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I'm Araeph, and my agents, Mara and Isaiah, would like to present you with a virtual red pen! I'm a fan of LotR as well, although most of my PPCing has been in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Here are some links to get you started:

The PPC Wiki

The List of Everything PPC

Please do note, however, that we protect the canon, i.e. all original fiction universes. Thus, we cannot pursue original fiction Mary Sues, because then we would be warping the canon, not defending it.

Glad to have you on board, though!

You get a petting.

Welcome to the PPC, disregard pretty much all suggestions as rules, they are just suggestions, except the participate often one is Important and Very Much Advised to Follow because That One Is Yes.

You've already seen the wiki, so I won't bother you about that~

I don't know of the first. I'm just accepting it for truth. Yeah.

I think it's considered unsporting to go after original fic, as bad as it may be. (Unless, of course, some masochist specifically requested someone to lambaste their literary baby, also known as editing.)

Have a baby and some lip liner that David Bowie chewed on.

(The baby is one of Angelina Jolie's, just to let you know.)

Have a couple bags full of C4. There should be about 50 pounds of the stuff in those. It is suprisingly useful. you can, for example, light it on fire to cook things. you have to be careful not to hit it with anything while it is lit, as this tends to set it off. And again, welcome. Also, we don't go after original fiction. Those are the sole property of the writer.

I actually like manual labor, if that's anything.

My books are Well of Lost Plots by Jasper Fforde, Farenheit 451, Little Women, and I'll switch one of the movies for another book if you don't mid; probably Candy Girl by Diablo Cody (Something every mature-aka, probably sixteen and up--girl (and guy) should read, about the world of strippers. She worte the script for Juno, and she spent a year as a stripper, it's her memoir and so utterly fantastic.)

Movies would be either Singin' in the Rain or Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (that's the problem with musical movies from the fifties; all the same, but still so gorgeous), Ratatouille (fooood), Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, and all of House, MD. Even though it's not a movie.

I'm new, a hopeful-recruit-within-a-month, and an anti-Sue person. I just want to say "hello", point out badfics, become a new recruit sometime before I die, and not get too many messages regarding the fact of whether I have indeed read the PPC Constitution yet. (Yes, I know there is no "Rule 15".)
I attack mostly MSs, (Mary Sues, Marty Stus, Marty Sams, Mentally Stupids, etc. Whatever you like to call them is fine with me.), from the Redwall, Tamora Pierce, and original fiction* categories.
Before you ask, I am a fan of LotR, (I'm guessing most on this board are), and I'm a fan of HP. However, I think most people here are attacking the Mary Sues from LotR and HP Mary Sues are a headache I don't think even Bleepka could deal with. Oh well.

In short, hello to you all!

~ Cinnia Aine ~

*Not ALL original fiction, mind you. It's just the REALLY obvious Mary Sues that irk me. As in, the ones that would make a CAD go haywire.

I need to show this to all those people who keep telling me that I should read Twitlit.

And some dramatic angst, for bait.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4426205/1/The_Relic

The first chapter had me clawing at my face. I'm not really sure why this one is affecting me so much - maybe because I just got done reading the series again today - but the out of characterness hurts me. If no-one else wants it I'll have to take it on, but I want it dead. Now.

I enjoy knowing that I am the 999,999th person to visit this very page and that I can get cool things for it and that I can get cheap and affordable insurance from what is obviously a top rate company! Etc, etc.

And anyway, who's complaining? Do you want to see the ads? :P

hS

or it could just be a problem with my browsers. they don't always like me.

Jadis in a block of ice, it's not like we don't have enough glaurunging swear word substitues, for Glod's sake!

:P

That's why PPC agents never retire - there is no end to the inflow of badfic. :(

I get that sometimes when the page doesn't finish loading properly.

you might have to paste the link into your browser to get it to work

In fact... this is the same author as the other disturbing House fic...
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/916059/DreamsofSpike

Found series of BDSM Wilson/House fic. Latest installment here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4969024/1/Relief

Bleepka is needed. Now.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3570198/1/BROKEN

BAD FIC

*chugs the bottle and keels over sideways*

Here. I kept some from the birthday party because I had to forget that House abuse fic, but you need it more than me.