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They're remarkably unpopular, but that's all right. Welcome! It's nice to meet you. :)

Pick. No, you can't take the Cuauhtemoc, I gave him (he's male) to another newbie last month. A pity, it would have been most appropriate.
Uh, not my Agents either. I still need those freaks.

Me, too.

http://agent-chliever.livejournal.com/3452.html#cutid1

First of all, a big thanks goes to everyone who pointed out that I needed a beta. A Great Unclean One-sized thanks goes to Neshomeh, my beloved Permission Giver, who stepped up to the plate yet again to be that beta.

With the accolades given, I invite the PPC to... um... enjoy my second Starjeffry sporking. As so many of you pointed out I forgot to do last time, I'm warning you, this will not be pretty. Not for small children or decent human beings in general.

Thankfully, that's not us. We're Sue Factory-proclaimed evil, so let's get this party started! Hope you like!

Hello!
I'm new around here but a long time PPC fan. Thought I'd give a wave and hang around a bit and finally join up proper in the fight against canon desecration. So far I’ve been fighting the good fight through the art of sporking over at Deletrius and Scifi Sues (a much smaller sporking community where myself and a friend can poke fun at sues defiling our favoured canons.) My most highly loved canon is the new Battlestar Galactica closely followed by Mass Effect and Stargate.

I understand the first part of that maxim--that's why I have a hard time finding fantasy I like--but I don't know where the second bit comes from. I've read/seen a lot of original sci-fi, and the unoriginal stuff doesn't generally remind me of Alien(s).

~Neshomeh

You're notified when you get a message on your talk page, so I figure maybe that'll get their attention. Since they'll have "You have new messages" stuck on their screen until they check it out.

Though there is that sorta-maxim, "All fantasy is a Lord of the Rings ripoff; all sci-fi is an Aliens ripoff".

...and some as big as your head. And Boromir with a banana-phone.

If it makes you feel better, Trojie's been badgering me to go over one of her docs for, oh, about two months now. Still haven't got round to it.

It's probably my fault. I tempted the Ironic Overpower by commenting on how you're beta-reading for half the Board. Naturally you would then be provided with a million and one things to do after a remark like that. *pats*

~Neshomeh, who figures waiting for edits in the Real World is probably worse.

Wow, I could start my own Armoury to compete with Ansela's at this rate...

Have been getting them, just keep having a million and one things to do. Apologies to Neshomeh too. *hangs head in shame and is a bad, bad beta* Is tomorrow good for you both?

Here's an arsenal of Anti-Lustin Squirt Guns, Guns, Bullets, Rocket Launchers, Bolters, Grenades, C4 Rounds (just in case you also want to destroy the building Luxury/Maeluwien/Fanboys/Fangirls etc. are in), and Chainswords to use as you see fit.

Of course all major cities are so like each other that it isn't even funny. A-M could be New York, or London or Madrid or Paris or Berlin or Washington or any major city. I feel the differences between major cities are much akin to identical twins getting their hair dyed and this is why you will always see something of home in A-M

This is the first I've heard of "Dawn" and "Dusk Daybreak", names that set off several alarm bells in my brain.

Dear me, this "Mirwen Sunrider" seems to be copying a few elements from TOS, like Jay's incessant habit of taking pictures of Rivendell. She also doesn't seem to know that it takes so much more than the average agent's Death Glare to intimidate the SO, not to mention the fact that kingsnakes are completely harmless and haven't the venom in them to make a fruit fly dizzy. *tsk tsk tsk*

*looks at huuuuge collection of food* You lot better help me eat this, I'll never manage it alone.

Oooh, not had corn on the cob for ages... *nomnomnom*

*adds Shiny Knife to collection of dangerous objects*

Are they a-standing in a row?

*tackled* Oooof!

...Mah own otter plushie. :D *huggles it*

Um... what is the correct phrase?

Happy 21st, Cassie!

Have my Shiny Knife and a corn on the cob!