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OH. MY. God.
*takes a swig of bleepka and starts laughing like a lunatic.*

Going to spork first one. Or Watchmen badfic. Either.
Sue looks sporkable. Agents ready. Permission request is waited for.

You could spin a ton of jokes out of that.

I was thinking more along the lines of 'burns scalp and/or hair', but you could run with that too.

...you get it in their eyes and watch as they writhe in pain? Funfun.

Xenocidal AI in control of a TARDIS? Good thing the TARDIS has a mind of its own, and is none too reliable...

Which, in other words, means that's a brilliant idea for your PPC stories and you should implement it as soon as possible!

I was thinking of having something similar with a ramapant Halo/Marathon AI. No for the Agents, and no.

dum dum dum dum...

I'll take the Maxter if no one else wants it.

Nice to see you! Here, have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and spambots, too! Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

I know, I know, it's super late. But here, have an otter plushie and some Swiss chocolate!

you wouldn't want one anyway.

Wow, what a cool name...

Not a Who/Torchwood fan though, so I won't call dibs on him.

mini-Caliban:
Praolles

mini-Rancors:
Tenn Granaet, Trackan Sal-Solo

mini-Reapers:
Tegnaa (a mini of Tegana, not Tegan), Jaome MacCrimmon, The Maxter, the Odd, Dona Noble

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

Someone contact the writer of the HFA. They have a new torture weapon to use.

I have now decided that I love badfic. Why? Take a look at this absolute *gem*:

'“What! What the hell do you mean its Malfoy’s kid?” I screeched.I was beyond reason. “You … you…Ass whole '

*keels over laughing*

Have a sack of pretzels. Well, mini-pretzels, I suppose-- y'know, the kind you can eat by the handful. Excellent snack food, these.

And I personally find myself less irked by Mary Sues (though not completely tolerant) and more by the flagrant and brutal violation of the English language that takes place in most of these fics. I'm no English major, but a lifetime of reading has grown my inner Grammar Nazi to considerable size and power, and his howls for justice cannot be contained much longer.

According to my Wiki logs, I first started to actually contribute on the 9th of March, and my first board post was the 10th, so the month is up.

Of course, that's not the only deciding factor. Quality is important. I'd like to say thanks to all the people who offered advice and help while I was testing out characters in the month prior. But anyhow...

All three Agents. Fritz and Silas are to be partners; Narcolepsy is more of a supporting character, I suppose.
http://warrior-joe.livejournal.com/2943.html

Writing sample. Short story with Narcolepsy and Techno-Dann, who gets special thanks for letting me use him.
http://warrior-joe.livejournal.com/2209.html

Intended first target. I've had my eye on this lovely set ever since I first laid eyes on it; my inner Grammar Nazi is screaming for justice.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1715091/caitkitty

Welcome to the PPC! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* We don't tend to have much use for things like that here. Also, have some hugs and a walrus. I have no idea why. After all, THIS! IS! PPC!
-Mad Maudlin

Isn't Aveda a brand of shampoo?

You can join. Bring what you want, everything is free. Bleepka over there.
You like manual labor ? Like scrapping the deck for example ? :D

Nobody enters puberty at 10, barring an extreme biological fluke.

Beg to differ on that one. I couldn't quote you any statistics, but the onset of puberty in girls has been getting younger and younger. Back in the nineties, they reckoned 14 was about right for starting your period. By the time I turned 14, most of the girls in my class already had ages ago. These days 12 seems to be the average, or at least that's the impression I get. Puberty at ten is certainly not bog standard, but it's not uncommon either.

*removes biology hat*