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Can I call you Tirry? Just kidding. I value my non-incinerated-ness. Is that a word? Probably not.

Formality is completely unnecessary, except perhaps with Flowers. But most agents don't even use it with them.

But here's one anyway. Careful where you point it, though, flamethrower/axe hybrids are not pleasant. Anyway, welcome aboard. Hope you decide to stay, and have fun regardless of what you ultimately decide to do.

Also, it was the Agents that were fighting each other, not the two Trees.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a response center?

Sorry my Agents alarmed you, they're both perfectly all right.

Have some mumps.

Actually... I probably shouldn't give you the mumps. I'll be back once I find a suitable newbie present.

We are the Plorg. Resistance is futile. We will add your canon knowledge and writing distinctiveness to our own.

Seriously, welcome.

As for the scales, Quickened Disintegrate.

Actually, the axe-fighting reminded me of something I'd had planned but never had the chance to talk to you about (namely because we're never on at the same time these days, and I've been certain you were busy). I'll be emailing you about it. Again, like the plug.

Welcome. Interesting names; sounds very Pernese. I give you a Capillary Towel and a Transdimensional Pocket Knife. :)

I probably shouldn't be so surprised or horrified, but...you've got a GREAT UNCLEAN ONE as an Agent? O.O

Sorry, I just...wow.

It's probably in some tropical country by now. Which is fine by me, as there is such a thing as *too* hot. And I'd probably miss the rain, bizarre as that may sound. Can't say I know who Zaraki Kenpachi is, though.

I'll probably look up the HTML later. Might be useful.

Many thanks for the helmet- I can think of some uses for it already. ^_^ Dragon-sizing it must've been...difficult. O.o *ish curious*

HTML is pretty easy once you know the basic codes. I just really suck at explaining it.

Well, sanity can be found in the strangest of places. Mine is in the same place as Zaraki Kenpachi's, for example. :D

Don't worry. I'm no dragon killer. At least, I'm not a killer of the un-sueified ones. Here's an ice-proof helmet from the Raven Armory, specially made for dragons. (It might be useful if you ever visit certain fandoms in the winter. Don't ask how I got it to be dragon-sized.)

Whoops.

I've actually read through TOS and Tangled Webs, although there might be a few things I've missed on there. I found the Wiki and Permission as well, but I don't think I've run across RC 45 or the Floaters' site before, so thanks for those. I'll have to say "humbug" to the HTML code, though, as I don't do programming of any kind. Ah, well.

Also - you think I have any sanity? I'm a full-grown dragon forced to hide from humans because I don't feel like committing genocide. You think I'm sane? :P

Glad to hear people liked them. Axe fights lol.

All I have to say about the sunburn is "ouch" and use aloe vera gel on the burn, if possible.

I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

Italics, bold etc are possible here, if you know how to use HTML. Don't look to me for an explanation of how to do it though, since I've found myself to be made of fail at such things.

I'm not really sure how a non-Ent tree or Flower is supposed to wield an axe, but it's amusing all the same. :P

How else do you think they grow the plants for all their delicious feasts?

Many greetings to those who have gone before me, my elders in the divine art of Sue-slaying. I come seeking wisdom and knowledge of your techniques, and an opportunity to prove myself worthy to...no? Too formal?

Frag it.

Hi, I'm Tiroth. I'm a male dragon with red scales from no fandom in particular with a tendency to incinerate things that displease me, although some of them have an annoying habit of getting up again afterwards. I think they've built up an immunity. Anyway, I bumped into the PPC during random internet browsing about a year ago and have been dipping into it since, so I figured I'd try and join in the fun. Although the idea of working for artificial lightning is a bit of a weird one, but never mind that.

I'm quite happy to get involved in quite a few different fandoms, although I'm not an obsessed-level fan of any one in particular. I *do* generally know more than most people if I'm interested, but that's not really too hard, is it? Also, is it possible to do italics/bold/etc here?

Anyways. I'll stop rambling now. So - hi! And put down the sword, my scales are better armour than that.

Since they got a new Division Head recently (and we found out about another one :P), they might as well get a story out of it. It's not a mission -- just a look at how they suffered from the effects of Crashing Down Chapter 14. It's set in the present, though.

DAVD, 2009
Or, what happens when your Department gets decimated and nobody cares

hS

what the Redwallers do with all the squashed, perforated, shredded, bifurcated, and otherwise mangled vermin corpses that must litter the Abbey grounds after every battle that's been fought there. Could there be a darker side to these peaceful woodlanders...?

*feels your pain* The big hot burny yellow angry thing in the sky wants to kill us all...

Since I have no control over a computer breaking, however, I still want to say "hi". Here's a fancy fire-proof shield from the Raven Armory. (I don't know if they actually sell fire-proof shields, but just in case they do... Maybe they had enlisted help from a mage?)