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Never liked writing or reading in cursive. I think people should just write normally because it's more readable and practical, really. Easier on both the writer and the eyes. I don't really care about how to use it, to the point that I can't sign my name. No big loss though.

Don't know if I'll be able to make it for certain, but I should be able to. Will depend on trains and the like, whether I'm in Stoke or Derby at that point.

Doc Ock, in prison, about to be gangraped, Spidey shows up, Ock thinks he's saved but Spidey's just there to claim first go. Cue much raping. In many anatomically and physically impossible ways. Complete with bad euphemisms. And Ock deciding that his lot in life is to be nothing but a prison slut.

I can copy to a Word file or GDoc for you, if you like.

Say he with no AFF access.

The mission was very amusing, aside from the fact that the author who wrote the badfic obviously hadn't proofread her work. The Pigins seem cute. I'd like one for my agents, if possible. (I would mention the existence of a Pigin in their RC as a snippet between the first and second missions, as soon as I get around to writing them. That is, if you don't mind your Agents being mentioned as the ones who gave the Pigin.) Congrats on your first mission!

That'd make it the fifth.

Still don't know where I'll be. Will still be in Hull unless I can get this damned personal statement done...

Go September rather than August though - if I do go I'll be going right at the end of August. And make it a weekend.

Terribly sorry dear, but needs must. And nowhere believes my sister's house exists 'cause it's a new build. Got three minutes left on the library computer. Which thinks lj is goat porn, unfortunately...

What the...? Wifebeating!Rhys? Aaaarrgh...

Nice job killing it :)

*wanders off to gibber in a corner*

Does anyone remember Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami, the abdominable trollfic that I reported here last month? Well, it turns out that the author has created two other Death Note badfics, loosely connected to his 'canon'.

Here they are:

Pain Note the Ressurekshun (his spelling, not mine) of Ray Pember:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4818073/1/PAINNOTETHERESSUREKSHUNOFRAYPEMBER

While I have not read or watched Death Note, I know enough to say that ressurection is impossible in Death Note verse.
And that Shinigami don't have kings that 'bed' the rules in order to copulate with human females and produce hybrid children by them.

The God of Time With no name Light's real name:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4823896/1/TheGodofTimeWithNoNameLightsRealName

This...This is just bizzare. Let's just say that even I know that psychic dogs and Time Travel don't exsist in Death Note. Oh, and uber-stu Dark Yagami makes an appearance.

And for those who haven't seen the author's original 'magnum opus':
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/LightandDarkTheAdventuresofDarkYagami">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/LightandDarkTheAdventuresofDark_Yagami

This fanfic has it all. Ass Pulls, bouts of chronic stupidity, OOCness, and canon-violating Sues and Stus that bring unpleasant memories of My Immortal into the spotlight.

Burn it when you have the time.

Tasmin and Emma perform an emergency exorcism as a mild-mannered man is about to become an abusive husband.

.....YUCK.

Yeah, I've seen that. I never had that problem as a kid, though. I always believed that it's an ugly, pointless way to write that makes it harder to read whatever you put down on paper. And what's worse, kids keep writing like that.

And if someone writes me a note in cursive I have a tendency of grabbing them and making them write it again. BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

I've never heard of the fandom, but it was a pretty entertaining mission, if a bit odd with the Agent(s?). Seems like it could be a really good spinoff given time, keep up the good work.

Here have one!

And yes, I believe that they do. Possibly they could also be used as a sort of translation device? *shrug*

Not for any Agents, for myself. Is that fine? Oh, and do Pidgins show the ability to learn simplified mash-ups of different languages?

What is Sp'nüff(24)? I know RCs get some crazy numbers, but I've never heard of anything like that. Is it another language? Maybe some kind of advanced math thing?

~Neshomeh

I had the hardest time finding a usable piece of clip art. {= P I hope it works for you.

~Neshomeh, who spent a ridiculous amount of time doing pixel-by-pixel clean-up.

Like ff.net, it has its good and bad authors. Just cos the latter are in the majority doesn't mean it calls for a carpet bombing :)

I post to AFF, and there are several authors for my fandom that I follow there. Not everything on that site is anatomically incorrect OOC tripe.

Adultfanfiction.net is pretty much an unending carnival of horrors. If the PPC had any form of "kill-everything" weapon, I would warrant its use on that wretched place.

I'm sure someone will know something ...

I've only seen the first Toby Maguire movie, and that was a while ago. However, you could search for the relevant media wiki - there almost certainly is one - and have a read there. It may not help you too much with OOC charges, but you'll get a lot of the facts straight.

Sorry I can't help :(

And any Pidgins that don't find homes are welcome at the Cute Animal Friend Adoption Agency :D