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Agents began coming in large numbers, ready to commemorate their desceased friends and companions. Since he was the one who suggested that his store should be the site for said commemeoration, it was not unexpected. He made himself ready to welcome them.

Lol. My brain seems to be obsessed with tall ships.

Sorry! Anyway...

Being Genre Savvy, he didn't inquire about the cause of this fortunate turn of events. Best not to catch the Ironic Overpower's attention, he tought. He told himself to enjoy himself while he can, because like all things, it woudn't last for long. He began to wash the counter, humming to himself as he did so.

My computer seems to have become obsessed with cake. I am not sure why. Does anybody have any idea as to the cause of this?

Leto Haven, owner of the PPC General Store;was having an unanticipated good day. The flow of Agents was more tranquil (if it can be called that) than it had been in recent years. He had also managed to scrape out more time for his beloved wife and children.

I know I would have if I were her.

As long as they were many people at one place, Krisprolls was happy. Now, Krisprolls was very happy. He approached the very large crowd near the store. "Hey, people! What are you here for?"
Some guy in the store explained to him they were here to commemorate the first birthday of the Mary Sue Invasion.
"Oh, I heard about that. Wish I was there. So many Sues to kill." Krisp was getting excited at the idea.
"Krisp, why do you always have to be so direct with people, this is just beyond me."
"You're aging too fast, What'. You're turning Vulcan."
"Vulcan? Stop that, or I'll call you Bono in front of everybody here."
"Do that, and you're a very dead man."
"Bono!"
"South, is it just me, or you already lost your brains?"
"What brains? None of us has brains, you know that, Whatev. Especially me."
"Krisp..." What' was glaring at him. Yes, he was turning Vulcan.
They spent the next three minutes bantering when the guy in the store interrupted.
"Oh, I see you're this Infernal Trio I keep hearing about. Welcome to the PPC. I'm Leto. This is Jane. And these are the minis. Don't mind the madness here. Well, I guess it matches your own."
"Thanks. Hello, there!"
"We're already famous? Krisp? Care to explain?"
"There ain't nothing to explain, What. Just usual Krisp stuff."
What' was Not Amused. Leto wasn't either.

And not necessarily, because while people do claim fics from the list, they don't always- it's a supply and demand thing. Sometimes they like finding their own fic to PPC, or what's on the list isn't exactly what they need for whatever reason.

But hey, go ahead. If it's a popular fandom, good chances.

Well, I only looked at the ones that really seemed like badfics. Here's what I found in them that might help:

- They were in the canon world.
- It ripped off a book's entire plot.
- At least two, (if not more), OCs were supposed descendants of canon characters that had none.
- The one canon character that was in the one of the badfics was totally out of character, besides contradicting the laws of science. (She was in the story even though she was supposed to be dead by then.)
- They had modern songs with a few words replaced to fit the timeline.
- Almost every OC had Mary Sue qualities.
- The badfics didn't make any sense half the time.
- There was bad grammar and spelling.

Does that deem the badfics killable? As in, if I ever found some more of these and put them in the Unclaimed Badfics section of PPC's wiki, would another agent kill them?

In that case, I'd say it would depend on a few factors.

Is it in the canon world? -Big deciding factor~.

If it is, does it warp the canon world? Just having it be a mediocre fic with WTF characters in the canon who happen to be related to canons might not be enough.

Does it contradict anything canon? - This is the important thingy, PPC wise I believe. (Boring story is one thing, boring characters another, but when they start breaking things...!~)

Are the OCs plausible as descendants of the characters they're supposed to be related to? - As in for example, no, OC may not be the grandchild of Captain Jack Sparrow via the good captain's MPreg baby. (Captain Jack of Torchwood however is plausibly allowed an MPreg baby since Torchwood canon seems to have an anything goes policy when it comes to sex.)

In short, it's a big question of is this a bad fanfic, or is this a bad original story?

In other words, is the fic actually plac

I'm of the opinion that if they're using a Canon world and claiming to be descendants of a canon character, especially if said character either has no descendants or they're already accounted for, then it's still killable.

I'd either kill if they were Sueishly bad, or recruit. I did so in my second mission when a Sue created two new kids for Aragorn and Arwen so that she could play babysitter. I offed the Sue and recruited the kids, both of which are now happily in the PPC Nursery. (See http://cassie5squared.livejournal.com/13973.html#cutid1 for details)

I still have my jacket from last year, the one with the DMS flashpatch. Remember it? :P I'll fix it up a bit (the patch is starting to come off) and come as an Agent, then. *glee*

And I reckon you could look in local fabric shops... or maybe Google for the pattern or something. If it comes to it, you could always just ad-lib. :P *grins* Ah, yes. The maple syrup. An essential part of the whole thing.

I was reading through some of the spin-offs and looking at some badfics when the thought occurred to me: What do you do about a badfic that has nearly all OCs? I found some with supposed "canon-character-descendants", but despite that fact, the canon characters weren't mentioned. I'm just wondering if the other agents kill it as usual or if they leave it alone. *shrugs*

That might have come off a bit venemous. All I was meaning to say was that, even though I wanted to be the one to make the thread, I appreciate your assistance, Leto. It's helpful, to get it off the ground. Much obliged.

Thanks anyway, though. This is quicker.

Please come and remember our fallen. They will always be with us (even if we don`t want them to be). Tell stories, raise a glass. or just be merry!

http://disc.yourwebapps.com/Indices/241484.html

Leto

Welcome to all that wish ot remember our fallen comrades. They would want us to remember them with joy, instead of sorrow. Here`s a glass of *beverage of choice* to them. Now, lets party!

*note* Leto and his wife Jane are open to anyone who want to use them (the owners of the store). Leto is an average modern day human for Canada and Jane is a Dragon from the Rifts universe. Jane can be whatever form she wants to be, she also has a tremendus amount of magical energy.

The staff of the store are minis from the various contunuii. Head of Staff is Smeagul the mini-balrog. He likes shiny things.

I will be posting under the name of Milask for the rest of this thread. So whatever you do with Leto and Jane is canon. Their children (the triplets) are off limits. Anything else goes. (Please, don`t make Jane want to devorse Leto!!!)

I think you welcomed me, I'm not sure.
Beware the Infernal Trio, hehehe.

This could be a good chance to introduce them, fortunately RPs don't require Permission. I don't think I ever welcomed you, so consider this a welcome post, too. :P

I haven't got permission yet, but I would be happy to feature my Infernal Trio of agents.

Hello, everyone. As we all know, yesterday was the anniversary of the Mary Sue Invasion which took the lives of 1000+ agents. However, I was too sick, tired, and overall distracted to do much of anything to commemorate the occasion. I don't know if any of you remember my post trying to gether interest in a memorial RP, it was forced off the page by the April Fools' one, heh. Regardless, I am attempting such an RP on the other Board, but before I actually make the post I would like to make sure there are people interested. I know Leto (who suggested the General Store be used), Cassie, Trojie, and Gabriel are interested, are there any others among you? If nobody's gonna be interested, after all, I might as well just write an interlude. :P

Just checked the appropriate wiki page and you may have a point - you two tend to be about, as does Neshomeh, and I presume Laburnum is though she doesn't post much. And that's kind of it.