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One of my agents, the one with the larger amount of random violent tendencies, likes them. Kierra, you do not need to get a bunch of minis just because Nocia is cat obsessed. Nocia is the other agent.

http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Kracko

Basically, a cycloptic storm cloud with spikes. Should be easy to take care of, though, since it's a storm cloud and thus only needs water to keep alive.


Also, I messed up: dedede is on there twice, and I left out yet ANOTHER mini (customer service). So replace one dedede on that list with "customer service".

http://agent-chliever.livejournal.com/1866.html

It's time for their second mission! Chliever and Winston confront junk mail, North Korean propaganda, character replacements, Teen Titans, Castlevania villains, second person, present tense, urple romance, ethnic stereotypes, EZ-Bake, and dismemberment caused by typos! Also, they're forced to do half the mission IN THE DARK!

This is what I'd call a "bonding" mission, as, if you recall, Chliever and Winston barely met before being sent off on their first mission. Winston's still sort of a sidekick at this point, but I have big things planned for him later on. Also, if you're an observant sort, see if you can spot the first mention of a character who will be very important later on.

And I thought Vampirefreak4life's Twilight Meets Warriors on the Pit was bad on spotty capitalization, but that takes the cake. I might want honey, but I'd have to know what she is first.

People lashing out at us gets very messy very quickly.

GAAAAAHAAAAAGH STUPID FANFICTION WRITER, LEARN TO CAPITALIZE YOUR SHIT. I'm still not done with my first mission, and I've already come across TWENTY-ONE MINIS thanks to terrible capitalization (and some of those are multiple offenses to boot). She capitalizes every now and then, so I know she knows HOW, but either she's just lazy or just doesn't care. It's so EASY to do right, I can't fathom why she's not doing it right!

I'm keeping two (knucklejoe and metaknight, the ones with no spacing as well as no capitalization) for my own characters' use, but the rest are up for grabs.


Mini-Krackos (Kirbyverse)

waddle dee, cappy, waddle doo, dedede, tiff, tuff, kirby, katie (Sue-Mini!), meta knight, knuckle joe, chief bokum, bow, honey, spikehead, dedede, escargoon, chilly, tokkori.


All capitalization is as it was found. And if I included every Mini that would have been created by lack of spacing around punctuation, this list would be about twice as long.

Yeah, I heard about them.

Heh, let the religious right try to argue that homosexuality is unnatural...

(I should point out, though, that rat penises are tiny. It's just the testicles that are ridiculously oversized. Please don't ask me how I know this. Look, if you saw a book entitled "How Animals Have Sex", wouldn't you read it?)

I think I know how you know this: you dissected rats in biology class.

I agree completely.

Ohhh... Well, I once read some stuff out of a book called "The Book of Animal Ignorance", where each chapter described bizarre facts about certain animals. Apparently, two male penguins in a zoo actually got together during mating season raised an egg together. (Where they got the egg, the book didn't say.) I think I mentioned that vaguely somewhere in the mission and forgot to explain it.

Anything which defiles the Happy Tree Friends needs to suffer.

(I should point out, though, that rat penises are tiny. It's just the testicles that are ridiculously oversized. Please don't ask me how I know this. Look, if you saw a book entitled "How Animals Have Sex", wouldn't you read it?)

It's a bit fuzzy, because the cats in the books can talk, but they are not generally understandable by anything that is not another cat. It's a basically realistic universe.

http://rc6664.webs.com/mission3.htm

NSFW, reader beware. I acknowledge the April 1st incident with the EPC, so... ya.

My poor, poor agents. They killed a Happy Tree Friends Replacement Stu, and it came back.

I would say the difference would be - if they're sentient/sapient, they should be Agents - if they were written in to be pets, they can come to the CAF agency :)

And help is always welcome!

Would redeemable characters from Warriorverse badfic count as Cute Animal Friends or possible agents? They'd be cats, so that's why I'm asking. There are a lot of characters in Sue-fics who are mentioned in the lists of characters and then never again or named in the fic once and given no personality, so you might need some help. Agent Nocia would be happy to help in the Cute Animal Friends Adoption Agency, once she and Agent Kierra are written up. My agents, Tirya_Moonflame's agents and jabbuk d'eldrin's agents are currently taking care of the Mini-Sharpteeth (miniature mountain lions) from that universe.

and one of my Agents will be using the gun. The other, though, aims like a stormtrooper on glitterstim and would be lucky to lift,let alone fire, the AU gun.

She broke down and just cried, holding onto him as though she'd never let go. Incoherent attempts at sentences were choked out every so often as she tried to explain herself, but in the end she just allowed herself to cry it all out.

When she'd managed to calm down to the point where every word wasn't broken up by sobs, she tried the explanation again. "S-sorry, this... none o' this is your fault, I swear. It's me... I just... I 'ave... oh, bloody 'ell, I'm just talkin' rubbish, I c-can't even talk properly." She stared down at the floor, knowing he must think of her as a complete idiot and not wanting to see that expression on his face.

Any minute now he'd decide she was a weak litle girl who couldn't control herself, make some excuse and walk off.

Zach winced, but gently led Nat to a secluded corner of the room and just held her.

"I know, I'm so, so sorry. It's okay, it'll be okay, don't worry."

He had never been good at comforting people, but he did his best.

"It's okay, it's okay to cry. I won't let anything happen if you don't want it to."

She hadn't felt like this for a long, long time, and she didn't ever want to move. "Zach..." she murmured, blinking back tears of sheer happiness.

When was the last time she'd felt this way? Despite herself, the memory rose up... and in her mind's eye her deceased boyfriend smiled at her with that cheeky smile of his. Suddenly her breath caught in a sob, and she leaned away from Zach so that she could look him in the face, unable to fight back the tears suddenly making an appearance.

"I'm... sorry..." she managed, biting her lip and fighting desperately to keep calm. "I swear, this is nothin' ta do with you, I just... I c-can't 'elp it..." Unable to look at him any longer, she buried her face in his shoulder and clung to him, still trying to fight back the urge to break down.

Zach rested his chin on her shoulder, taking in her scent, enjoying the moment. He expected at any minute for her to come to her senses, wrench herself out of his arms, inflict severe pain upon him, and then make sure the rest of his life was living hell. He knew that moment would come to pass, and even as he basked in her presence something in the back of his head mourned the impending loss.

"You are an amazing woman," he whispered into her neck, just so she would know before she rejected him.

I took that info off the Dalek Wikipedia page.

So, here's the thing: I was poking around the Pit about a month ago with Cirichen Anekath when I stumbled across a section for a series I'd always believed to be terribly obscure - Earth's Children. Intrigued, I decided to investigate. Imagine my horror on discovering a Suethor whose first Sue appeared to be about twelve years old.

So, to cut a long story short, I decided to kill her. Here's a link! (Sadly, I still haven't figured out what the HTML tag for making links look all nice and tidy on here is.)

http://cassie5squared.livejournal.com/19682.html

Enjoy. My Agents didn't.

And I don't see anyone else stepping up to the plate and volunteering to warp the innocent young minds that wander around here. All part of the Duty. And in Bad Slash, we take the Duty very seriously.

Gotta say, I wasn't paying too much attention in that episode. It was a little... farfetched, to say the least.

Please do send them in again, as Trojie informs me that she doesn't have those lines. As for Sues, no worries. I'm sure we can work around it.

I sent in Honesah and the Yarrow. If not, I can send again, as I have 'em on my computer.

Sues are a little more difficult to voice, due to when I can record and the likely reactions of peoples to me screaming at the top of my voice (not that I actually can scream).