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-Mad Maudlin

Well, sometimes lotrfanfiction turns poor Eowyn into "...owyn", which she definitely doesn't deserve.

Hee.

What does it say about my character that I'm filled with borderline-homicidal rage at someone like chasethehedgehog, yet only want pedophiles like Jacko to be put away for thirty years and occasionally prodded with red-hot pokers?

Nothing good.

It works like any chainsaw would - only it insults the victim for their race, regardless of what it may be.

If all your google-fu can't find them anywhere, some rejigging would be in order, especially as there are quite a lot of etries for that fic, if memory serves. Could condense them all into one and stick a note next to it for now, in case they resurface at some point.

...is that, well, he's one of the characters. He's pretty monstrous, but he's more a villain than an actual monster, if you know what I mean.

Maybe mini-Ronin?

I've been looking over the Unclaimed Badfic page, and some of the fics on there apparently don't exist anymore (at least, not at the locations linked to). Should I just remove them from the list, put in a note, or something else?

If you're wondering, it's the Harry and Abby Potter set that's missing.

Can I have either MaGonagall or Geroge?

I agree with your idea for a Ghost in the Shell mini being a mini-T08A2.

For Rurouni Kenshin, I'm tempted to suggest a mini-Shishiou but there must be something unethical about having mini-humans. I'm not sure.

Thoughts?

Thanks. ^_^ I'll see if I can find some Mary Sues for him.

Sorry, but I'm not really a fan of slash (or, for that matter, romance fics in general). Besides, isn't Lux a general hazard of being in the PPC anyway? :P As for fandom, I read a fair bit, so I want to try and keep my Agents flexible if I can.

I don't eat kittens, only Homo sapiens. Preferably physically attractive females.

Thanks, but...how does that work?

On Krisprolls, no less. And I also saw South. Whatever wasn't there, he's scheduled to join a bit later. I saw his sister, though, and two of her grandchildren. And many others.

I know I didn't really say I was going, except maybe to like two or three people, but there you have it. Boy Scout camp, it was. Also rather fun, though I am now naught but one gigantic mosquito wheal with patches of sunburn.

Oh good God I haven't had a good night's sleep all week and it's 11:15 WHY AM I STILL UP?

Suffice to say, it's good to be back. Expect me to start promptly dragging my heels on my various projects once again tomorrow.

Sling it my way then. Email is birgit dot fishwife at gmail dot com. Googledocs format preferred but Word will do if you don't have gmail.

I think we all have missions we aren't proud of, and for me, it was my most recent one. The clunkiness of it and everyone's concrit has made me realize that sometimes, proofreading isn't enough, and so I've decided to invest in a beta. Is anyone up for it? Warning, though: all my missions for the immediate future will be NSFW, so, if that's a hitch, don't feel compelled to take it.


I'm also willing to be a beta; hopefully I can catch others' mistakes better than I can catch my own. My address is underyourbed@comcast.net.

This is a slashy sort of story after all!

Those d*mmed silent e's! They get me every time!!

I'm crap at jokes, so excuse the poor telling of it. It was something along the lines of Farrah Fawcett dying and going to heaven and being asked if she had any last requests for happenings on Earth. She asked for all the children of the world to be happy and safe. So they killed Michael Jackson. Of course, as jokes go, it works rather better if, unlike me, you a) know who Farrah Fawcett is and b) know she also died that day.

Welcome! Have a cup of tea. It'll cure what ails you, up to and including loss of limb.

So, have you any fandoms you pay some attention to? And are you dead set on Sues? Only we're always after new recruits for the DBS. Occupational hazards are limited - there's Lux, and prolonged exposure to the department has a detrimental effect on one's ability to comprehend heterosexuality - but it's good fun nonetheless.

I know nothing of the canon, but if you need a SPaG and style beta I'm available. Oh, and vengeance has two Es in it. :P

Hey peeps!
I'm looking for a beta reader for my new Transformers fan-fic. It is a G1 universe piece featuring Megatron/Starscream. It is only one chapter long so it shouldn't be a long task (hopefully).

Has anyone got enough knowledge of this canon (and fanon) to beta for me?

I've not been writing any fanfic for almost three years for various reasons and I'm really glad that my muse has returned with a vengance!

This one is Polish, has a random unpronounceable Polish name and is very long and very fast. Be careful not to burn his sails, he won't appreciate it (yes, this ship is a he).

Enjoy your sailing on the Mir.