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This is my favorite sequence:

Meanwhile Light and Dark and Misa and Sayu and Light's mom and that girl from the bus had gone back to the basement and were naked and sexing and stuff. Suddenly, Sochiro jumped in.

"NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!"

"try to understand!!!!!!!!!!!!" said lights mom getting up. then she knew she was naked and put on a vest.

"OK! But only because I looooooove you!" Sochiro said and hugged them all except the girl from the bus who flet a bit left out.

Sudenly she took like five guns out from under the pillow and pointed them to everyone.

End sequence.

Don't tell me that wasn't funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc1_JhMz-T8

Feel free to check it out. If you do, let me know what you think about it.

Or do I just not understand this Wayback Machine thing mentioned below and it reinstated the page?

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fanfiction.net%2Fs%2F4615680%2F8%2FLightandDarkTheAdventuresofDark_Yagami
Here's that badfic WikiMaster reported in Redneck. "Fry mah hide!"?

...on second thought, I probably don't want to eat this.

Have you tried the alternative link yet? You really should see the earlier chapters!

Haven't watched Death Note either. All I know is that this fic is sidesplitting.

Does Near deserve all the bashing that he gets in the story? Also, how old is he? I'm sure he isn't a kid...

Of a thousand comic nerds.

I swore off 4chan about a month back, but this is worth diving back in to see a reaction or two from /co/.

"Dark reached round and grabbed the cock from the table. It was seven oclock."

"Few! I thought I was a boner there!"

Also, note how 'lady' frequently becomes 'laddie'. *laughs at the thought of random hermaphrodites popping up*

Now I know how the Bracket Fungus would sound like as a hillbilly. Or Snoop Dogg. XD

...Uh...pardon? That's not supposed to happen. I don't think that's supposed to happen.

*mourns*

You mean that they are having a teen marriage?

Oh... They made them grow up. Archie Comics I think will finally die a slow and painful death now.

Leto

http://archie-blogs.archiecomics.com/archie_news/2009/05/archie-andrews-is-getting-married.html

... To the brunette.


(prays to the Makers that this is one of those Chani-Paul-Irulan political dealies)

I'd nearly forgotten about Bionicle, actually. And congrats to the Penguin family!

and my agents are bored; Party Time!

*****

"Drat! Where is that party supposed to be again?" Eesa struggled to hold on to about five bags of party supplies and a generous jug of bleepka as she trotted beside her partner down a hallway. Sive, who held nothing except a bag of popcorn, merely rolled her eyes.

"Response Center 20736. It says it here on the paper."

"Well, where is that? Our Response Center is nowhere near, surely."

One of the bags slipped from Eesa's grasp and spilled its contents all over the floor. Sive sighed and bent down to gather up the dumped items, mainly Silly String and confetti.

“We’ll find it eventually.”

*****

Eventually, as it turned out, happened to be two hours later. After lugging around the party stuff for this amount of time, Eesa felt like her arms were going to drop off. Luckily, this room couldn’t be mistaken for any others. The sign on it clearly read: “RC #20736”.

“Uh… Could you knock on the door, Sive? My arms are kinda full.”

Her partner took one look at the overburdened teenager and rapped on the door twice.

“Why did you bring so much stuff? I just brought popcorn.” Sive asked, rattling the bag she held slightly.

“’Cause I wanted to and that’s why.” Eesa retorted.

*hands out petrified bagels to all* Here you go. Don't try to eat those though, they're rock hard. Petrified bagels are good for throwing at Sues though.

The PPC isn't the organization for dealing with the vileness that is a canon 'Sue. Head on over to canon_sues on LJ or Google it and see what comes up. I could not agree more with you about Bella, and you'll find yourself in good company at TwilightSucks.com (http://twilightsucks.com/board/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?action=im).

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

Best one is the Redneck version: "legolas by Mary Jane".

But we've still got to spork it, though (he didn't label it as a parody, and there are several canon violations*). Any mission or MST through this work would surely cause me to giggle myself to bits!

*Yes, I know I don't watch or read Death Note, but i'm sure Light doesn't have a twin brother who engages in sixsomes with his mom, his sister, his girlfriend, and a girl from the bus.

I died of laughter, got ressurected, then died again.

... actually mostly humanity is a bunch of nice people too shy to say anything - you just run across the morons more often cos they're louder :P