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I recently created a couple of DMS agents... this would be a perfect fic to introduce them... especially considering one of them's a Redwall ferret.

Send Agents in and KILL THAT SUE DEAD!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5013028/1/EvenVerminHaveAHeart

Cluny survived getting a large bell dropped on him... somehow. So Basil heals him... for some reason... and takes him back to Redwall! The only ones who are reacting normally are Matthias and Constance.

Did I mention Cluny falls in love? With a squirrel?

Do you guys see any redeeming qualities in the squirrel? Just wondering, 'cause the only anthro in the PPC who isn't a vermin is also not potty trained yet.

…and draug is Sindarin for wolf.

Now everyone's going "He was the King of Pop! And he was in Thriller! He's dead! Waaaaah!" instead of "He was a fragging pedophile!"
But we can still make jokes about him. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

Regardless of what the person did or didn't do, death is so final ... Then again, maybe real-life me is just softhearted. Hell, I felt bad when Jerry Falwell died, and I actively loathed everything he stood for!

-end".

Torchwood's more my thing though, but I do like the actor who played the Doctor.

Or do I have the Welsh backwards and "Blaidd" is the part of the phrase that means "wolf?"

Either way, dumb name and shamelessly ripped from "Boomtown."

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4753077/1/HappinessIsAWarmGun

And of course, the reviews have gotten worse (i.e. more praise). My favourite is by rocquell, merely for the WTF are you talking about aspect. I actually replied to him asking that.

And because I'm feeling vindictive kind, here's another: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4731844/1/Dominance

Can I advance claim the former for if I ever ask Permission (the required writing sample is kicking my arse).

It was the name he went under in the Jon Pertwee era, and the name he took as a teacher of physics in School Reunion.

I'll track it down.

I just didn't want to be the first to say it.

He can't sing either. But then again, he was better than the local church fete (taking place the Saturday after his death) where some moron hired the school choir or something to sing things from Coldplay and Jackson (of those I could identify). ... none of them could sing.

On the plus side, the Jackson songs were fun. Not because of the songs themselves, but because I remembered what Weird Al did to them. :P Good times.

Marcus and Baird take time off in the middle of a mission to shag Ben Carmine?

And taken straight from the 2005 series. Used as a name, however, it's pretty stupid.

hS

Really. And he calls himself John Smith. Is it just me, or would the real Doctor come up with something, I dunno, flashier, I guess? Perhaps I just haven't watched enough Doctor Who.

Only one chapter up so far but the OC, name of Blaidd Drwg, is showing clear signs of Suvianism.

Title: Blaid Drwg
Author: JaqueDark/SpiderGirl/BlaiddDrwg
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or Torchwood.
Rating: PG-13, let's go with that.
Characters: The Doctor, Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper, Blaidd Drwg, Iola Drwg
Couples: John/Blaidd, Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys.
Summary: Blaidd is an eighteen year old girl who lives a rather meagre life until one night she finds someone in her room trying to steal her coat.
Note: I'm new at posting on LiveJournal so if this all goes horribly, terribly wrong I'll do my best to fix it. I'm not new to fanfic though, been writing for at least eight years both fan and original so if it's rubbish just tell me to get on my bike and... pedal.
http://jaquedark.livejournal.com/383.html

Am I the only one who's glad he died? In my opinion, cardiac arrest wasn't a quick enough end.

Which is accidentally wandering into a fic with it in. I still do that now, but only when I've not been warned for it.

No doubt there're Gears suefics, but I didn't find that specific one.

It's an... aquired taste, shall we say?

The watersports one could be less ambiguous though. How does an unsuspecting fanfic newbie know that it's that and not, say, sex on a jet ski? I feel sorry for that hypothetical person. :P

I first encountered it in a Harry Potter fic on AFF. Basically, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle and I believe one other person (maybe Blaise) gangrape and beat Hermione half to death and then start pissing over her. Then Draco Obliviates her (which I thought was a bit too complex a spell for him given I think it was set in OotP) and then... you guessed it... changes the memory so Harry and Ron did it all. *headdesk* Despite the fact that everyone would know that is so supremely out of character for those two and the fact that there's bound to be a wizarding form of forensic science and that would reveal the true attackers. Duh.

And you guessed right. It's one of the things that irritates me when people don't bother to warn for it.