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Dragaera fanfic. Yes, there is badfic in there. Mary Sues, slash and pointless crackfic. Agent South is going to be SO happy.
Here. http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Dragaera/
I put the link to all of them, even though there might actually be goodfic. Not likely, though.

ps: South is already going WTF right now. Before sporking it...

Bleeprin being given to Elrond in TOS to erase the memories of molesting a Loli!Arwen!Sue... So I don't see why there should be any objection on the front of Bleepsinth... *shrug* just my thoughts...

Jenni would name him after someone she respects as a character and a human being, but also after something comprised of two parts that abhor each other and should never have naturally combined into one person. She'd call him Henry after the doctor of Jekyll fame.

~Neshomeh

Warriors and Pokémon? What? I… My head asplode

Me, too. I can only imagine it will be difficult being that kid under even the best possible circumstances, let alone in the PPC.

~Neshomeh

Alan seems too obvious and strikes me as a boring name anyway; Tobias just wouldn't do, and James is right out. I considered Ranus, which was an actual name in my family, but the teasing would be too awful. I'll have to think hard about what Jenni would do.

~Neshomeh

Welcome to the insanity. :D

Have a graduated cylinder, and I'm very pleased to have a fellow BSG PPCer onboard to spork those (you know of which I speak) fics. :D

My brain is bleeding. There are six of them and from what I can tell only Water Types and Warrior Codes has any sort of even vague chance of becoming a decent fic. The rest just make me want to lose my mind. The one I find the worst is pok'e warriors. I totally forgot how to do links, but they are all on fanfiction.net.

I think I've got an enchanted rubix cube though, that if you throw it at somebody they'll be compelled to try and solve it before doing anything else.

It's... somewhere in this mess... Ummm... Let me get back to you on that. Or you could help?

*stack of pizza boxes falls over*

The spell is "Accio Bleepsinthe."

I hope they have many happy years together as a family :)

You're welcome to the baby. We couldn't think of a name for it anyway, so it makes life easier. Trojie and Pads have only collected three though, and two of them aren't technically orphans since they're sons of Sirius Black.

Thank heavens for the Nursery!

Oscar and Iza. But Trojie and Pads, too, because they do seem to collect orphans. But anyway, same question.

~Neshomeh, distracted by Alton Brown.

I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to feed canon characters things that shouldn't exist anywhere, let alone in their canon. ^_~

~Neshomeh

But, what's a delicate conclusion?

And, speaking of the Nursery, were Trojie and Pads adopting Harry and Snape's son? Because if not, Jenni seems intent on doing so. You know that feeling when a character is nudging the back of your brain? {= p Maybe there's an interlude in it, if you'd like to co-write a little visit to FicPsych sometime in the future...?

~Neshomeh

You get a copy of it and try and read it aloud with a straight face. If you're feeling really confident try it with a high pitched helium voice or while really drunk :D
None of us have ever lasted more then a couple of pages at best!

I would suggest Bleepsinthe. It seems to be fairly effective.

The Eye of Argon challenge? How does that one work then?

I've never heard of readings, but they sound like fun. I didn't know there were Badfic drinking games, either. Too bad I live across the sea in a quaint little place called the U.S.

I'm sure Medical mind-altering drugs. Might need a bit of therapy, as well...

http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/text.html

That's The Gonterman Shrine, and it should have more than enough of his creepy writing to sate any Gathering's palate.

How would one go about neuralyzing a character who, in this particular version of canon, may or may not actually have eyes? Said character will need urgent treatment for two bullet wounds to the spine acquired at point-blank range and possible infection brought on by some charlatan Sue's "healing" of such, so is it possible that Medical would be able to neuralyze him? Without taking his mask off? Perhaps intravenously?

Sounds fun, I've done a badfic reading before but we all played the Mary Sue Drinking Game! Some time later we also attempted the Eye of Argon challenge... *shudders*