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It got a PPCer to use six punctuation marks. *takes a look*

Holy mother of-

Killing a god of chaos in the second chapter. I'm almost speechless as well. And it got barely more than a page!

I... uhh... couldn't get past the training wheels bit. Never bothered learning past that.

Though I've always thought a mini-...crap, what was her name? Ulua or something?

Mini-Chaos. But Stormwings work. I think my problem is that Stormwings aren't -evil-, really, just... tactless. And vicious. And, yes, a little brutal.

Erm... I'm more into classical, so this probably won't work, but... how about The Witches' Ball? Found at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1QPo6AEHzc&feature=channel_page

I just think it's so intense and lovely, and shows also the elegance of the assassin... ♪

Yeah, sorry, no good at this sort of thing...

I shall have to refer to this guide for anyone wishing to get into tea.

That does seem useful.

Though I giggled at black tea being "strong".

Sorry, it's just that I grew up in Miami. So I'm kinda conditionioned.

...Which, come to think of it, is probably why I kinda just instantly liked tea...

Is that a term similar to purple prose? In other words, overly elaborate speech to cover bad writing?

And... I'm sorry, I don't know. anything about it, so I'm afraid I can't do much.

Dammit, I'm gonna enjoy these once I earn my right! Have fun, everyone! ♥

The Golgothan in the movie is a walking pile of sewage. It makes sense in context.

The misspelled character in that case was "Metatron", the angel who acts as the Voice of God since humans aren't built to survive hearing God actually speak. ("We went through five Adams before we figured that out ...")

Unfortunately, I don't think that posting a review saying "please hurry up and write some more, so I can kill your character in an extremely nasty manner" will have quite the desired response, somehow. Pity :P

Now I'm trying to think of some sort of relativity-appropriate death for her (although in saying that, I'm sure she's going to do much worse than slandering Einstein, sooner or later). Maybe portalling her to the vicinity of a black hole would be fun - she could learn about the process of spaghettification...very briefly, that is. *evil grin*

Oh, and judging by the way she's pushing the 'I'm adopted' line, what are the odds she turns out to be the relative of a canon character sent to our world somehow for reasons of Melodrama?

Or possibly um...spidren? (Sorry, it's been a while since I last read these books, but hopefully you know what I'm talking about). There's not really much to choose between them, so I guess it's whichever one you prefer :D I quite like the idea of mini-Stormwings, myself.

As in the Chaos GOD?!?!?!

There are no words...

I'm a fangirl, to the point of degenerating into loud squeeing and repetitions of a name(s) at times, and I don't write fics where my LOs fall in love with anyone, let alone a Sue.

I do have a disturbing tendency to take my favourite characters and write them in dubiously consensual, or completely non-consensual, slashy situations though.

Sounds like a robot that might be able to get a job in the Medical Department. {= P

~Neshomeh

There's another similar site, MylifeisG.com, which is basically the same premise, if a little more down to earth and mundane. There's a lot of "OMG, the guy I like likes me!" Still, kind of cute, though sometimes the bitterness in me overwhelms it all. I still think FML is still more amusing, though.

My Life is Average (mlia.com) on the other hand, is just plain depressing and utterly boring.

The fic I'm in the process of killing right now is a Tamora Pierce fic of the Tortall universe. I have thus far run into two Minis in it, but... I have no idea what shape they are. There's nothing anywhere that I can find regarding Tortall-Minis, and I was thinking, Mini-Stormwings?

Anyone else familiar with the fandom have any input? Anyone who's previously found a Tortall-Mini here to correct me?

Also, would anyone like a 'Pidgin'? I think they're about the shape of a Pigeon, only black, leathery, and covered in broken spelling and grammar in silver script... And I run into a whole load of them in this fic. So if anyone would like me to grab one for them...

I could try to figure out a way to schlep her back in time and give her Blue Pox if she likes Emelan so much, but... Machete is more to the point. And a trifle more satisfying/definite....

Many, many thanks!

And I intend to at least try to offer some concrit on fics that aren't TOO bad, if I find them.

Now, to go kill that thing very, very dead... Muahahhahaah.... *wanders away*

(I keep thinking you're the Rosie we had on here a couple years ago, sorry)

Anyways, permission is definitely granted. I noticed that you offered concrit on the fic, which is definitely a good thing. Keep up the good work! (that you technically haven't really begun yet, but whatever)

No offense, of course, but it's the sentiment that counts, not the veracity. And anyway, it was jut an example. Most of the stories there are in first person and somewhat more reliable.

Did... they just kill Nurgle? In the SECOND CHAPTER?

I wish that once, just once, that fangirls would write a fanfic about their LO, without having someone fall in love with them. Or maybe they shouldn't write at all. I really hate these uncanonical romance books that mess with the characters. I sorta want to yell at the writers, "Leave the characters alone!"

Briar might not know what it is, though... Never mind. I'll just suggest the machete.