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Welcome, welcome! Have an incredibly racist chainsaw!

Yay for siblings! Here, have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and spambots, too! Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride. ^_^

I may be mistaken, though

Disclaimer policy problems.

*poke*

Welcome a'Board! Required reading includes the Original Series and the Board Constitution, but I imagine your friends have told you that already and can show you where to find said required reading. {= )

In the meantime, you use some emoticons with which I'm not familiar. Could you explain owo and >w
~Neshomeh

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or Response Center?

This one is Russian, 110m long, and very fast. Have fun with her and mind the parking spots, she's not that easy to park. And be careful: she's a he.

Welcome to the PPC. Here, have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Lovely to have you here. ^_^

I just encountered this edit on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=ListofcharactersintheGearsofWarseries&curid=8138150&diff=298855322&oldid=298852781

Does this Suefic actually exist (wouldn't surprise me)? Or is someone simply trying to annoy me after they read my edit summary here: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=ListofcharactersintheGearsofWarseries&diff=298375426&oldid=298375224

greetings from the Planet Zog. Our people welcome you and hope you value your time here.

And here I am saying to my beta clients that anyone who posts there ruins their reputation for all eternity. I've considered it (when I had access) for some of my more adult works (non-erotic rape scenes for the sex, but mostly for gore etc), but that idea died quickly.

Err... could you copy that to Word? 'cause... guh?

Of course, it sounds better than The Rape of Mary-Jane Watson, which I've encountered.

Hello to all. *bows* I hope I'm doing this introduction bit correctly. owo

I was introduced to the absolutely wonderful, awesome, cool, beautiful, crazy, lovely... [insert other happy adjectives here] ... and magnificent community by one of my sister units, Azi~ >w
In any case I really enjoy reading about all of the wonderful PPC stories I've spotted, and I hopefully will be able to write my own someday. x3

((A note to the sister things: Sorry I don't match! owo Lyonell is being quite a bit too Sue (yes SUE xD) to flourish here. ;3 He got a high score on the test! 8D))

http://dawnbluewings.livejournal.com/29401.html

Az has had nothing to do at work for the past two days. Therefore, this rather terrible Old Kingdom fic got what it deserved.

This same author has a few more which I may be killing in future. *sigh*

Oh. And I hereby claim this one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2413177/1/ASquiresPain

Anyone well-versed in Tortallverse (Specifically Protector of the Small) want to tag along to administer some serious pain on what I'm pretty sure are a Replacement 'Sue and 'Stu for Kel and Joren?

I just read the whole thing. I know you read it to me over the phone, but honestly, it was far worse to read. I am so sorry you ever were forced through that. But at least you put it to rights....I can almost sleep easy. And remind me, (should we ever enter zero gravity) to try to quickly saunter. But it was very funny. I giggled much.

I think it's tragic. I can't say I ever really loved him, but I did respect him. Even pitied him when he hated himself so much he would twist and mutilate his body to be someone he wasn't.
But I do think it's awful that the same people who constantly cracked jokes about him now pretend he was their idol. It really isn't fair. Poor Man...

It gave me a headache just to read the first chapter. I think I have a new (or maybe not so new) quote about bad parody fics and troll fics. Here goes: "Every time someone uses chatspeak in a story, an English teacher dies." (In other words, outside of a IM conversation in the fic. I don't usually even like that type of conversation in any story, but I'm letting it slide, for the sake of my own sanity.)

Ain't that sad? I'm getting my news through devArt now. Well, I was never a big fan, but my support goes out to both his family and his fanbase.

Cardiac arrest.

Pidgin by ~DawnBluewings on deviantART

Feel free to use the image for whatever you feel like, so long as you use basic Netiquette and do the linkback/credit thing.

Pidgin by ~DawnBluewings on deviantART

Feel free to use the picture for whatever you want, provided you use standard Netiquette and link back or give proper credit. Enjoy!

And thus, not eligible for Legendary.

I still say "Poor Eponine" (my fourth mission) should be considered, though.

That's bad. Very bad.
Speaking of other truly horrible Harry Potter badfics, I think this one deserves a Legendary Badfic or at least a troll nomination. It's been reloaded too many times.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4710827/1/ImmaWiserdby_raveneagle

I think I have the other chapters from one of the earlier reloadings saved on a flash drive somewhere.