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I don't even know how to say this.

First off, I don't think we should be attacking things posted on people's personal journals. I remember this topic coming up a long time ago, when someone brought up a community started by badfic authors on LJ which wouldn't allow anyone non-approved in. Someone (I want to say Huinesoron, but I'm not sure) pointed out this was what people were supposed to do: put their stuff on private communities, unless they wanted it reviewed. Yes, his stuff sucks, but it's not on The Pit, or any communities that I can see, so why bother? His fics are an abomination, yes, but what he does on his Livejournal is his business.

Secondly, a warning would be nice.

Thirdly... Um, did you have a beta for this? It's generally Strongly Recommended. Anyway, yeah.

The total lack of warning is so not on at all.

Missions?

Are generally clean for the most part, or have some sort of warning.

Also? A Beta? Get one.

To be honest, I didn't like this at all for the above reasons and some of what Neshomeh herself pointed out.

... A warning about the M-rated nature of these things would probably be a good idea in the future.

I've seen some crude rude stuff before, but I think the comparison of the "trail of tears" takes the cake. *gags*

A few technical details. First of all, the Plants speak telepathically, which is usually rendered in italics, not quotation marks. Second, you left the N out of Hyacinth a few times, as well as a few other miscellaneous spelling and punctuation oopses. Third, did you really mean for the CAD to say "Watch out for hundred-food [censored]"? And, if so, why didn't that appear on the charge list? O.o;

I am both curious and afraid to find out what the next missions hold in store for Winston and Chliever.

~Neshomeh, who half expects to see them and Eponine in FicPsych before long.

I come back from a 25-mile backpacking trip just in time to greet the newbie!

Welcome! Hello! Hi! Are you insane? I hope you are. It's a bit of a requirement here.

I gift you with a bottle of Bleepka and a sock full of rocks!

1. Finding Love » by Horses R 4 ME reviews
   When Heron's warren is burned down she goes to a different warren. But when that warren is attacked she and her new friends must go somewhere else. And that place happens to be Watership Down. Fiver/OC, Silverweed/OC, Dandelion/OC Many more OC's in story
   Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 6-26-09
   
   My comment: TSEEEEEEER!
   
   2. The Heroes Legend by Ben Cole reviews
   Join Hazel-rah, Firestar, Matthias, Bigwig, Mattimeo, Fiver, Pipkin, Deyna, Triss, Crowfeather, Mistyfoot and Flamepaw as they embark on a quest to save the Lotr world from the dark forces that threaten to destroy it.
   Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-09
   
   My comment: What has we here, Precious? We has conies. Gollum! Gollum!
   
   3. Rosebel and Her Life Before by ink-splotter08 reviews
   Before Rosebel had Fiver... she had control of her life. She was lonely but her life was predictable; until she met a rabbit who spun her life back together- and his name was Hahira...
   Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete
   
   My comment: Kiww the wabbit/Kiww the Wabbit/Kiww the wabbit/Kiww the wabbit

Winston and Chliever both screwed up in their first mission together. This was not just coincidence; I've wanted to do this storyline from the beginning. Thanks to Trojie for the inspiration; I think she was the first to do a punishment storyline.

http://agent-chliever.livejournal.com/3082.html#cutid1

In this mission, Chliever and Winston are called on their flubs, and sentenced to deal with the entire collected works of Starjeffry, an infamous LiveJournal horny teenager and/or failed troll. With his Plaguesword gone, look for Chliever beginning to use his diseases as his main weapons. Also, what's worse than an escaped canon in your RC? Your superior mistaking her for an Intern! And what's Andreas doing with that vial of Nightmare Fuel, anyway?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4907397/1/TheSealof_Solomon

The OC's look like they're genderbent copies of Natahniel and Bartimaeus, but they haven't annoyed me yet (though I may just be too lenient). As for spelling errors, there are a few, but the only one that overly annoys me is a constant misspelling of 'commoner' as 'commonor'. Oh, and a character who may have died in the last book (Jane Farrar) survived, but may be in character (she's still a pretty b****h). I'm still at chapter 4, and all in all, this doesn't seem to be pretty bad (in fact, I'm starting to like it). Your opinions?

Very useful.

I'm sure you've already been told all you need to know, so I'll just offer a friendly but uselessly undefined warning about the floor. Beware the floor. Have a nice day.

:)

Hello dahlink... *scritches you about the ears*

I'll get you all shown around later, right now I have to help mother doing things to get ready for Fair. Remember, we need you by the second at the latest.

*huggles*

And no worries that we're not a matched set, dear. I was kinda worried that Lyo would be a bit too much of a Sue to survive here... (Though former Sues do sometimes find homes here.... Muahaahaahah...)

Welcome, welcome! Have an incredibly racist chainsaw!

Yay for siblings! Here, have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and spambots, too! Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride. ^_^

I may be mistaken, though

Disclaimer policy problems.

*poke*

Welcome a'Board! Required reading includes the Original Series and the Board Constitution, but I imagine your friends have told you that already and can show you where to find said required reading. {= )

In the meantime, you use some emoticons with which I'm not familiar. Could you explain owo and >w
~Neshomeh

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or Response Center?

This one is Russian, 110m long, and very fast. Have fun with her and mind the parking spots, she's not that easy to park. And be careful: she's a he.

Welcome to the PPC. Here, have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Lovely to have you here. ^_^

I just encountered this edit on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=ListofcharactersintheGearsofWarseries&curid=8138150&diff=298855322&oldid=298852781

Does this Suefic actually exist (wouldn't surprise me)? Or is someone simply trying to annoy me after they read my edit summary here: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=ListofcharactersintheGearsofWarseries&diff=298375426&oldid=298375224

greetings from the Planet Zog. Our people welcome you and hope you value your time here.

And here I am saying to my beta clients that anyone who posts there ruins their reputation for all eternity. I've considered it (when I had access) for some of my more adult works (non-erotic rape scenes for the sex, but mostly for gore etc), but that idea died quickly.

Err... could you copy that to Word? 'cause... guh?

Of course, it sounds better than The Rape of Mary-Jane Watson, which I've encountered.

Hello to all. *bows* I hope I'm doing this introduction bit correctly. owo

I was introduced to the absolutely wonderful, awesome, cool, beautiful, crazy, lovely... [insert other happy adjectives here] ... and magnificent community by one of my sister units, Azi~ >w
In any case I really enjoy reading about all of the wonderful PPC stories I've spotted, and I hopefully will be able to write my own someday. x3

((A note to the sister things: Sorry I don't match! owo Lyonell is being quite a bit too Sue (yes SUE xD) to flourish here. ;3 He got a high score on the test! 8D))

http://dawnbluewings.livejournal.com/29401.html

Az has had nothing to do at work for the past two days. Therefore, this rather terrible Old Kingdom fic got what it deserved.

This same author has a few more which I may be killing in future. *sigh*

Oh. And I hereby claim this one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2413177/1/ASquiresPain

Anyone well-versed in Tortallverse (Specifically Protector of the Small) want to tag along to administer some serious pain on what I'm pretty sure are a Replacement 'Sue and 'Stu for Kel and Joren?