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Specifically:

- Dr. Philip Freedenberg
- Head Nurse Suzine Sachs

I ask input from the Board because neither character was invented by me and their creators aren't around anymore. So, comments? Questions? Objections?

~Neshomeh

You can save and/or print a copy to show around if you want to. I'd prefer if it wasn't posted or printed anywhere else, though. Thanks. {= )

~Neshomeh

Were failed attempts at writing accents.

I don't know the fandom, but it looks like a textbook Sue.

*grin* Great essay, Neshomeh. There's a lot of cool stuff in there. Mind if I save it and re-use? Credited always, of course.

…but I do know that desolé(e) == "sorry".

Oh, and Scorpius' mother and Ron Weasley are ticked off over this NSFW story she faved:

Nirvana » by 66BlueBlood66 reviews
HG/DM smut Almost no story line
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 4-25-08 - - Hermione G./Draco M. - Complete

I've got no problems with that.

Oh, that is truly bad. Freaking apostrophe name! At least the spelling and grammar are good, I suppose, but that's nowhere near enough to save it.

I do think that it's quite funny how she's busy going on about how cliches are bad, though. Irony, much?

Btw, whoever kills her (and good luck to you if it's you :D ) also needs to charge her with Einstein-bashing for calling him an 'idiot-savant' *growls*

But I always associate "The Greatest Show Unearthed" by Creature Feature with the PPC. Whenever I hear it, I envision a group of Agents putting on a grotesque carnival of sorts about what they do. We certainly have access to enough Cursed Fairgrounds.

Also, I third Tank!.

So. While wandering about The Pit, I stumbled upon this:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4838206/1/Desolee

The protagonist is a blatant Sue under the Oh So Average American name of Desole'e Litu'an. She has "Rainbow eyes" and long black hair (that it hurts her to cut, literally), and, oh, the angst, cannot speak.

And, for once, I am annoyed that there isn't more to the story, because to the point that it's been written, it hasn't entered the Canon which she's destined to fall into from the Real World.

Which means we can't kill her yet...

*Lurks around the page for it to update so she can pounce with a large hammer*

Just felt I had to share my frustration/agony with the rest of you...

And I started posting here when I was 14. Yikes.

I turned 21 on April 13th! :D

Just trying to hash out a date in plenty of time. If everyone wants to do the karaoke bar, it needs to be booked well in advance, so we need to pick a date fairly soon. First week in September is looking good so far. Are there any dates anyone absolutely can't do?

But I keep forgetting!

have you tried the Black Library forum? Some of the stuff on there used to be dubious.

Or just read the published stuff by CS Goto or Gav Thorpe!

I've never encountered a place that does chocolate bars blended into drinks... I think I'm slightly envious now ;) It sounds heavenly.
I'm mostly a water drinker - I only drink soft drinks or hot chocolate when I'm eating out. Occasionally orange juice, but it's usually that really cheap stuff that you make up from the powder, that doesn't really taste like proper orange juice at all. Other than that, I could not live without my hot blackcurrant *coughs* Sad, I know.

Really? I didn't have a problem with DCC. It just made me raise an eyebrow.

Managed to find a few that might raise some red flags, but I've wanted to run them by someone who knows the canon better, first. Warhammer's section on the Pit is pretty disappointing, actually.

Well, the crazy!evil side of self and of Agent!Ril, Darth Ember, tends to come up with some doozies. I share most of them just for lol.

Mary was a little Sue,
little Sue, little Sue,
Mary was a little Sue,
Always just the same.
We cut her up and buried her,
buried her, buried her,
we cut her up and buried her,
a mass grave with just one naaaame...

Sing a song of Suethors, a pocket full of knives,
Four and twenty fanbrats baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the girls began to scream,
Really such a pity they weren't dead as they seemed
The Sues were in the fanfics, being dumb as hell,
The slash was in full swing, and pretty crap as well,
The fanbrats wanted praise for all this stupid shit,
When along came Ember and hacked them to bits!

Sane side offshunting, Ember's gone a-hunting,
To tear away some dumb Sue's skin, To wrap her shiny weapons in.

What shall we do with the stupid Suethor, what shall we do with the stupid Suethor, what shall we do with the stupid Suethor, ear-ly in the moooorning?
Stick her in an oven till she's roasted, stick her in an oven till she's roasted, stick her in an oven till she's roasted, ear-ly in the mooorning!

I had a little mission,
Against a Mary Sue
I kept my options open,
Then turned her into stew.
I fed her to her Suethor,
She had no idea
That her own creation
Was so very near.
I told her what was in it,
Laughed in her face,
Then scared the little nuisance
Until she knew her place.

As I was sharpening my knives,
I met a Sue of many lies.
A princess where she shouldn't be,
puts Jedi down on bended knee,
and makes it hard Canon to see.
With special skills and nice sharp knives,
How long can I keep her alive?

Okay, that's all for now, but if people like, I'll post some of the stuff that's completely invented, not just my filks.

Specifically, if there are any with the forces of Nurgle as antagonists.

Chliever's from a 40K badfic, I never really intended there to be a concrete one he was from, but if you could find one, that'd be great. I'd write a mission for it, explaining our favorite Daemon's recruitment.

You set off down the corridor, sufficiently preoccupied by the weird stuff happening to you, and in no time you find yourself in the cafeteria. You walk up to the first occupied table and try to explain your predicament, but the person at the table interrupts.

She introduces herself as Agent Cameo, which strikes you as oddly appropriate to the situation. However, you're a bit put off by the insane smile, the bright orange sunglasses hiding her eyes, and the way she's handling that neuralyzer.

What do you do?

- Try to enlist Cameo anyway
- Try the DBS
- Try the DMS
- Maybe you can go it alone after all.

I'm sure it will be nice - I'm told it's sunny there right now, so I've packed a lot of skirts :D It'll be nice to escape from our miserable, straight-from-Antarctica winter :D

I assume you've tried refreshing the page, but I'm going to say it anyway. Failing that, I guess try navigating to my main page and going that way.

~Neshomeh

I'm not quite as far as you can get from California, but there are mountains and deserts and big lakes and a lot of miles in the way. {= P

Enjoy your sunny, baking hot weather and whatever else they have out there. {= )

~Neshomeh