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It seems more like a directed effort to screw up the board than an effort to make any sort of point, or for that matter sale.

I wonder what we did to attract them this time. Ah well, at least this one's speaking English. Want some popcorn? *holds out mega tub of buttery popcorn*

Looks like we've hit Spam City again... I guess we'll hole up here a while.

hS

Woot! A Spambot! Time to fight fire with fire!

*Unleashes the herd of Ypurs*

Go my pretties, kill, kill!
By the way, Ypurs have been fully tamed. Now available in the colours the Sues cannot see: Dusty Blue, Ordinary Red, Vomit Green and Somesorta Yellow.
Ypurs are avilable for whoever needs them. Considering they're resilient to magic and standard methods of killing (Swords, arrows, Bottomless Pits) you may as well use them to kill Sues.
I'll be darned if I'm the one who rounds them up though. You use them, you're putting 'em back.

I have a feeling Marsha's going to fit in just fine in HQ. Excellent work to all three of you, and congratulations to Marsha for her first field mission!

How many things have you signed up for to recieve e-mail alerts? My brother gets his spam box twice as full as that because he's signed up for a million things online. I keep a different e-mail account for such things.

*watches the spam shrivel up and DIE*

Trojie and Pads have another short and sweet mission in Arda. Well, for a given value of sweet, anyway. They are assisted by Trojie's adopted daughter, Marsha.

http://agenttrojie.livejournal.com/106423.html

Those of you who are squeamish about these things needn't worry; we exorcised before Gollum got anything in his mouth. Still probably not entirely work-safe though, as ever.

Spam must Burn! BurnBurnBurnBurnBurnBurn!

I just like watching it BURN!

::hums Monty Python's Spam song::

Yeesh, if I had that much spam arrive my account would probably just explode!

That's not that scary; gmail accounts tend to accumulate that sort of spam in the spam folder just because the spammers try every variation possible.

If it was in the inbox I'd definitely feel for you, though.


The names for 'who' sent it can give you good ideas for character names and stuff, though.

I believe tango is used in the original Rainbow Six, if that helps any.

It probably wouldn't work. Even if you stopped them from being rescued, they are still sues. Sexually attractive out of character canons will probably keep coming out of the woodwork to save the day until the sue meets his/her true wuv.

that Tamiflu cannot be given to children and that there is no proof that it does ANYTHING to swine flu, right, Mr. Spambot?

On the plus side, it couldn't do any links. FAIL.

is that one day a good e-mail might slip into the junk folder and get deleted. That's why I always check.

And ow, I feel your pain. I once lost about two thousand e-mails when I didn't sign into Hotmail after thirty days and they got deleted. Spam and all and a few PPC contacts that I'll likely never find again.

I'm going to start deleting spam threads if this continues, so don't be too alarmed if threads disappear.

Lovely spam! Wonderful spam spam spam spam...

Dinnertime, Cthulhu, my little ferrety! Just like we practiced! Yum yum! *releases spambotivorous white ferret*