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Believe me, I only brought her in so the Wrath could come down on my Agents' heads.

An art bunny bit me a couple of days ago, and this is the result. The scene in question came about at the beginning of Ilraen and Nume's second mission.

~Neshomeh

I think I need to swear. I really, REALLY need to swear. Here goes.

What the SH*T!

That second one makes me want to slaughter things. C-can I have the third one? Please?

I'm willing to suppose that Medical and FicPsych are busy, and maybe sometimes somebody slips away. I also understand the agents being too panicked to tell anybody about it. But kgarrett is right about the Hyacinth. It might be better to have her not know about the situation at all until it resolves itself.

Also, you do know you can't keep Eponine indefinitely, right?

~Neshomeh

Around here, you pretty much just have to ask. Usually someone will volunteer. If not, it tends to be because no one knows the continuum or is scared of the badfic.

And, yeah. I like to think I'm pretty good at catching my own mistakes, but nobody can get them all--unless you want to wait a month or so, so you have time to forget what should be there so you can see what is there.

~Neshomeh

Although they may have started thinking about it after that crisis ended, of course.

hS

Warning added. The Hyacinth's lines italicized. And you're right, I do need a beta, but I'm not exactly sure how to get one. I generally proofread these things, but I guess some bits can slip through the cracks.

As to attacking LJ-based fic, Pottersues sporked this guy, so I thought it was safe for me to do so, as well.

Do you have an assesment of this fic? I mean, does it get worse in later chapters?

Can I have Natahniel? Whatever he is? (Don't know what Bartimaeus Trilogy-minis are.)

Have a shapeshifting plushie.

I'm sorry, but I really don't think the Hyacinth's incompetent enough to mistake a canon character for an intern. Also doubt she'd let them stay in HQ past whatever reason they're there for (usually Medical or a FicPsych stay).

WTF?

Have these authors never read Watership down?

Just like there's no such thing as a bad genre, surely it defies logic and probability for every single fic posted to such a large site as aff.net to be bad?

If it's a well-written fic, then the place it's posted surely can't 'ruin' its reception or the reputation of the author? I mean, most of us have probably at one time or another posted to ff.net, but despite the fact that the place has a reputation for being a pit of Mary-Sues, it doesn't follow that every fic there IS a Suefic :)

I take it you've never read The Crossbearer, then.

I don't even know how to say this.

First off, I don't think we should be attacking things posted on people's personal journals. I remember this topic coming up a long time ago, when someone brought up a community started by badfic authors on LJ which wouldn't allow anyone non-approved in. Someone (I want to say Huinesoron, but I'm not sure) pointed out this was what people were supposed to do: put their stuff on private communities, unless they wanted it reviewed. Yes, his stuff sucks, but it's not on The Pit, or any communities that I can see, so why bother? His fics are an abomination, yes, but what he does on his Livejournal is his business.

Secondly, a warning would be nice.

Thirdly... Um, did you have a beta for this? It's generally Strongly Recommended. Anyway, yeah.

The total lack of warning is so not on at all.

Missions?

Are generally clean for the most part, or have some sort of warning.

Also? A Beta? Get one.

To be honest, I didn't like this at all for the above reasons and some of what Neshomeh herself pointed out.

... A warning about the M-rated nature of these things would probably be a good idea in the future.

I've seen some crude rude stuff before, but I think the comparison of the "trail of tears" takes the cake. *gags*

A few technical details. First of all, the Plants speak telepathically, which is usually rendered in italics, not quotation marks. Second, you left the N out of Hyacinth a few times, as well as a few other miscellaneous spelling and punctuation oopses. Third, did you really mean for the CAD to say "Watch out for hundred-food [censored]"? And, if so, why didn't that appear on the charge list? O.o;

I am both curious and afraid to find out what the next missions hold in store for Winston and Chliever.

~Neshomeh, who half expects to see them and Eponine in FicPsych before long.

I come back from a 25-mile backpacking trip just in time to greet the newbie!

Welcome! Hello! Hi! Are you insane? I hope you are. It's a bit of a requirement here.

I gift you with a bottle of Bleepka and a sock full of rocks!

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   Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 6-26-09
   
   My comment: TSEEEEEEER!
   
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   Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-09
   
   My comment: What has we here, Precious? We has conies. Gollum! Gollum!
   
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   Before Rosebel had Fiver... she had control of her life. She was lonely but her life was predictable; until she met a rabbit who spun her life back together- and his name was Hahira...
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Winston and Chliever both screwed up in their first mission together. This was not just coincidence; I've wanted to do this storyline from the beginning. Thanks to Trojie for the inspiration; I think she was the first to do a punishment storyline.

http://agent-chliever.livejournal.com/3082.html#cutid1

In this mission, Chliever and Winston are called on their flubs, and sentenced to deal with the entire collected works of Starjeffry, an infamous LiveJournal horny teenager and/or failed troll. With his Plaguesword gone, look for Chliever beginning to use his diseases as his main weapons. Also, what's worse than an escaped canon in your RC? Your superior mistaking her for an Intern! And what's Andreas doing with that vial of Nightmare Fuel, anyway?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4907397/1/TheSealof_Solomon

The OC's look like they're genderbent copies of Natahniel and Bartimaeus, but they haven't annoyed me yet (though I may just be too lenient). As for spelling errors, there are a few, but the only one that overly annoys me is a constant misspelling of 'commoner' as 'commonor'. Oh, and a character who may have died in the last book (Jane Farrar) survived, but may be in character (she's still a pretty b****h). I'm still at chapter 4, and all in all, this doesn't seem to be pretty bad (in fact, I'm starting to like it). Your opinions?

Very useful.

I'm sure you've already been told all you need to know, so I'll just offer a friendly but uselessly undefined warning about the floor. Beware the floor. Have a nice day.

:)

Hello dahlink... *scritches you about the ears*

I'll get you all shown around later, right now I have to help mother doing things to get ready for Fair. Remember, we need you by the second at the latest.

*huggles*

And no worries that we're not a matched set, dear. I was kinda worried that Lyo would be a bit too much of a Sue to survive here... (Though former Sues do sometimes find homes here.... Muahaahaahah...)