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Cute cat pictures. Epic win. Moar.

On account of living there. So I would be up for that.

What a brilliant idea! I'll have to take a pass for this round, I've been sporking a Harry Potter/Twilight fic that has kind of drained my brain. I still love the idea though!

Wow. Yeah, I think that's all that can be said on that. I'm going to go and repress now OO'

Then we're attacking the crossover aspect, not the religious part of it.

Admittedly I haven't seen any actual Real Person Fic for this band (the Datsuns, and please don't feel obliged to find any for me), but these lyrics sound suspiciously like someone fighting off Sues and slashwraiths:

'They used to call it
Evil possession
An exorcism to cleanse your soul
Silver bullets
Nasty cures
For the boy to regain control

Voices in my head
Oh how they curse me girl
Voices in my head, oh no
I may be a victim of popular fiction
My official position is you've cursed me girl

Such a, a pretty curse
Such a, a pretty curse'

–or– What happens when Victor Frankenstein wants a pet.
Please help me make a cat!

Victor Frankenstein sat in his study, a cup of tea at his elbow, contemplating. His life as a student was not a bad one, but lonely. He closed his book, and looked at his covered table. It was almost finished.

The knock on the door startled him out of his reveries.

“Henry!” he cried, gesturing for his friend Henry Clerval to come inside. “You’re just in time! Henry, please help me make a cat!”

“A cat?” Henry asked, looking shocked.

“Yes, a cat! I want a cat!”

“So why don’t you just go and find a cat?” asked Henry, confused.

“Where’s the fun in THAT?” Victor asked, his grin infectious. “Look, I’ve been working in this for months! I’ve got everything finished, I just need a little help…”

Henry shook his head, but sat down at the table anyway. “Alright, fine, tell me what needs to be done.”

***

Victor’s maniacal laughter was wearing on Henry’s nerves. “Alright, Vic, that’s it. What now?”

Victor’s eyes lit up. “Bring me my electric eels!” he cried, his laughter only increasing.

With a sigh, Henry brought him the bucket of electric eels, which Victor then dumped into the vat that contained the inanimate cat.

Henry, having had a cat in the past, could have warned Victor about the side-effects of a cat waking up in a vat of fluid, would Victor have listened.

He didn’t listen, of course, and so, a few moments after the eels were introduced, was greeted with a face full of angry, wet cat.

Henry sighed, detached the cat from his friend’s face, and wrapped it up in a towel, attempting to dry the hissing feline. “You see, Vic, cats don’t like to be wet,” he said, handling the need-sharp creature with care. It was starting to calm down, a little bit, but still pointy and angry.

“I think I know that now,” said Victor, looking askance at the cat.

“Come here and pet it,” Henry said, holding the feline out to his friend. “And the next time you decide to make a cat, be sure you declaw it before you add life.”

As I will be going to Sweden from Sep 25th and working my way to London by train by about Oct 10th.

This Canadian would love to do a meetup somewhere in England!

Though currently have nowhere to stay and have no ideas on the hostel situation here.

Leto

As in, only spork the Redwall aspects and leave the rest alone? Maybe?

Due to a coincidence, I now think I may try it in X-com TFTD instead of the generic mad future science setting I'd been originally thinking of.

The resulting cat may not be up to standard specifications, but it will also be able to take a sonic round to the face and keep on advancing.

I have one dog in mind for this. She belongs to one of my younger sisters because I don't really care for pets. I will also include my grandparents' new kitten. Shorty is a mutt, with black and tan fur. The kitten, Precious (my grandmother named her that), is all black. She has been given several different names by my sisters who think she is a menace while I think she is absolutely adorable.

[SUEIFYING IN PROGRESS... COMPLETE]

Like, oh my god, my systar's dog, Shortcake, is just the most precousss thang. she is jus so swt and cudly. Shortcake just luves to take looooong walks wit me and she is larning to tlk.

Precious is so kawaii. She's all black and silky and satiny. she undrstands evrything u say to her and she talks back. She can also use silverwear and napkns.

[REVERSION TO NORMAL... COMPLETE]

Bleeprin...

Must have Bleeprin.

And please forgive me Shortcake and Precious.

I forgot to mention that the title means "and they shall eat food". in Drow.

I can't keep something this disturbing to myself.

That was my immediate thought on seeing that "summary" as well XD

"I must make a cat," said Dr. Frankenstein. "Igor, bring me my spare parts kit."

"Yeth, mathter," said Igor as he wandered off in search of the spare parts kit he had to find.

"And I need a lantern, as well!" Frankenstein shouted at his servant's back.

Several hours later, Igor returned with a large box and a battery power lantern. "I have returned, mathter"

"Excellent. place the kit on the table, please. and hand me the lantern." said the doctor.

several more hours elapsed, and the good doctor looked at his creation. it looked like a cat, but each of its limbs had differently coloured fur, and a small lantern next to its left eye. "excellent. now we need a thunderstorm." He attached several wires to the cat, and then to a large electrical cable. "or, of course, we could simply use the town's power grid." and he flipped the switch. and the world went black.


*how's that?*

There aren't really rules to these things. It's just for fun. {= )

~Neshomeh

Okay. I have two cats, Numair, who is a dark gray tabby, and Maura, who is a light gray "Bleachspot" calico. Numi has white socks, is extremely affectionate, and we think that he was weaned too early, since he has the tendency to attempt to nurse my mothers and my ears. Maura is mostly light gray, with tan patches that look like she got in the way of someone going berserk with a bottle of bleach. She is slightly more aloof than Numi, for the most part, but will occasionally do something incredibly, stupidly affectionate. Since the death of our old queen, Maura's sort of take it upon herself to fill the absurdity vacuum left in the house. She also has the Greebo-esque tendency to try to catch deer...

Now, to CAF it up.

Iv got too kats, Numair (i naimed him after the charri lol!) and Moora. Nummi is silver with black stipes like a tieger, so i call him mie tieger kitteh. he is the sweatest kitteh in teh hole werld, and luvs me teh bestest of nybuddy ever. he has wite socks and will life 4 eva bcuz he is magical liek that.

Moora is a little kittin (shes only 2 yeers old) and she is silver to with pyoor wite patches liek woah. she is my gardian and she is kinda rood to other poepple, but she luves me alot. she is reely brave and will hunt and kill mooses evn!!!11! when our old kat dide, Moora tuke on her sole, so now she is too kats, and the old cat is reely wize and tells me thing like teh tiem she said that there was a fier so i had to go home.

...

I.. I... I think I just threw up a little....

Ok, then. my cat, Lucy. She has brown fur, and green eyes. she is a very old cat, and we are currently giving her three different medicines. She will jump onto a person's lap in order to be petted. and she is very friendly

*REALITY COMPROMISED. CAF MODE ENGAGED*

my cat lucee is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. she has pure gold fur, and is porbalby a dragon, becus she iz like 500 years old. and shi toks to me. and kills peeple for me. and protects me. did i menshun she haz golden fur? and she can use magic and fly and move things with her mind and stuff. and she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!11!!!!!1!1!!

*CAF MODE DISENGAGED*

I think I'll just disappear for a month or two... I've been making so many verbal gaffes I'm eligible for the vice presidency...

Must it be within the fandom originally used? Because if not, I can already think of something (still fanfic, but in a different fandom) to do with the last one.

If not, well, I'll try something else.

Too much potential for controversy, I think.

Regardless, this fic's existence frickin' hurts.

I distinctly recall the DoWTF skewering one where the Sue paired herself with God.

I know we aren't supposed to spork Bible-based fic, but this had to be shared:
http://www.fanfiction.net/RedwallandBible_Crossovers/344/700/

Ow.