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Though, admittedly, if we were picking things to be sacred, I wouldn't choose GalaxyQuest.

It's very good, and funny, and most of all - memorable. :)

I was able to download the songs, but I had to mess with the download URLs to do it. You should probably fix them. Anyway, I'll listen ASAP. A lot of it isn't my usual, but you never know. {= )

Does this mix have a title?

~Neshomeh

1. Tevmekian Love » by Leftywrite reviews
   Alexander Dane has an old girlfriend-like as in a Galaxy Quest fic. haha, i LOVE ALAN RICKMAN!! er, yeah. read!
   Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-22-03 - Published: 2-18-03
   
   My comment: Hit it with a rock, then eat it!
   
   2. Then Fall Hobbes » by Jhomeboy reviews
   FINAL CHAPTER UP! Hobbes, having been replaced by the new tiger, seems to have won his place back in Calvin's life. What happens when Chic returns and with a vengence.
   Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-19-02 - Published: 8-20-02"
   
   My comment: Is. Nothing. SACRED!?
   
   And while we're at it, check out this train wreck of an OC.

I just found this gem of a fanfic. Apparently the PPC are not the only ones to recognise Mary Sues for the threat they are.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/536905/1/NineMenAndALittle_Lady

http://community.livejournal.com/the_ppc/50190.html

Thanks to everyone who suggested songs for it way back. I tried to get them all in.

Viva Las Suckas

A troll causes slapstick and out-of-character stupidity among the A-Team. Agent Tasmin has a brief love affair (of sorts) with a lamppost.

Kill squeaky traumatized pwecious little "Marina" in the most inventive, satisfying way possible, and whack the Canons with both the Canon and a hefty Oxford English Dictionary, as well as Strunk and White's Elements of Style (I think that's what it is, it's currently 5:16 in the morning where I am, so my brain is a little... off), and the Writer's Manual that an old English Teacher gave me (and my Agent(s)...) until they go back to themselves.

It's like my little sister said when I tried to explain how to tell if it was a replacement Sue in the Twilight Continuum. "So, if she's so out of character that I ACTUALLY WOULD PREFER THE ORIGINAL, then she's a Sue?"

The same can be said for the very Canon of this Canon...

Sorry if that rambled. Again, it's either really, really, really late, or really, really, really early where I am.

The origional subject line (before my comp ate it) was How are you going to revert the fic back to normalcy?

Normally I whack it with the source material, but since the actual material is a bad fic mix of a bunch of good stories, what are you going to do?

I would be tempted to grab all the origional stuff and whack it with that. But that is just me.

More like blazing stupidity. But both Meip and I know the Canon, so... Yeah. And, sadly, actually LIKE the Canon. As fluff, you know? Between Ethnomusicology textbooks, Herman Melville, and Gaelic practice, sometimes you need a little mindless reading... And that's just on my end.

Rose is going to venture into a Eragon badfic? You poor brave bastard. Good luck.

What's "Musée des Univers Perdus"?

It should go to the wiki. I love the idea.

After reading the first sentence to miss Meip, Agents Rose/Ross and Meip are willing to take on this travesty. Might give us a break from Tortallverse.

So yeah. *claims*

web of secrets » by silent star of the night reviews
I don’t need a babysitter. I’m capable of handling myself. She said. Your just wasting his skills and mine. She said. Murtagh was trying desperately not to laugh at her reaction and how stubborn she was being.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,669 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 7-23-07

My comment: An abysmal canon, and I'm looking forward to the day it goes to the Musée des Univers Perdus, but it's still a plot continuum and therefore the PPC's duty to protect it.

GDI is somewhat morally dubious aside from the whole "Saving the human race from getting turned into crystal" thing. Also, Kane spent the entire third game saving the human race from aliens and apparently got a tiberium remote control out of the Tacitus prior to the fourth game.

Your story sounds a lot like one of my others. I've got a Command & Conquer fic where the main character works for the Brotherhood of Nod as one of Kane's best soldiers, but her brother works for GDI, the opposite side. Essentially, Nod are the bad guys but no-one really knows what Kane is up to (even his own forces) and she is devoted in her belief of Kane. Therefore, I protray GDI as the bad guys (what pushed her to joining Nod in the first place).

Some Links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kane(Command%26Conquer)
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrotherhoodofNod">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrotherhoodofNod
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GlobalDefenseInitiative">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GlobalDefense_Initiative

It really seems that cure synthesis should have been the highest priority. Maybe the area it had to be done in was overrun, though one would think that would be mentioned.

Ah, good idea. Perhaps a book on grammar and style as well...

His partner also has a plan that involves *is gagged to prevent disclosing things* *glares*

Mmmphmph mmmphnnphmph.