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I'm new, a hopeful-recruit-within-a-month, and an anti-Sue person. I just want to say "hello", point out badfics, become a new recruit sometime before I die, and not get too many messages regarding the fact of whether I have indeed read the PPC Constitution yet. (Yes, I know there is no "Rule 15".)
I attack mostly MSs, (Mary Sues, Marty Stus, Marty Sams, Mentally Stupids, etc. Whatever you like to call them is fine with me.), from the Redwall, Tamora Pierce, and original fiction* categories.
Before you ask, I am a fan of LotR, (I'm guessing most on this board are), and I'm a fan of HP. However, I think most people here are attacking the Mary Sues from LotR and HP Mary Sues are a headache I don't think even Bleepka could deal with. Oh well.

In short, hello to you all!

~ Cinnia Aine ~

*Not ALL original fiction, mind you. It's just the REALLY obvious Mary Sues that irk me. As in, the ones that would make a CAD go haywire.

I need to show this to all those people who keep telling me that I should read Twitlit.

And some dramatic angst, for bait.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4426205/1/The_Relic

The first chapter had me clawing at my face. I'm not really sure why this one is affecting me so much - maybe because I just got done reading the series again today - but the out of characterness hurts me. If no-one else wants it I'll have to take it on, but I want it dead. Now.

I enjoy knowing that I am the 999,999th person to visit this very page and that I can get cool things for it and that I can get cheap and affordable insurance from what is obviously a top rate company! Etc, etc.

And anyway, who's complaining? Do you want to see the ads? :P

hS

or it could just be a problem with my browsers. they don't always like me.

Jadis in a block of ice, it's not like we don't have enough glaurunging swear word substitues, for Glod's sake!

:P

That's why PPC agents never retire - there is no end to the inflow of badfic. :(

I get that sometimes when the page doesn't finish loading properly.

you might have to paste the link into your browser to get it to work

In fact... this is the same author as the other disturbing House fic...
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/916059/DreamsofSpike

Found series of BDSM Wilson/House fic. Latest installment here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4969024/1/Relief

Bleepka is needed. Now.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3570198/1/BROKEN

BAD FIC

*chugs the bottle and keels over sideways*

Here. I kept some from the birthday party because I had to forget that House abuse fic, but you need it more than me.

Did anyone have any idea there was so *much*? Christ, I've found 8 already! I can feel it starting to hurt my brain...

Are there any Agents assigned to dealing with L4D? If there aren't, would anyone mind particularly if I went for these?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4706726/1/Unfamiliardream
(This one's actually hilarious. It has practically no ties to L4D, is MISSING AN ENTIRE CHAPTER, and apparently involves some sort of Satan possession... thing. Summary says it all, really: “this story is about a girl and a zombie attacks on holloween night this girl is weird but all this was a dream")

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4698249/1/DawnOfANewWorld">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4698249/1/DawnOfANewWorld
(Author seems unaware of the existence of the shift key...)

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4751507/1/HallsofTheDead">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4751507/1/HallsofTheDead
(Blocks of text with no attention to proper formatting, tons of spelling errors... and they're not even L4D zombies. They're Romero-style shambers! GRAAAH!)

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4932893/1/Idontscreech">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4932893/1/Idontscreech
(Another goddamn 'Infected are innocent!' story... 'why do the survivors hate us?' Correct answer: Because you try to EAT them. Suggested response: Feed OCs to *actual* infected, let them figure it out by themselves...)

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4793870/1/Left4DeadTheEnd">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4793870/1/Left4DeadTheEnd
(Apparently, you can jump and fall into an alley, only to break your *arm*... and you can then ignore that and run away. Erm, no.)

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4753745/1/GraveRun">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4753745/1/GraveRun
(Constant tense switches... and the entire thing is centred, making it really damn hard to read)

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918474/1/FreedomLoveTillDeathNeverDoUsPart">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918474/1/FreedomLoveTillDeathNeverDoUs_Part
(Massive Marty Stu with all the abilities of each special infected with none of the drawbacks...)

AAAAAAAAAH! Someone get me Bleepka! Now!

It's been moved back to shore, due to me getting seasick whenever I so much as set foot on a boat.

Not realistic? I brought a tall ship.

Table has been moved to the tall ship there.

Like I said, it's a hypothetical question. It doesn't have to be realistic.

Looks like I can't take this one. It uses the anime continuity; I've only read the manga, and I know the two have completely different endings (or will do, in the case of the manga). Anyone else up for it?

I hope it's a good one. :D

*heads off to the table*