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As in, only spork the Redwall aspects and leave the rest alone? Maybe?

Due to a coincidence, I now think I may try it in X-com TFTD instead of the generic mad future science setting I'd been originally thinking of.

The resulting cat may not be up to standard specifications, but it will also be able to take a sonic round to the face and keep on advancing.

I have one dog in mind for this. She belongs to one of my younger sisters because I don't really care for pets. I will also include my grandparents' new kitten. Shorty is a mutt, with black and tan fur. The kitten, Precious (my grandmother named her that), is all black. She has been given several different names by my sisters who think she is a menace while I think she is absolutely adorable.

[SUEIFYING IN PROGRESS... COMPLETE]

Like, oh my god, my systar's dog, Shortcake, is just the most precousss thang. she is jus so swt and cudly. Shortcake just luves to take looooong walks wit me and she is larning to tlk.

Precious is so kawaii. She's all black and silky and satiny. she undrstands evrything u say to her and she talks back. She can also use silverwear and napkns.

[REVERSION TO NORMAL... COMPLETE]

Bleeprin...

Must have Bleeprin.

And please forgive me Shortcake and Precious.

I forgot to mention that the title means "and they shall eat food". in Drow.

I can't keep something this disturbing to myself.

That was my immediate thought on seeing that "summary" as well XD

"I must make a cat," said Dr. Frankenstein. "Igor, bring me my spare parts kit."

"Yeth, mathter," said Igor as he wandered off in search of the spare parts kit he had to find.

"And I need a lantern, as well!" Frankenstein shouted at his servant's back.

Several hours later, Igor returned with a large box and a battery power lantern. "I have returned, mathter"

"Excellent. place the kit on the table, please. and hand me the lantern." said the doctor.

several more hours elapsed, and the good doctor looked at his creation. it looked like a cat, but each of its limbs had differently coloured fur, and a small lantern next to its left eye. "excellent. now we need a thunderstorm." He attached several wires to the cat, and then to a large electrical cable. "or, of course, we could simply use the town's power grid." and he flipped the switch. and the world went black.


*how's that?*

There aren't really rules to these things. It's just for fun. {= )

~Neshomeh

Okay. I have two cats, Numair, who is a dark gray tabby, and Maura, who is a light gray "Bleachspot" calico. Numi has white socks, is extremely affectionate, and we think that he was weaned too early, since he has the tendency to attempt to nurse my mothers and my ears. Maura is mostly light gray, with tan patches that look like she got in the way of someone going berserk with a bottle of bleach. She is slightly more aloof than Numi, for the most part, but will occasionally do something incredibly, stupidly affectionate. Since the death of our old queen, Maura's sort of take it upon herself to fill the absurdity vacuum left in the house. She also has the Greebo-esque tendency to try to catch deer...

Now, to CAF it up.

Iv got too kats, Numair (i naimed him after the charri lol!) and Moora. Nummi is silver with black stipes like a tieger, so i call him mie tieger kitteh. he is the sweatest kitteh in teh hole werld, and luvs me teh bestest of nybuddy ever. he has wite socks and will life 4 eva bcuz he is magical liek that.

Moora is a little kittin (shes only 2 yeers old) and she is silver to with pyoor wite patches liek woah. she is my gardian and she is kinda rood to other poepple, but she luves me alot. she is reely brave and will hunt and kill mooses evn!!!11! when our old kat dide, Moora tuke on her sole, so now she is too kats, and the old cat is reely wize and tells me thing like teh tiem she said that there was a fier so i had to go home.

...

I.. I... I think I just threw up a little....

Ok, then. my cat, Lucy. She has brown fur, and green eyes. she is a very old cat, and we are currently giving her three different medicines. She will jump onto a person's lap in order to be petted. and she is very friendly

*REALITY COMPROMISED. CAF MODE ENGAGED*

my cat lucee is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. she has pure gold fur, and is porbalby a dragon, becus she iz like 500 years old. and shi toks to me. and kills peeple for me. and protects me. did i menshun she haz golden fur? and she can use magic and fly and move things with her mind and stuff. and she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!11!!!!!1!1!!

*CAF MODE DISENGAGED*

I think I'll just disappear for a month or two... I've been making so many verbal gaffes I'm eligible for the vice presidency...

Must it be within the fandom originally used? Because if not, I can already think of something (still fanfic, but in a different fandom) to do with the last one.

If not, well, I'll try something else.

Too much potential for controversy, I think.

Regardless, this fic's existence frickin' hurts.

I distinctly recall the DoWTF skewering one where the Sue paired herself with God.

I know we aren't supposed to spork Bible-based fic, but this had to be shared:
http://www.fanfiction.net/RedwallandBible_Crossovers/344/700/

Ow.

Here's the tiberium twilight trailer: http://pc.gamespy.com/dor/objects/3684/command-conquer-4/videos/comand4trlrevealtrailer_72709.html

Gas masks would protect sometimes, although really the best way to protect people would be to move them away from tiberium fields.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure the tacitus is more than just a giant data storage device. The massive capacity for explosion it apparently possesses would seem to indicate it is a power source or suchlike.

As for the forgotten, i'm pretty sure it's more accurate to say Tratos had success at cracking the tacitus raipidly, and he died. After the Down With Food and Air* riots, they probably left the area they'd been living in to avoid that ever happening again.

*Not the actual name

1. The Road to Lothlorien by KounetsuDeb
With orcs behind them and the maze of forests ahead of them, the fellowship could use a guide. Luckly Haldir is there to guide their way, unless he's too distracted by the green-eyed wizard among them. boyboy implied.

Boromir shook his head. "Orcs behind, the Witch of Lothlorien ahead... we could use a guide, Aragorn."

Aragorn looked uncomfortable. "I am myself uncertain what course to take," he said. "The last time I was here... it wasn't quite so, well..."

"Maze-like?" Gimli suggested. "For all Elves are strange creatures, I wouldn't expect them to sculpt their whole forest into a labyrinth. Crazy lot."

Ahead, Legolas stiffened. "You speak of the Lady of the Golden Wood," he reprimanded the dwarf. "Show a little respect."

"I have to agree with Gimli," Boromir put in. "The maze is a bit much."

Suddenly a voice called out from the single tree they were passing. Legolas smirked, and Aragorn let out a chuckle. "What?" Gimli demanded. "What did he say? I know Elvish speech when I hear it."

It was Frodo who answered. "I make it 'We may be crazy, but at least we're not lost,'" he said.

Gimli scowled at the tree. "Come down here and say that, Elf," he snapped. "My axe will-"

"Be useless, I rather suspect," Aragorn interrupted. "I recognise your voice, Haldir of the Galadhrim. Come down and make our acquaintance."

"What need have I of acquaintance, when I already know who you are?" Haldir said, dropping lightly to the floor. "Nine left Rivendell, and nine have come... uh." He stopped, blinked, and stared at the ninth member of the party. "Who is that, and why is he glaring at me?"

Aragorn glanced over his shoulder. "Oh, him. We found him in Hollin -- it was very strange. Mithrandir called him a wizard, but he doesn't seem to speak Westron."

"Or Sindarin, or Quenya, or Rohirric, or Adunaic, or the Black Speech," Sam muttered. "Or Telerin, Silvan, any of the tongues of the Avari-"

"Yes, thank you, Samwise," Aragorn cut him off. "He seems to be rather jealous of Elves in general, though -- practically green-eyed with envy."

"Does he have a name?" Haldir asked, still watching the 'wizard' cautiously. Merry sniggered.

"We don't know," the Hobbit said. "We just call him Boybo-"

"Haldir," Aragorn cut in, trying to get the border guard's attention. "Can you please help us make sense of this maze?"

"... what? Oh. Right." The elf shook his head and turned back to the Ranger. "You're too far from Caras Galadhon to get there tonight, so if you'll come with me, there's some flets you can rest on..."

Fellow PPC'ers of that Sceptred Isle (TM).

I'm heading over to the UK for work next weekend for five weeks or so (more correctly, three weeks of work then two weeks holiday), during which I will be initially in Winchester, and then roaming around, but in the general vicinity of London/the south-east.

Realising it's short notice, but anyone interested in a mini-Gathering of sorts? I'll be in the UK from 21 Sept to 26 October all up, and on holiday from 9 October onwards.

I've never been to Oxford (unless driving past it on a motorway ten years ago with my parents counts), and given its status as both the home of Professor T and the scene of prior gatherings, may I suggest it as a possible venue?

Elcalion, internationally bound.

At the moment I have three cats: Selina, who is fat and black, and Pepper and Bentley (I was trying for Adam, but when mum offered Bentley instead I leapt on it) who are siblings. Pepper is torteshell and Bentley is black and white, but both of them have white socks and bibs. Selina's lazy, and has been on a diet pretty much since we got her, but Pepper and Bentley are as crazy as all kittens are and love sticking their noses in places they shouldn't, trying to eat my hair and using people's legs as scratching posts. Also, none of them know how to miaow: Selina meeps, and the kittens mrr.

But CAFified...

i hav 3 cats that r like my guardien angles. Celii is the oldest, and she is rly big, almost as big as a dog, and dark black lik my soul and since her son died protecting me form an evil monster she's been lik so depressedd but she still comes to sav me when I need her

Peregrin (I named her after the hobit!11) and Bently are kittens and r so kawii! Peregrin is red and black, like flames, and bently is all black with white around his face that makes :3, but both of them have white socks. They run arund all the time and let me now if theirs danger ahed. They are brother and sister and they share thier power together! I saved them from a men person who was abuzing them becoz I don't like 2 see anyone being hurt (see my history for more details!!)

They all spek to me, but it's in a speshil code that no1 undrstands so that noone can over here us!

-ission out of it, really. Besides, it's been made recently enough that there's still the risk of it being updated while the mission's being written or even after it's done.

I was inspired by Kitsune's thread, so don't let this distract from it.

For those who may not know, Fill the Plothole is a traditional PPC game in which someone (in this case, me) looks over the Pit of Voles for some juicy-looking summaries and posts them here, whereupon anyone who wants to writes a short story based solely on the summary. These shorts can be silly or serious, involve agents or not, as the writer sees fit. Also, as these are not missions, anyone may participate.

So! Without further ado, I give you some juicy-looking summaries:

1. The Road to Lothlorien by KounetsuDeb
With orcs behind them and the maze of forests ahead of them, the fellowship could use a guide. Luckly Haldir is there to guide their way, unless he's too distracted by the green-eyed wizard among them. boyboy implied.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Published: 9-12-09 - Harry P. & Haldir - Complete

2. A girl for a Phantom by tatizbunny
A girl mysteriously appears at the Opera Populaire. What she does not knows is that someone is observing her every move, and THAT someone will change her life forever.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Published: 9-12-09

3. Heartlessness Destroyed by Dhampire Hunter
Is it possible for Severus Snape to have a heart? Duh! Severitus. Slightly better summery inside Slytherin!Harry Vampire!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Published: 9-12-09 - Harry P. & Severus S.

4. Dark Reflection: Rescue me from Reality by Shattered Star reviews
When Princess Angel breaks a mirror in a haunted castle, her dark reflection comes to life. Facing Shadow the Witch, she becomes her own worst enemy. Unless she puts the missing pieces back together in time, she'll fade away forever. Email me for more!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-09 - Complete

5. Make a Cat! by kittycat789
Please help me make a cat!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 9-12-09

That'll do for now. As to that last one... I don't even know. O.o

~Neshomeh