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...just the product of an overactive twelve-year-old. Six years later, I'm rewriting everything, including that they're not actually the canons - they're carbon copies thereof, who all differ in small but important ways.

Mostly I'm now focusing on Kitty, my original, and Alec, who's evolved from the canon he was. The rest get so little use as main characters to be almost inconsequential. :) (Not breaking them up, though. I love them too much.)

Pure awesome.

Hm... Crelly was looking for test subjects, eh? Maybe Adder and Deuce should've given that Replacement Stu to him instead. Oh well.

Zach slipped into the crowd and returned a few seconds later with a steaming mug, which he gently wrapped Nat's hands around.

"Hot cocoa," he explained earnestly. "Always makes Sara feel better, so...um...yeah..." He ran his hand through his hair anxiously, making it stand every which way.

"Look, don't be sorry, okay? Don't be sorry for being a human being. I'd worry if you never cried," he told her and hugged her, being careful not to upset the mug.

It was just as horrible as when I found it; I don't blame you for not wanting to keep reading.

Well, that depends on if you're willing to sacrifice the Agents, of course.

Maybe your agents could go rogue and disrupt the canon. But once the Flowers learn of this, they send a mission to stop the rogue agents and restore Naruto.

This way, you get to spork it with PPC agents, but without doing it in the name of the PPC.

In which there is much bickering, as always, between the Agents, a lot of non-biology, and rather a lot of babies.

http://rc1764.livejournal.com/2116.html

Links to original fic, disclaimer, &c are all on the LJ page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animalsexualbehavior#Necrophilia

It's been folded into a general article, but it's still there.

So do swans and at least one type of geese. They tend to let a female stick around long enough to lay the egg and then keep it for themselves, or steal one from another nest.

And there used to be a Wikipedia entry entitled "Homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck". I don't know if it's still there and I don't quite dare go looking. (Apparently the event described only happened in front of a human observer once, which is kind of a relief.)

That certainly doesn't mean you can't MST it.

While the PPC isn't allowed to interfere directly with canon, there's no rules against your Agents sitting down with a copy of the movie and going Snark City on it.

I understand the feeling. Sometimes I so want to smack some canon characters in the face because they're so obnoxious to each other and/or to the canon itself (see Stargate Atlantis and how McKay is treated sometimes). But the Infernal Trio won't be doing that.
The irony is lulz.

By that token, one could say that the films of Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter are not canon either. However, the PPC recognises them as another version of the canon, and gives them equal legitimacy - regardless of how different they are to the original source material.

Sorry to disappoint (there are plenty of canon characters we'd like to take a sharp object to, believe me), but that's how the PPC is - it's the way Jay and Acacia did it, so we can't outright contradict it.

The films aren't technically canon...

*puppy dog eyes*

We can't. We're only allowed to kill fanfics, because the rules state that canon has to be protected no matter how bad it is. Otherwise, Eragon, Twilight, and a few others would have Agents pouring in with large pointy flaming objects, headed straight towards the main characters.

We're supposed to protect the canon- which includes official work.

That would defeat the purpose of Protecting the Plot Continuum.

I've always wanted to adopt a Kirbyverse mini.

I can't stand Kirby badfic. Thank Glod this one is dead; I could swear that I could practically hear capitalization crying in a corner while attempting to read the 'fic.

possessing a healing technique as powerful as Tsunade's regeneration jutsu, which she created herself as the formost medical nin in the world.

Because the second Naruto: Shippuden movie could use a good sporking. The main villain is a clear Marty Stu - among his many crimes are being able to open all eight of the Heavenly Gates safely, and the fact that he taught Orochimaru. Also, creating and using a creature which may or may not be a tenth bijuu.

Was he just trying to be polite, or did he really mean it? Taking a deep breath, she wiped her eyes with her hand and looked at him again, though she couldn't make herself smile, even for him.

"Zach... I'm s-sorry. I just..." She looked around the room, wondering if it would be a good idea to explain why she'd started bawling her head off, but this just didn't feel like the time or place. Instead, she tentatively reached out and took his hand, giving it a little squeeze. Every so often a little sob escaped her and she had to look away, feeling ashamed. She wasn't supposed to cry.

Fritz would like to note that there is at least one glaring typo, towards the end: it's "wring" her neck, not "ring."

Still, putting the Grammar Nazi under lock and key for the moment, I always adore good character interaction, and you had me laughing fit to burst with the "spicks." That IS an impressive mental image.

It really exists, it's by Gideon Defoe, who also did The Pirates! series.