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And I came back on a very special day: my 18th birthday! *passes out cake and Bleepka to all* And on this special occasion I would like to share with you all a hilarious parody of all the Harry Potter-Twilight Xover fics. It's brilliant. It's called: The Duskiness of Twilight Before Dawn Breaks Underneath the Eclipsed New Moon.

Linky: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5046793/1/TheDuskinessofTwilightBeforeDawnBreaks

~Zoe~

Sive's blonde hair looked like a neon green string-monster was smeared on top of it, and her back was positively covered with much of the same goop. Her partner, with all of the many colors of string flying through the air, now could pass as a walking rainbow.

"My Silly String will defeat all of yours!" Eesa yelled as she sprayed wildly in every direction.

"No it won't," countered Sive as she shook up another can, "Mine has the supreme power of... Party Madness!"

Party Madness indeed.

this is good. Though I think that Archie is wayyyyyy to simple of a character to pull off Paul. Though Paul did have alot of angst.

Just my to ￥2

Leto

sorry I had a long day at work.

L

From the Complete List of PPC Fiction:

Sarah and Alana

hS

I'll start immediately.

Gambate

Leto

A little...persuasion...with a Gom Jabbar could do the trick...

Well, I've been on the board since last August or so, if a bit erratically. I'm asking permission for the use of RC .999... for agents Nadine and Jodi, Department of Floaters.

Agent biographies are at http://slashmarks.livejournal.com/1373.html and the writing sample is at http://slashmarks.livejournal.com/1544.html .

Oh, and a note: I'm not entirely sure about how well I'm writing Agent Nadine's OCD. If any of you are obsessive compulsive, would it be possible to have you beta? Just having someone with actual experience with it reading my stuff through would be reassuring; I keep worrying I'll mess up and offend someone.

Krisp started to soak everyone, including What' and South'.
"And I thought Krisp was cursed..." said What. "Are we all, or what?"
"Think so," said South.
Which didn't prevent them to participate and to soak Krisp as well.
"Now you're cursed."

But the Battle of Arakeen wasn't bad, the soundtrack in the second movie was OK and the worms were cool.

I guess it does make snese: better than letting Reggie get his hands on the Lodge holdings and with the Bound Concubine loophole... would the BC apply in this case? Ah, it's all the same for rich people: marriages are for business and mistresses are for their other good characteristics.

Well... after OMD/BND in Spiderman, comics have been making all sorts of wierd decisions.

"The water that we spread upon the desert has become BLOOD... blood upon the land that was once clean and pure! We have fouled the nest... and it is KILLING US!"

I've already put out a contract to lace Veronica's food with contreceptives. (:-p)

"...and we, who are called 'concubine', history will call 'wives'."

...The books were better. :-P

I do hope it is a Chani/Irulan/Paul type political thingy. That would make...sense. And we like sense.

*Dies laughing* Tigerstar is a mean, mean kitty. He is most certainly not anything even vaguely resembling floofy and cute. I will now laugh go put up signs in the Warriorsverse calling Tigerstar "Floofystar". Then I will happily watch the fireworks.

and tossed one to Sive.

"You're not cursed," the younger agent told South flatly, "But you could start a Silly String war to make up for the lack of party-goers."

"The junk food will help, too." added Sive. She then pulled the cap off her can, shook it up, and sprayed a generous amount all over Eesa's hair.

Ah, the wonders that could happen with Silly String and an agent rather protective of her hair. Fun.

I almost wish that, if this is true, it is purely political: a way to gain control of the holdings of the Padishah Emperor, Hiriam the 4th (:P) when the day comes for his water to return to the world... A way to stabilize vast tracts of wealth, while at the same time... ending this sensless feud by resort to the ancient tradition of the Bound Concubine?

Veronica: I AM HIS WIFE!

Bety: You have his name. I am the one he calls WIFE.


(ooc: is it just me or do I sound like I was born on Arrakis?)

(Since I didn't have anything more creative to dump in the text box.)

Might I point out that #4 is now particularly hypocritical...

misshun Statement: {misshun impussible mewzik playz in teh bakground} Teh misshun uv dis Board iz ta encouraeg teh gudfic, discouraeg teh bad, shaer writin adn comput-arrr tipz, halp owt fellow riterz in needz, exchange opinionz, adn ta nattah awn endlessly abowt efrytin frum lawd uv teh Ringz ta yukky-apple pai. Mmm . . . pai . . .

{drool}

dis webpaeg will self-destruct in thurtee twothz.

{Hidez. Several hourz pass.}

nivvah mind, den . . .

{comz owtta hidin.}

BOOM!

--

Ta compleet awr misshun wifout massively pissin each-uddah of requirez sum rulez. sow . . .

{Clearz throat.}

heer ye, heer ye! (adn awl dat uddah medieval mumbo-jumbo dowz widah-pissin-territory crierz meaow. Foarsooth verily!) We, teh PPC-Boarderz, in ordah ta foarm a moar perfick Messaeg Board, doez ordain adn establish dis Constitushun foar teh well-bein adn sanity (or insanity) uv awl.


Teh PPC Board Constitushun (a.k.a. Da Rulez)

1. Thou shalt luvz thy neighbor az thyself. sow b niec! Treat everywun else awn teh board wif respect!

2. Respect uddah peeps’s opinionz, especially wehn eet comz ta controversial issuez, lieks religion, homosexuality adn slash, or wichcraft. Yoo don’t hafta agreez wif anyoen, uv cors, adn statin yur own opinion iz encourageded, but noes tellin uddah peeps dat deir opinion iz WRON. It’s kynd uv hird foar a opinion ta b wron, considerin dat eet’s hao dat certain individual seez a certain issue.

3. dis sort uv goez alawng wif Numbah 2 . . . noes Flamez Alloweded! (Teh daffynishun uv flame uzd heer iz "A verbal scratch/insult awn a individual.") It’s wun fin ta meaow "I don’t agreez wif yur opinion," ta a person, but entirely inappropriaet ta meaow, "Yoo’re such a flippin idiot foar finkin dat, yoo flippin moron!"

4. Thou shalt maketh yur postz legible. Spell correctly adn uz gud grahmar ta teh betterest uv yur ability. Mistakez will b foargiven, uv cors, but eet’ll b hird foar everywun ta understand yoo adn respond ta yur postz if yoo go, "OMG! I kant believ taht newst movie iz owt! eets sow gr8!"

5. Postz shoodz b keeped frum teh G TA PG-13 range. Keep eet clean peeps. If yoo haz ta meaow sumfin ovah teh PG-13 level (lieks if eet includez cursin or sumfin) giev a warnin at least.

6. Silliness adn insanity iz welcum heer — even encourageded. Feel free ta leef yur sanity at teh door. Most uv teh Regularz doez.

7. serious discusshun iz ALSO welcum heer. Odd, ne?

8. Feel free ta shamelessly plug storeez adn websitez ta yur hart’s content, if yoo finks dey’ll b uv interest teh peeps awn teh Board. We’re in dier needz uv gud fanfic adn entertainment. Also feel free ta post links ta badficz. memebah dat part uv awr misshun iz ta halp authorz improev. Most peeps awn dis board post constructiev criticism in a attempt ta halp teh authorz improev deir writin styel, sow pleez considah dis wehn yoo go review sumoen’s story. seez faar below foar daffynishun uv flamez adn foar moar detailz.

9. newbeez shoodz post at least once ta introduec demselvez (adn ta receiev a bumpah stickah frum teh Offishal Bumpah Stickah Givah or teh Deputy Bumpah Stickah Givah.) Aftah dat, lurkin iz fien, although lurkerz iz likely ta getz BADLY losed cuz we ramble lotz, sow we encouraeg yoo ta join in adn becom a regular yurself. Thar’s binded ta b sumoen heer hoo lieks teh same stufs yoo lieks (since we’re such a diverse group.) adn we lieks new peeps adn fresh meat — er, opinionz. Don’t worriez, teh Regularz’ barks iz far worse than deir bytez. (Although we doez bark lotz, I kan tell yoo.)

10. If yoo dun understand sumfin, dun b afraid ta aks. Srsly! We won't point, laf, adn go "Ha-ha!" wehn yoo don’t nows sumfin. We'll halp.

11. If yoo haz a problem wif a fellow PPC Boardah, pleez tri ta wurks eet owt in privaet emalez. Don’t turn teh Board into a free-foar-awl Flamefest.

12. If yoo kan’t respect udderz’ opinionz or fingz getz too heateded, pleez tri ta keep political/theological argumentz ta a minimum. hoepfuwwy, dat wined’t b a problem, though.

13. If a political/theological adn/or controversial subject staartz owt hokay, but windz up heateded, adn staartz goin owtta controls, everywun shoodz step bak adn calm down, adn possibly abandon teh discusshun if eet seemz dat eet kan’t b continud calmly adn civilly.

14. If sumoen sez sumfin dat seemz offensiev, but yoo’re nawt suer xackly whut dey meaned, aks dem furst, befoar jumpin down deir throatz. Srsly! Dey probably didn’t mean ta offend anyoen. (If dey DID mean ta insult peeps, go ahedz adn jump down deir throatz if yoo lieks.)

15. Thar iz noes ruel 15.

16. Randomness iz seldom a bad fin, az lawng az Da Rulez iz followeded. (Foar a example, seez Ruel 15.)

17. Mary Suez iz generally despiseded adn though most uv teh Regularz will (probably) treat yoo wif respect if yoo lieks dem, dis Board iz nawt teh betterest plaec foar yoo. Srsly!

18. If yoo hates lawd uv teh Ringz, dis Board iz definitely nawt teh plaec foar yoo. Srsly! Yoo’ll find prittee mutch everywun heer in disagreement wif yoo.

19. Trollerz will b ignored or mockeded foar entertainment.

20. memebah ta haz FUN.

21. "noes meddle in teh affairz uv assassinz! Dey iz heavily-armeded adn quik ta angah. adn nawt noticeably subtle."

We teh PPC Boarderz, in ordah ta maeks a LOTR-saef Union, must heerby follow awl teh rulez uv teh PPC Board Pledge uv Allegiance:

I doez heerby solemnly swaer:

Ta defend awl lawd uv teh Ringz fanz adn fanaticz; teh PPC, eets riterz, adn eets fanz; OFUM, eets ritah, adn eets fanz; adn uddah LOTR-relateded fanpeepz in needz or in desperashun, az lawng az I remain a actiev membah uv teh Board. I will halp fellow PPC ADN PPC-Boarderz thumb deir nosez at FF.Net wehn eet actz awl stoopid.

(stoopid FF.Net --)

I will respect mai fellow PPC-Boarderz, despiet whut werdy, obnoxiouz, or udderwyez idiotic shenaniganz dey may doez in deir tyme az memberz uv sayed Board. (Though if dey iz breakin rulez, or bein meaniez, I WILL endeavor ta set dem straight.)

I will follow Da Rulez ta teh betterest uv mai ability, unless by consensuz majority, sayed Ruel(s) iz/iz finded ta b "reelee, reelee stoopid."

I heerby devoet maiself in teh protecshun adn support uv teh lawd uv teh Ringz Plot Continuum, whether dat b by halpin riterz riet bettah storeez, readin adn recommendin gud storeez, writin gud storeez uv mai own, reportin adn reviewin bad storeez, tawkin abowt random Lotr-relateded stufs, or n e uddah wacky methodz. adn I pledge ta blah blah blah . . . blah blah bla blah . . . bla bla blah bla . . . bla blah bla blah bla bla blah . . . adn wif equality adn bumpah stickerz foar awl!

Heer endeth teh PPC Board Constitushun.

Him/her hoo duz nawt agreez wif such turmz noes kan b truly happy awn teh PPC Board. Him/her shoodz theerfoer renounce n e idea uv bekummin a PPC-Boardah cuz true PPC-Boarderz shall nivvah weyvr frum followin deez rulez. n e errant behavior kan adn will b dealed wif by teh Assassinz adn/or fellow Boarderz in a lovin but firm mannah.

adn if dat duzn’t wurks, dey'll maeks yur lief a livin heck! ^__^



*holds her poor, aching head* Oooooowwww.

It could just be a false alarm. Just a way to get more sales, I hope!

No. Just. No. Betty and Archie belong together!

I'm an A/B shipper meself, so...

"Welcome," he said. "You're the first ones. Thanks for the... uh... what the hell, how many people dit you tell, a thousand billion? No, just kidding. Put all this here."
"That ain't goin' to be no big party, I think. I must be cursed."
"Holy shit, I'll have to make a better advertisement for mine in three weeks if I want to have more than two people. I am the cursed guy here. Oh wait... now I know why there's nobody at this party, South. I'm here."
"Krisprolls, stop that. Now."
The Trio opened the supplies and started to help themselves along with the other two Agents.
"Hope somebody else is coming, or I'm going to show a U2 live DVD. Kidding," said What.

Apparently P@L hasn't completely forgotten about her website. Still and all, it's a good thing to have everything saved off -- for next time.

hS

Dark must die! Permanently!

This is my favorite sequence:

Meanwhile Light and Dark and Misa and Sayu and Light's mom and that girl from the bus had gone back to the basement and were naked and sexing and stuff. Suddenly, Sochiro jumped in.

"NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!"

"try to understand!!!!!!!!!!!!" said lights mom getting up. then she knew she was naked and put on a vest.

"OK! But only because I looooooove you!" Sochiro said and hugged them all except the girl from the bus who flet a bit left out.

Sudenly she took like five guns out from under the pillow and pointed them to everyone.

End sequence.

Don't tell me that wasn't funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc1_JhMz-T8

Feel free to check it out. If you do, let me know what you think about it.

Or do I just not understand this Wayback Machine thing mentioned below and it reinstated the page?