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A lot of people do that, myself included. One Pit author, warrior4, actually writes a Redwall TV show (starring the fursonas of major authors, myself included) devoted to Sueslaying.

I notice Derik forgot to check his pockets. That's a habit he needs to learn.

GODS, I love that song!

...called "SueSlayers" or something like that, which is a lot like the PPC, except they don't compile charge lists- they just grab the Sue and kick her arse. Oh, and the things they kill are ultra-exaggerated Sue parodies created specifically for the story. It's quite funny.

I've been rather... absent from the Board of late. I tend to forget to check it. :p

It's good to see you around, by the way. It seems like it's been a while.

~Neshomeh

I didn't see this until now. It's great. I really like Derik. And the kender's kinda funny too.

As I said on the LJ, I'll download the songs as soon as I've got a computer with sound, and maybe once I've actually done some PPC missions. Should point out, though, that the links seem to be broken. I also forgot to suggest a couple, but ah well. Maybe next time someone tries one of these.

But no, the PPC is not alone in the fight against Mary Sues. In fact, many of the authors in the Redwall section of the Pit (myself, Lycaenion, and sometimes Laburnum) have banded together on a few occasions to kick ass and kill Mary Sues.

Ha, when you said "train wreck" you meant literally. Man, did I chuckle when I realized that.

But now to more important things--Calvin and Hobbes.

You know, I'm surprised Hobbes didn't fall for Chic at first sight. I mean, the way he talks about Suzie sometimes...he's a bit of a perv. He's probably really craving some tigress right about now.

Though, admittedly, if we were picking things to be sacred, I wouldn't choose GalaxyQuest.

It's very good, and funny, and most of all - memorable. :)

I was able to download the songs, but I had to mess with the download URLs to do it. You should probably fix them. Anyway, I'll listen ASAP. A lot of it isn't my usual, but you never know. {= )

Does this mix have a title?

~Neshomeh

1. Tevmekian Love » by Leftywrite reviews
   Alexander Dane has an old girlfriend-like as in a Galaxy Quest fic. haha, i LOVE ALAN RICKMAN!! er, yeah. read!
   Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-22-03 - Published: 2-18-03
   
   My comment: Hit it with a rock, then eat it!
   
   2. Then Fall Hobbes » by Jhomeboy reviews
   FINAL CHAPTER UP! Hobbes, having been replaced by the new tiger, seems to have won his place back in Calvin's life. What happens when Chic returns and with a vengence.
   Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-19-02 - Published: 8-20-02"
   
   My comment: Is. Nothing. SACRED!?
   
   And while we're at it, check out this train wreck of an OC.

I just found this gem of a fanfic. Apparently the PPC are not the only ones to recognise Mary Sues for the threat they are.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/536905/1/NineMenAndALittle_Lady

http://community.livejournal.com/the_ppc/50190.html

Thanks to everyone who suggested songs for it way back. I tried to get them all in.

Viva Las Suckas

A troll causes slapstick and out-of-character stupidity among the A-Team. Agent Tasmin has a brief love affair (of sorts) with a lamppost.

Kill squeaky traumatized pwecious little "Marina" in the most inventive, satisfying way possible, and whack the Canons with both the Canon and a hefty Oxford English Dictionary, as well as Strunk and White's Elements of Style (I think that's what it is, it's currently 5:16 in the morning where I am, so my brain is a little... off), and the Writer's Manual that an old English Teacher gave me (and my Agent(s)...) until they go back to themselves.

It's like my little sister said when I tried to explain how to tell if it was a replacement Sue in the Twilight Continuum. "So, if she's so out of character that I ACTUALLY WOULD PREFER THE ORIGINAL, then she's a Sue?"

The same can be said for the very Canon of this Canon...

Sorry if that rambled. Again, it's either really, really, really late, or really, really, really early where I am.

The origional subject line (before my comp ate it) was How are you going to revert the fic back to normalcy?

Normally I whack it with the source material, but since the actual material is a bad fic mix of a bunch of good stories, what are you going to do?

I would be tempted to grab all the origional stuff and whack it with that. But that is just me.

More like blazing stupidity. But both Meip and I know the Canon, so... Yeah. And, sadly, actually LIKE the Canon. As fluff, you know? Between Ethnomusicology textbooks, Herman Melville, and Gaelic practice, sometimes you need a little mindless reading... And that's just on my end.

Rose is going to venture into a Eragon badfic? You poor brave bastard. Good luck.