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But not against mental attacks.

You'll have to find somebody else to help you properly.

Bring whatever you like, I'm not fussy. And the only badfics I know of tend to be horribly smutty, so best if I don't pick, I think.

Welcome to the PPC! Have a complimentary walnut! *offers bowl*

And I assure you, comrade, any fight against badfic is invaluable and appreciated, especially by our poor, tortured, mutilated canon. Have a Bag of Shiny Things!

Huzzah! Horrible Narnia smut that isn't slash! Trojie and I won't have to have anything to do with - wait.

There's no Sue in it, is there?

That means it goes to Bad Het. Whose only known agents are written by, er, us. Bollocks.

*hands over a bottle of bleepka*
I don't blame you. I just about smashed the computer in when I read the summary of the last one. Darn you, fanbrats! Don't ruin one of my favorite childhood book series!

Welcome to another Sue-bashing community, filled with those insane enough to try to rid the world entirely of badfic! (Well, we make a big dent at least.)
Anyhoo, here's a dagger from the Raven Armory and five bottles of bleeptol-dismol for joining.
:D
Good luck with the Sues!

1. Day Becomes Night At Hogwarts » by Aka-Chan reviews
   HP/SM cross over. It's the last year of Hogwarts for Harry and his friends, and there's a new transfer student from Japan, and a new evil is brewing at Hogwarts.
   Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 6-17-03
   
   My comment: What in Riddle's current whereabouts have you done with Ron?
   
   2. Harry Potter the Death Eater » by Spike's Girl reviews
   Harry Potter has turned sides and is now a death eater, while Ron has become an auror. And that makes Draco... a death eater?
   Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 3-25-03 - Published: 3-10-02 - Harry P. & Ron W.
   
   My comment: Harry James Potter and Tom Marvolo Riddle, on the same side? When jarveys floss!
   
   3. remember by mysticguardian reviews
   story from my fave fantasy series, Dragon Keeper.i don't own the characters but all of the books so far. summary inside.
   Dragon Keepers Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete
   My comment: Uh, what happened to Penn? And what's with the Block Paragraphs of Doom?
   
   4. Not Wrong WickedLovely43
   Peter and Susan are brother and sister yes...but they also love each other above all others except their unborn child. Susan is just now coming to blows about bearing their child. All other chapters will contain smut. M for reason, incest. Susan/Peter.
   Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Published: 8-17-09 - Peter Pevensie & Susan Pevensie
   
   My comment: Insert Narnian expletives here.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

wish I could join you guys, sounds like alot of fun. Will travel out of the London area if that is more convenient for you guys (what is a 50 ish Euro after a couple thousand already spent?)

You guys have fun!

Leto

for the last month or so. It spawned a fic in my brain. Which spawned quite a few more. Fail, Jade, fail.

I thought orc was a word from Middle-Earth's languages. Very well, I suppose others can use it. But mithril is unacceptable and I can't understand why the Tolkien estate hasn't sued. Mithril should at least be under trademark.

*poke* It's a tradition. {= )

Sci-fi Sues, huh? I may have to check that out. Half my fandoms are sci-fi to some degree.

Anyhow, welcome!

~Neshomeh

which I also offered up on the Board to resounding silence. It's official. I'm a cyber-leper.

... on second thoughts, that actually explains a lot.

Cassie suggested we bring badfics for a reading, a la the legolas by laura one. I thought we should ask which ones people think would be good.

I'm okay with pretty much anything as long as anything with strong bad language or sex scenes more detailed than the one in legolas by laura ("and then he raped her and then laura said 'go away you bastard'") won't end up on YouTube because my kid sister might see it, and then I would be in huge trouble. If everyone agrees not to put the squicky bits on YouTube, I'll bring the My Immortal drinking game from TVTropes. I think I'll also bring along the censored version of "Artemis' Lover" and "soulless shell" - they're from less well-known fandoms than Harry Potter, but they bear so little resemblance to their supposed canons that everyone will find them funny anyway.

*/Gollom* That game looks awsome.

They'll deride pretty much anything sci-fi, especially if it's military, as an Aliens ripoff. Especially in video games.

http://community.livejournal.com/scifi_sues/

Link to story/sporkage?

This Scifi Sues thing also on livejournal? Please link.

Just posted a 2000 word review to a 7500 word story. Am incapable of complete sentences now.

According to wiki, Tolkien started the modern depiction of orcs, yes. The name apparently comes from an Old English word for "demon". Have a look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orc

Oh, bugger. Which one's that?

Mithril shouldn't exist in any fandom without a place called Moria. It translates to 'Moria silver'. So why does Oblivion have mithril (which is nowhere near indestructable either)? Same goes for orcs. Weren't the orcs specific to LotR as well (not sure about this one)?

Wrong link. It's the right video, but it's a seperate thing. *sighs*

Here's the right one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOvbv-LkK6w&feature=related *drools*

Page blocked. *swears at ridiculous library censoring system which allows porn through, but not WoW*

However, I'd likely still be more impressed by BioWare's trailer for The Old Republic. Damn, BioWare needs to start making films.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxgDAQB8kFM&feature=fvsr (I'm pretty certain that's the right link. Now YouTube won't load *swears some more*)

I think I've gotten to four months. :P