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I don't exactly see why they'd be unpopular if they're useful. Isn't it usually the dead un-useful things that are crazy popular? *shrug* Well, thanks anyway!

I lost mine AEONS ago. Which is really saying something, as I'm not that old.

However, on the links, I have stumbled across quite a few of them. The Wiki I've looked at and I'm working my way through the Original Series and then I suppose I'll move on from there, your other links look good!

And I would just like to inform you, for future reference, I'm pretty sure I don't taste very good. Or, at least, I didn't when I was littler and I knew.

Those sound quite useful; I'm building up a rather nice arsenal for when the Sues -- and the Suethors -- decide to come after me. I will take very good care of them, I promise! And you can hold me to that promise! ... unless I get my hands on too much sugar, as might happen tomorrow...

Thank you! I am now forever protected from the glitter! I feel so loved and welcomed, with all these gifts... And that is a quite ingenious invention, if I do say so myself. I utterly despise glitter actually. Real life, too. It gets EVERYWHERe.

Does it have any mystical properties or just the fact that it's mystical?

That's a good question. Are they allowed to be based in a TARDIS if they're not always going into Doctor Who/Torchwood? 'Cause I'm highly tempted to stick around Harry Potter for a while, maybe just to get my bearings? I'd love to return to the fandom, but it's a bit... well, I've frankly run out of inspiration for writing anything there.

I really like the idea, quite original. Well, at least what I've seen of them. And androids -- does that mean they're less likely to, I dunno, die on a mission or something? Is it more work than it's worth? It seems like it would be to me, unless they're amazingly crafted androids or something...

That's definitely quite a bit more than I'd be willing to take care of, I wouldn't really trust myself in anything I don't know really well... which at the moment is limited to three (unless you count Torchwood and Doctor Who separately) fandoms...

A glow-in-the-dark spork?! WOW! Cool! And yup, from right outside the city, actually! How are you liking it?

LACK OF proofreading is inexcusable. I hate it when I hit "post" rather than "preveiw", and illustrate my own point...

This might actually be a case of Transcription Error. The Suethor might have written that part of the story by hand (in the back of mom's minivan while on a long trip, say?) and then given it to Big Sister to type up while she was, oh, let's say taking a shower to get ready for the first day of middleschool. And her handwriting was so abysmal that Big Sis honestly thought that "Sirius" was "Sinus".

This is why I've stopped letting anyone try to read my writing while it's still in handwritten form. My "t"s look rather more like "d"s... And I can honestly see how "ri" can look like "n"....

Still, proofreading is inexcusable.

Very useful yet remarkably unpopular ;)

I see Ansela's already given you The Links, so I can't beat her to it. Ah, well. Nice to meet you!

Well, as the college that I'm currently attending uses Evaluations rather than letter or number grades, I could REALLY USE a GREAT EVAL after the Instructor of Great Evil tried to sabotage me last quarter because she didn't like my art style... *sigh*

Anyway, yes. The Kbifem can do that, too.

I mostly take care of the fandoms of Tamora Pierce-Tortall moslty-, Harry Potter, and Redwall. But I can work with the "Shrek", The Princess Diaries, Alex Rider, and LotR fandoms in a pinch, if necessary.

...is that someone wasn't paying enough attention when they ran the spellchecker over. (No, 'Change All' is not a good option).

You sound interesting. I won't eat you... yet.

I come bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

The best thing to do if GREAT EVIL is ever after you, is to use bad spelling against it so that instead you have GREAT EVAL after you. I'm sure you'll be able to at least survive being evaluated.

Here, have an amulet of ooze-riding which I've revamped into an anti-glitter shield.

It used to make it so that any ooze creature which tried to get at you would simply flow around you, making it so that you could stand in the middle of an ooze creature with no ill effect, now it'll do the same thing to glitter based attacks and effects!

Quite useful when fighting sues and/or the fae.

Welcome to the board, miss! (My agent(s) are having the irresistible urge to call you MoChi... But maybe that's because they're craving icecream at the moment...)

Anyway, welcome to he board! Her's a Pidgin and a Kbifem! Pidgins (they look like Pigeons, except black, leathery, and covered in Silver Script, which is like Purple Prose, only it's the way that thirteen-year-old girls excuse bad spelling with "But it's so pretty!") are good for sorting out when Suethors throw random non-english into a fic, while Kbifems (Basically like a bowie knife with a highly scripted M cut out of the meat of the blade) are very good for killing Suethor Spelling. Beware, though! if either falls into the wrong hands, GREAT EVIL can befall you...

Anyway, yes, welcome to the board!

How the hell does Sirius become Sinus? Honestly. This is the internet; bad handwriting shouldn't be affecting us.

Nice to meet you! Here, have a glow-in-the-dark spork *hands it over* Good for stabbing Sues (or eating icecream with). Did you say that you're a Philadelphian? In that case, I'll say another 'hello!' 'cause I've just moved there :D

Hi! Take this mystical pocket lint.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I meant sf fandoms, especially franchises whose name starts with Star*** (Wars, Trek, gate).