*
Nice to meet you.

Oh I couldn't. Too full, thanks.

They are. And I would happily let her PPC my Redwall fanfic if she wanted. It probably deserves it.
I repay your gift with a blond joke. And a furnace.

Yes, Laburnum's MSTs are really something, aren't they? Heheh...

Well, I am PitViperOfDoom, frequent Boarder and she who introduced the Happy Tree Friends fandom to the PPC. Unless somebody did it before me. I dunno. I never saw HTF PPC missions before, so... yeah.

Whatever. I gift you with a dead horse joke. Have a weighted companion cube.

And no, I did not get a car.

I haven't decided yet, as I haven't found any PPC missions involving a TARDIS. Do you have one to recommend?

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I don't have much, but I do have a crate of peaches. They're yours.

I would like to apologize in advance for any bad jokes I make.

Why thank you. I'm sure it will come in useful.

*deposits a grain of rice in the bucket*
Wasn't much left, anyway.
Thanks. I'll use it to help keep my soul alive.

*Has a drink*
Ahhh... Good stuff *hic*
Thankee, although I think most of my PPC work would be in the Halo-verse.

Let us drink raspberry-flavoured beer in celebration. (Pads introduced me to it, and I think it sounds very Redwallish.) You may also enjoy this if you haven't seen it already: http://lycaenion.livejournal.com/tag/sporking Everything you need to know about the fic sporked therein is contained in the line "then he shot a beam from his paw which the rat teleported away from".

If you ever wanna borrow the Mossflower Science Theatre's Death Pit Theatre setting, you're free to do so. The basic idea belongs to the people who made MST3K, of course.

Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't have much need of it here. Also, here's a dribbly black candle on a skull. Use it for evil or at least slight naughtiness, because those things are pretty much useless for good.

Very useful for sporking missions.