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Pick your choice, jut don't take my Agents.
Well, I'm into several SF and fantasy fandoms (Star, fantasy books), and in some TV shows like House or Numb3rs. And RPF about U2.
My Agents (Whatever, South and Krisprolls) are androids whose personalities are based on my idea of what the personalities of three real-world Norwegian tall ships (respectively Statsraad Lehmkuhl, Sorlandet and Christian Radich) would be like had they been sentient.

I feel a lot better now that I can protect myself!

So, what fandoms do you guys camp out in?

(Writing from a different computer.)
Welcome! Here's a battleaxe from the Raven Armory. It's useful against Sues.

*Presents*

Welcome to the PPC - may you kill many Sues with inordinately large weapons.

Hi! My name's Lucy, or any derivation you can get off of moonchild, or if you're feeling random, the color yes (which actually has the best story). I stumbled across this community 'cause... well, 'cause IndeMaat happened across one of my stories, reviewed it, and then I (sneakily, yes, I know) followed it to her profile and then was sucked into her Torchwood PPC files... Anyway, I've been looking around, as I a while ago wanted to get into something like this, but I really like that other people have thought of it! Down with the Sues! Anyway, I just said anyway twice in a row, didn't I? Well, I'd better stop that, I can think of synonyms for it, and I have access to multiple thesauruses, and... I should stop rambling, shouldn't I?

Okay, I'll tell you a bit more about me, how 'bout? I started out, fandom wise, in Harry Potter, then progressed to Pirates of the Caribbean, and only last summer progressed even further to Doctor Who/Torchwood, where I now reside (with my fanfiction, anyway). However, I'd love to get back into Harry Potter/Pirates, but I'm thinking my best way in at the moment is through PPC. On LotR -- as I'm sure you'll all ask -- I've only seen the movies. (*cringes in fear of attack*) I do, however, have a hardback copy of the trilogy on my shelf and was trying to work my way through it before I got distracted by... probably school. Umm... I have a cat, two geckos, and a fish. Also a little brother, some crazy friends, and tendency to spell things the British way even though I am 100% American. You could tell by my Philly accent, but accents don't exactly translate onto paper very well...

I believe that's it. That was a bit lengthy of an introduction, but I do have a tendency to ramble... Now, off to work on the characters I'm planning...

in the nine hells are you?

GDI's always seemed morally excellent. Yes, General Solomon seemed sinister in Tiberian Sun's Nod campaign. Yes, Boyle was a MORON. But GDI itself? Nah. They just don't have all the information like Kane does.

And Kane didn't exactly spend Tiberium Wars saving the world from the Scrin. After all, he LURED them to Earth.

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Oh I’m an HP agent at the PPC
Reading off a charge list brings me glee
Love and hate what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

I’m crazy flowing over with ideas
A thousand ways to slay a Suethor so sincere
Love and hate what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

And the badfics that you post so frequently
They stink, so ditch the ‘you’ll love it!’ guarantee
Yes, I’ll spork them all, dear writer
And I’ll do so with glee, ‘cause
How I love to hate Sues
I love to hate Sues
I love to hate Sues
I love to hate Sues

Oh you really still expect us all to squee
Because your Buffy rip-off is lovely
Sorry you what a shameful situation
Sending shivers up and down my spine

For every double-O C who appears
My sense of hesitation disappears
Sending shivers make me quiver
Feel it sliver up and down my spine

It's not so much that he forgot to do it as that he doesn't know he needs to. He will learn eventually. The question is, how many things will he find missing at critical moments in the meantime? *eg*

~Neshomeh

A lot of people do that, myself included. One Pit author, warrior4, actually writes a Redwall TV show (starring the fursonas of major authors, myself included) devoted to Sueslaying.

I notice Derik forgot to check his pockets. That's a habit he needs to learn.

GODS, I love that song!

...called "SueSlayers" or something like that, which is a lot like the PPC, except they don't compile charge lists- they just grab the Sue and kick her arse. Oh, and the things they kill are ultra-exaggerated Sue parodies created specifically for the story. It's quite funny.

I've been rather... absent from the Board of late. I tend to forget to check it. :p

It's good to see you around, by the way. It seems like it's been a while.

~Neshomeh

I didn't see this until now. It's great. I really like Derik. And the kender's kinda funny too.

As I said on the LJ, I'll download the songs as soon as I've got a computer with sound, and maybe once I've actually done some PPC missions. Should point out, though, that the links seem to be broken. I also forgot to suggest a couple, but ah well. Maybe next time someone tries one of these.

But no, the PPC is not alone in the fight against Mary Sues. In fact, many of the authors in the Redwall section of the Pit (myself, Lycaenion, and sometimes Laburnum) have banded together on a few occasions to kick ass and kill Mary Sues.

Ha, when you said "train wreck" you meant literally. Man, did I chuckle when I realized that.

But now to more important things--Calvin and Hobbes.

You know, I'm surprised Hobbes didn't fall for Chic at first sight. I mean, the way he talks about Suzie sometimes...he's a bit of a perv. He's probably really craving some tigress right about now.